FabSwingers.com forum: Windows 10

By *osafewordneeded OP Man
over a year ago

City

So the biggest event of the year is here, windows 10 is out.

I am offering my services to the women on here. I can give IT support and can also cum on command.

If you are afraid of installing windows 10 yourself I can come around and do it for you, and fuck you while it installs. If anything goes wrong I will cum on command and sort the problem out.

I am also thinking of holding an event where we all fuck as windows 10 installs. Depending on interest.

Let me know, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao. Oh safey I'll give u a 10 for originality. Could u work it so that cams are running as u install it and cum on command and while ur at it make me also cum on command????? Pretty pretty please!!!!

kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't we wait a few weeks while they iron out any bugs?

My command button is quite small, are you really that neat?

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By *osafewordneeded OP Man
over a year ago

City

I'm neat and tidy and will offee a comprehensive upgrade. I will also offer continued support.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully he doesnt have any viruses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh to windows 10. Bet no one read the small print about the details ie yearly subscription to the OS if its installed on your system.

On a side note I'm a shop fitter so anyone wants a shop sorted give me a shout

(this is in jest. I'm busy enough I don't need the extra work)

Tomcat

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By *osafewordneeded OP Man
over a year ago

City

Well I never

Lol

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By *osafewordneeded OP Man
over a year ago

City

"Meh to windows 10. Bet no one read the small print about the details ie yearly subscription to the OS if its installed on your system."

The small print is only for Americans where small print is legally binding. Small print in Europe is not legally binding for lay people.

That's why when Sony got hacked they tried to get the people brought to America, because their small print means nothing in Europe.

In fact if you try hide things in small print in Europeyou get in trouble. All contracts in Europe for lay people must be written in plain English, must be clear, and can't use small print to trick you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can they make it really small though?

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Windows? ah bless.

*sent from my mac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No? Really? I never would of guessed!!! I didn't do contract law during my business degree like! Whether its in the small print or plain to see on the terms and use their charging for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windows? ah bless.

*sent from my mac. "

You should double Steve jobs Mingo.

spit of him with the beard

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Windows? ah bless.

*sent from my mac.

You should double Steve jobs Mingo.

spit of him with the beard"

I'm less of an asshole.

also I'm less dead.

wouldnt mind his money though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windows? ah bless.

*sent from my mac. "

Awwwwwww Mac.. How quaint.

*sent from arch linux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and kitty were only talking about assholes there now. Your name wasn't mentioned lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Me and kitty were only talking about assholes there now. Your name wasn't mentioned lol"

If you think I look like jobs, you should see hunter....he's the spit of jony ive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No clue who that is and too much effort to go goggle things.

Anyways windows 10 is a money racket. Won't be upgrading and if I had to wouldn't be calling some fella on fab to do it. I've a fella in Hungary that would do it and i need a holiday. Kitty pack your bags were off to Budapest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you not do it yourself? It's Windows it's hardly rocket science lol just press accept and wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be very careful though. Heard they sneak in a back door and when you're asked to backup you're fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people still use winblow$? I hardly ever boot it, and when I do it's only to play games I can't play on a mac or linux machine or some other app that will on run on it.

*Sent from my triple boot Yosemite, Ubuntu, Win7 mac pro*

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

Why aren't you offering the service to men. Seems sexist to assume only the women will have trouble installing w10. And I'm certain a few will also take up your offer of a fuck too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's to install? You would just click yes. It must be crap if they are giving it away for free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read above cork69. It's not free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a free upgrade for me and I had a pirated version of windows 7. I think I signed up about a month ago and reserved a free copy. It may have been some special offer or something from M$.

I have not installed it, hasn't even downloaded yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have windows 8 new laptop i got a message the other week from microsoft saying i get windows 10 free on a upgrade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.its free to install and free for one year then boom subscription fee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup.its free to install and free for one year then boom subscription fee"

i stick with windows 8 so lol.

thanks for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really? fuck dat. Windows 8 was bad enough, dammn near psychotic who ever designed that but it only cost me a fivers I think it was for thew upgrade. Wish I newer did. You can't all your work on one screen, no start menu. It's idiot. I've never really gone back to is since then. Have no need for it.

I like my mac OS. One click, there's your webserver up and running. One download and a few clicks later and you have your LAMP stack ready. That's pretty much all I need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really? fuck dat. Windows 8 was bad enough, dammn near psychotic who ever designed that but it only cost me a fivers I think it was for thew upgrade. Wish I newer did. You can't all your work on one screen, no start menu. It's idiot. I've never really gone back to is since then. Have no need for it.

I hate it mate i much perfer windows 7 nice and easy to use the amount of shit apps came with windows were unreal.

I like my mac OS. One click, there's your webserver up and running. One download and a few clicks later and you have your LAMP stack ready. That's pretty much all I need."

