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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever received a bad blow job?

If so, tell us your stories?

(Seen this in another forum, highly entertaining Thank god I don't have a cock!)

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Mt friend did her crown tooth fell out she nearly choked on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya she'd only suck on the head but wouldn't open her mouth so her teeth kept scraping me, after a few minutes I just told her stop

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I knew fell asleep during a bj

He was mortified, but the lady saw the funny side eventualy

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

I'll tell you as long as you promise not to post it all over the internet when you're mad at me.

No, I haven't had a bad blow job.

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Excessive use of teeth..odd nibble ok, but to have your cock grated no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excessive use of teeth..odd nibble ok, but to have your cock grated no thanks.

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It was horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "

Sweet Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "

Holy foooook!

Boy can you pick 'em Laid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mt friend did her crown tooth fell out she nearly choked on it "

Ouch,hee hee that reminds me of the time many moons ago when I met a girl at a big outdoor festival in Punchestown,we got the bus back into town and along the way I fingerblasted her,we got off the bus and went around to a lane I knew and she went down on her knees and promptly took me into her mouth ,all good at this stage,it got really hot and heavy my hand on the back of her head and me pushing deeper,next thing she start to pull back and as she does she start some biting,all good,'til she got to the head of my cock and bit a little harder,her teeth were tightening around the ridge and the next thing I felt such an immense pain I let out a shout and pulled back out when she released,blood everywhere,pour out of my cock and around her mouth.Turns out she had gotten venners on her teeth a week or so before and there was a gap between the venner and tooth in the front of her mouth.Like a fookin razor.

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

That's funny,

Not surprised some have bad ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "

Oh Jesus. Nametags for u so I'm guessing, wont make that mistake again eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever received a bad blow job?

If so, tell us your stories?

(Seen this in another forum, highly entertaining Thank god I don't have a cock!)"

yes a lady liked using her teeth alot lol painfull.

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By *icketyupWoman
over a year ago

dublin


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "

Jaysis laid, you can fairly pick them!! Thankfully you've learned from your experiences

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood

Jaysis laid, you can fairly pick them!! Thankfully you've learned from your experiences "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "

jesus lad that sounded painfull ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy I knew fell asleep during a bj

He was mortified, but the lady saw the funny side eventualy "

Wasn't an old fab member by any chance was it?

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood "

Ouch Holy shit that gotta hurt. A lad i worked with took 6 viagra tablets and tore the banjo string that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood

Ouch Holy shit that gotta hurt. A lad i worked with took 6 viagra tablets and tore the banjo string that way "
6. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*holds hand up

Broke a corner off a tooth one night while out for a meal, didn't hurt too much, planned to see my dentist the next week. Mr found the sharp bit with his winkie, sliced it from head to shaft! Bled like a head wound, luckily it was only superficial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one which actually wasn't so bad in the end was when I met a girl in a club uptown,she was cool looking and had a red lipstick on and her hair had 2 ponytails.So we get back to my ole transit van are foolin around,anyway she has her head in my lap and is working my cock in her mouth,a while after we start I notice shes stopping and starting,I'm thinkin'" hmmm nice technique very teasing" so I relax a bit to enjoy it and she has me as deep as she can and I feel her teeth at the bottom of my shaft,massive turn on,I'm doing my best not to cum,it's getting more difficult as the teeth tighten around but I'm loving it,then it become too painful and I realise she snoring and gurgling,I try to wake her,no response,she has passed out completely from the drinking,I'm pulling her by the two ponytails and shes still biting hard,I blew my load in her mouth because of the panic,she woke up all drowsy and loosened her bite and carried on sucking,we went and got kebabs after and had a good laugh.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood

Jaysis laid, you can fairly pick them!! Thankfully you've learned from your experiences "

i was about 20 then i still knew how to pick them right up until recently enough but hey its a skill to be able to find the ones nuttier than squirrel shite regularly and for 20 odd years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot more bad or ok ones than good ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever received a bad blow job?

If so, tell us your stories?

(Seen this in another forum, highly entertaining Thank god I don't have a cock!)"

Yeah - more often than not. I think bj's are something that take time and good communication to get right. For me, teeth should never be used....ever lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my youth iv had a few one tore off my banjo string because I d*unkenly kept calling her another girls name I woke up covered in blood

Jaysis laid, you can fairly pick them!! Thankfully you've learned from your experiences

i was about 20 then i still knew how to pick them right up until recently enough but hey its a skill to be able to find the ones nuttier than squirrel shite regularly and for 20 odd years lol"

Your lucky you only have footy injuries to the knees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Girl I met on night out, bit me with her dracula teeth and end of bj. Bled and was painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a blow job story but I met a guy whos attempt at fingering me left me bruised and barely able to walk for a week ! How the fuck he thought he was pleasuring me ill never know , only thing I could come up with was that his previous meets must have had very unresponsive foo foos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excessive use of teeth as been my worst/most unenjoyable bj experience so far.

Made it so we quickly switched from that to other, more enjoyable things, said I wasn't much into getting bjs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"not a blow job story but I met a guy whos attempt at fingering me left me bruised and barely able to walk for a week ! How the fuck he thought he was pleasuring me ill never know , only thing I could come up with was that his previous meets must have had very unresponsive foo foos lol "

Ooooh, ouch. I just clenched my vag reading that!

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