FabSwingers.com forum: The you,ve been milked challenge

By *yrone-fem43 OP Woman
over a year ago

tyrone

was down doing a bit of shopping earlier in asda ,in came all the tractors, the farmers strolled in grabbed trolleys took all milk of the shelfs even the soya stuff paid for all and walked out ,made my night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have lots of thirsty cats

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By *yrone-fem43 OP Woman
over a year ago

tyrone

"Must have lots of thirsty cats"

lol you never know with them oul farmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have lots of thirsty cats

lol you never know with them oul farmers "

Maybe they were getting a better price on the black market down south...big business the ol milk is down here

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By *yrone-fem43 OP Woman
over a year ago

tyrone

"Must have lots of thirsty cats

lol you never know with them oul farmers

Maybe they were getting a better price on the black market down south...big business the ol milk is down here"

method in their madness do you think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have lots of thirsty cats

lol you never know with them oul farmers

Maybe they were getting a better price on the black market down south...big business the ol milk is down here

method in their madness do you think lol "

Of course, theres no flys on the farmers, well there is coz they stink of cow shite all the time, but ya know what I mean

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By *yrone-fem43 OP Woman
over a year ago

tyrone

"Must have lots of thirsty cats

lol you never know with them oul farmers

Maybe they were getting a better price on the black market down south...big business the ol milk is down here

method in their madness do you think lol

Of course, theres no flys on the farmers, well there is coz they stink of cow shite all the time, but ya know what I mean"

they say cow shite equals money lol but aye i know what you mean

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Lol, some dodgy border business going on...

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

I got milked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know why....

A man sunbathing naked, ends up burning is penis. When he went to the doctor , the doctor told him to put it in a bowl of cold milk to ease the pain.

Later on that day his blonde wife walks in, and finds him with his penis in a bowl of milk. She looks at him amazed and says I always wondered how you re-loaded those things !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know why....

A man sunbathing naked, ends up burning is penis. When he went to the doctor , the doctor told him to put it in a bowl of cold milk to ease the pain.

Later on that day his blonde wife walks in, and finds him with his penis in a bowl of milk. She looks at him amazed and says I always wondered how you re-loaded those things !"
bada boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much is a 2ltr can of milk in Asda. How much do farmers down south get for their milk from the creameries? Unless the price is lower in Asda than what the get for their milk, it would be costing them money. Font make sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have lots of thirsty cats

lol you never know with them oul farmers

Maybe they were getting a better price on the black market down south...big business the ol milk is down here"
A black market for milk? Erm, no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems a bit stupid, dairy farmers are saying not to bulk the milk in asda, lidl, morrisons and londis. They swoop in buy the lot, so the milk is still being bought at the same cheap price just in a bigger quantity. Yes the store might not have milk for a few hours but sure what do they care? They've sold all the milk.

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Must have lots of thirsty cats"

I know there's a lot of thirsty pussies on this site ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have lots of thirsty cats

lol you never know with them oul farmers

Maybe they were getting a better price on the black market down south...big business the ol milk is down hereA black market for milk? Erm, no. "

How about a white market?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!"

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends.

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By *igsonMan
over a year ago

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"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends. "

Robotic milkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends.

Robotic milkers

Dairy farmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did they buy the milk? I saw farmers doing this before but they just left the trolleys full of milk at the checkouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate of mine services milking machines (not the female kind :p) and by his reckoning it's a matter of greed with most dairy farmers as they are heavily subsidised. While supermarkets do control the prices they are also well aware that setting prices so low that a farmer won't make a tidy profit benifits no one so they never let prices drop that low. Again it's the case of who can skim the most while still ripping off the consumer

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By *igsonMan
over a year ago

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"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends.

Robotic milkers

Dairy farmers

Dairy farmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends.

Robotic milkers

Dairy farmers

Dairy farmer

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By *igsonMan
over a year ago

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"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends.

Robotic milkers

Dairy farmers

Dairy farmer

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I'll pass on the whingy bellends bit to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends.

Robotic milkers

Dairy farmers

Dairy farmer

I'll pass on the whingy bellends bit to them

Haha!! Oh Lily

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By *igsonMan
over a year ago

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"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends.

Robotic milkers

Dairy farmers

Dairy farmer

I'll pass on the whingy bellends bit to them

Haha!! Oh Lily "

Beef farmers can do a good bit of crying them selfs from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends.

Robotic milkers

Dairy farmers

Dairy farmer

I'll pass on the whingy bellends bit to them

Haha!! Oh Lily

Beef farmers can do a good bit of crying them selfs from time to time

Omg we do not!!!! Wait til I send you a pic of the most impressive beast in the country! I'll whatsap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did they buy the milk? I saw farmers doing this before but they just left the trolleys full of milk at the checkouts."

The trollies at the checkout is a protest. Its a bit like the Christmas before last when they went mental over the fruit and veg offers Tesco aldi and lidl were doing. At one stage they went into a store in Newbridge bought all the veg and were giving it away for free. Framers' in both Ireland and Britain get royally screwed over by the some of the supermarket chains when selling their produce. Many chains buy it for half nothing and sell it for three or four times the cost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems a bit stupid, dairy farmers are saying not to bulk the milk in asda, lidl, morrisons and londis. They swoop in buy the lot, so the milk is still being bought at the same cheap price just in a bigger quantity. Yes the store might not have milk for a few hours but sure what do they care? They've sold all the milk. "

You'll actually find lidl and aldi usually don't make that much on a lot of their farmer produced products. Sometimes they even make a loss ie special offers etc

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

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"I know why....

A man sunbathing naked, ends up burning is penis. When he went to the doctor , the doctor told him to put it in a bowl of cold milk to ease the pain.

Later on that day his blonde wife walks in, and finds him with his penis in a bowl of milk. She looks at him amazed and says I always wondered how you re-loaded those things !"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy locally as much as possible.

Greengrocer/weekly markets

Butcher

Small gourmet shops for speciality stuff

Ethnic shops for bulk staples/spices

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

I buy my milk in lidl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I buy my milk in lidl"

I buy my milk in Aldi

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

"I buy my milk in lidl

I buy my milk in Aldi"

Do they have protein milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife makes it for me. But supply is never guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I buy my milk in lidl

I buy my milk in Aldi

Do they have protein milk?"

yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think they are just trying to say that the supermarkets dont completely control the price if milk...

..reality is..they do..

..if ya know any..they are getting it tight!!!

Dairy farmers?

Sure they couldn't wait to get their robotic milkers in when they heard about the quota going. A big bunch of whingy bellends. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a lady to milk me of x

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