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By *at-cWoman
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

I had thought that Windows 10 will be free, but the new version of windows after that, simply called 'Windows' will be a subscription service. Support for Windows 10 lasts until 2025 so you can just opt to not allow the progression to 'Windows' and avoid committing to a subscription OS? Have I missed something about the option to opt out of upgrading after Windows 10 being missing?

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By *at-cWoman
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

I know that if you don't take the free upgrade to Windows 10 within the first year of it's release, if you decide after 12 months you want it, you will be charged to upgrade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all free for the year but you'll be hit with the subscription fee after it. You cant do updates etc until you paid the fee after the year hence the "windows" thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really? I didn't know Microsoft were at that - pretty sneaky if you ask me! Oh well doesn't apply to me anyways, not using Windows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still in using windows XP and guess what... It still works..

All the beta testing in the world will not find the problems and bugs, so leave it till next June before thinking about updating....

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By *parkles321Man
over a year ago

blanch

"Its all free for the year but you'll be hit with the subscription fee after it. You cant do updates etc until you paid the fee after the year hence the "windows" thing"

If you read it right it's free for 10 years for those who upgrade from win 7/8 within the first year. Anyone who upgrades after the year will pay the fee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did read it right and was told the exact same thing I said by a mircosoft employee. Beta test was free for ten years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do Microsoft not like the number 9.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windows? ah bless.

*sent from my mac. "

Long live the PC master race ??

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By *parkles321Man
over a year ago

blanch

"I did read it right and was told the exact same thing I said by a mircosoft employee. Beta test was free for ten years. "

Maybe the beta lasts for a year for all win 7/8 customers. It's suicide if they start asking loyal customers to pay a year after they marketed it as a free upgrade for 10 years....

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By *inky Bi TrioCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just downloaded windows 10 now my anti virus won't work I'm not impressed as only bought the new licence key yesterday I'm pulling my hair out here grrr

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Windows? ah bless.

*sent from my mac.

Awwwwwww Mac.. How quaint.

*sent from arch linux"

ahhh bless ye all im staying well clear of windows 10 heap of crap ...just saying , oh ps sent from my windows 98 ME lmfao

(joking)

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Just downloaded windows 10 now my anti virus won't work I'm not impressed as only bought the new licence key yesterday I'm pulling my hair out here grrr"

call safey

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

my dead mother told me that squirt was just pish I hope she didnt ruin this for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still use XP and holding on for as long as I can.

'if it ain't broke don't fix it'

Let everyone else do the UAT!!

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

can i still watch porn on it?

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

i have the seventh fattest head in the world

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By *ubzrMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Still on windows 7, XP was the best of the updates... all those years ago

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

The version after windows 10 will be called "windows" without a number and will be a subscription service but windows 10 won't be.

You have 1 year in which to upgrade for free, if you don't upgrade within the year and decide to upgrade later then there will be a fee to pay £79 for home edition and £99 for pro edition.

If you upgrade to windows 10 it's free for life not just for 1 year, and it's supported up until 2023 I think. Should you chose to do the further upgrade to 'windows' then you won't be able to install security updates until you subscribe.

Just don't upgrade to "windows" when it comes out and you won't have to subscribe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windows 8 was like voting for Gorge Bush in the noughties. Lets fuck the world up just because we can.

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Windows I abandoned years ago but I've heard that due to the demand it could take hours or days to download.....That's one hell of a long fuck.

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By *anidesiresTV/TS
over a year ago

"The version after windows 10 will be called "windows" without a number and will be a subscription service but windows 10 won't be.

You have 1 year in which to upgrade for free, if you don't upgrade within the year and decide to upgrade later then there will be a fee to pay £79 for home edition and £99 for pro edition.

Just don't upgrade to "windows" when it comes out and you won't have to subscribe"

This is correct, those who upgrade to Windows 10 within the 1yr period can continue to use it for the supported lifetime of their device. The subscription fee only applies to those who choose to upgrade from Windows 10 to Windows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Windows I abandoned years ago but I've heard that due to the demand it could take hours or days to download.....That's one hell of a long fuck.

It's probably all the network / business/ enterprise dudes checking it out, not to mention all the newbtards. Winblow$ is the best for that type of work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/jul/28/windows-10-launch-10-things-you-need-to-know

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By *at-cWoman
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

"The version after windows 10 will be called "windows" without a number and will be a subscription service but windows 10 won't be.

You have 1 year in which to upgrade for free, if you don't upgrade within the year and decide to upgrade later then there will be a fee to pay £79 for home edition and £99 for pro edition.

Just don't upgrade to "windows" when it comes out and you won't have to subscribe"

This is the way I initially interpreted it.

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By *osafewordneeded OP Man
over a year ago

City

Is it really taking people hours to download? I clicked update, 25 mins later it was all finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dial up modems #oldskool

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