FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty Limricks anyone..?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Allow me to start..

There once was a young girl called Jill

Who swallowed an explosive pill

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

And her tits up a tree in Brazil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LimLad. Hes dirty and he's from Limerick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Allow me to start..

There once was a young girl called Jill

Who swallowed an explosive pill

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

And her tits up a tree in Brazil."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is thev tale of Daniel morgan,who had a tiny sexual organ.

This made the girls cry out in shock,when they held his tiny cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is thev tale of Daniel morgan,who had a tiny sexual organ.

This made the girls cry out in shock,when they held his tiny cock

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"This is thev tale of Daniel morgan,who had a tiny sexual organ.

This made the girls cry out in shock,when they held his tiny cock

Ha ha

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"This is thev tale of Daniel morgan,who had a tiny sexual organ.

This made the girls cry out in shock,when they held his tiny cock

There once was a girl called Lizzy

Who had the guys heads in a tizzy

Now when Lizzy got tizzy

She went off like a fizzy

And the guys blew their jizzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a woman from Madrid

Who swore she had never been rid

Along came an Italian

With balls like a stallion

And rid her like Billy the Kid

Bom bom !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is thev tale of Daniel morgan,who had a tiny sexual organ.

This made the girls cry out in shock,when they held his tiny cock

There once was a girl called Lizzy

Who had the guys heads in a tizzy

Now when Lizzy got tizzy

She went off like a fizzy

And the guys blew their jizzy

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pmsl! Ode to Lizzy!

Thanks sweetie

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"There was a woman from Madrid

Who swore she had never been rid

Along came an Italian

With balls like a stallion

And rid her like Billy the Kid

Bom bom !! Lol"

There once was a lad called dandy

With his fingers he was quiet handy

The ladies of fab to each other did blab

How dandy was quiet handy

Now they call him handy dandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do us Cj lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Do us Cj lol"

With pleasure but Jimmy if we cross swords its puerly accidentally

There once was a cpl called Goldie

Jimmy and Mary they were no oldies

They both liked to play

When ever they got away

And now they are a pair of boldies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a woman from Madrid

Who swore she had never been rid

Along came an Italian

With balls like a stallion

And rid her like Billy the Kid

Bom bom !! Lol

There once was a lad called dandy

With his fingers he was quiet handy

The ladies of fab to each other did blab

How dandy was quiet handy

Now they call him handy dandy "

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

there once was a man from Kent

who cock was so big in the middle it bent

to save him the trouble he stuck it in double

instead of coming he went

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"there once was a man from Kent

who cock was so big in the middle it bent

to save him the trouble he stuck it in double

instead of coming he went"

Ha ha ha

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"Allow me to start..

There once was a young girl called Jill

Who swallowed an explosive pill

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

And her tits up a tree in Brazil.There once was a little lad from limerick he taught he was king of the fab soon people found out he was just a loud mouth with nothing very interesting to say."

Thats very sad indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Allow me to start..

There once was a young girl called Jill

Who swallowed an explosive pill

They found her vagina in North Carolina,

And her tits up a tree in Brazil.There once was a little lad from limerick he taught he was king of the fab soon people found out he was just a loud mouth with nothing very interesting to say.

Thats very sad indeed

He's the president of my fan club Brutus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a new man on fab

Never drove but always a cab

He loved hairy bushes

Didnt care much for neat tushes

And he ended up with the crabs.

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

There was a young lad with name of king lim

Some would try to poke fun at him

He learned to ignore

To the pokers uproar

And that was the making of him

For you old buddy.

Amy and Gareth

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"There was a young lad with name of king lim

Some would try to poke fun at him

He learned to ignore

To the pokers uproar

And that was the making of him

For you old buddy.

Amy and Gareth"

Lmao i likes that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lad with name of king lim

Some would try to poke fun at him

He learned to ignore

To the pokers uproar

And that was the making of him

For you old buddy.

Amy and Gareth"

Aww guys ye are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a couple called hammer and thongs

Whose admirers came in throngs

This poem is a plot

To say they look hot

And I hope I can get a few snogs

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"There was a couple called hammer and thongs

Whose admirers came in throngs

This poem is a plot

To say they look hot

And I hope I can get a few snogs

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"There was a couple called hammer and thongs

Whose admirers came in throngs

This poem is a plot

To say they look hot

And I hope I can get a few snogs

Aw thanks guys.

We are flattered.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There once was a girl called miss dirty,

On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,

With a fabulous rack,

And an ass in the back,

She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

There once was a girl called miss dirty,

On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,

With a fabulous rack,

And an ass in the back,

She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!

"
lmao by far the funniest fair fucks misdirty will love it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There once was a girl called miss dirty,

On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,

With a fabulous rack,

And an ass in the back,

She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!

Ha-ha mingo was waiting for u to come in good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a girl called miss dirty,

On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,

With a fabulous rack,

And an ass in the back,

She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!

There is a guy called Mingo

German is now his lingo

Of a shag he's in need

So go do the deed

Wth a sexy fräulein, bingo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do us Cj lol

With pleasure but Jimmy if we cross swords its puerly accidentally

There once was a cpl called Goldie

Jimmy and Mary they were no oldies

They both liked to play

When ever they got away

And now they are a pair of boldies

Love it Cj xx

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There once was a girl called miss dirty,

On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,

With a fabulous rack,

And an ass in the back,

She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!

There is a guy called Mingo

German is now his lingo

Of a shag he's in need

So go do the deed

Wth a sexy fräulein, bingo!

There once was a girl called Rex hot

WHOS pics they were well shot

Her fab pal was hal

They say he's a pal

Big cock she adores a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha thanks cj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place is full of poets this morning. Go ye....

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

there once was a girl called Louise

whose pubic hair hung to her knees

the crabs got together and knitted a sweater

so in the winter her flaps wouldn't freeze

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

There once was a girl called miss dirty,

On the kik chat she would get quite flirty,

With a fabulous rack,

And an ass in the back,

She'll shag you, if you're older than thirty!

lmao by far the funniest fair fucks misdirty will love it

Why am I only seeing this now??? Ha ha!!!!

very good Mingo!!!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There was an old man named CJ

Who was in desperate need of a BJ

When no woman would help,

He let out a yelp,

And put out for a bi lad named P.J.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Kentuckit

Who's cock was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he chewed his foreskin

"If my arse was a cunt i would fuck it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there once was a girl called Louise

whose pubic hair hung to her knees

the crabs got together and knitted a sweater

so in the winter her flaps wouldn't freeze"
That's really funny, yet disturbing.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"There was an old man named CJ

Who was in desperate need of a BJ

When no woman would help,

He let out a yelp,

And put out for a bi lad named P.J."

Pj were are thou pmsi brillant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was an old man named CJ

Who was in desperate need of a BJ

When no woman would help,

He let out a yelp,

And put out for a bi lad named P.J."
pmsl

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There once was a lad called mingo

Who tried to pass himself off as Ringo

The girls didn't know

The lenghts he would go

He even picked them up at bingo

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There once was a girl called laelaps

I'm told she has wonderful flaps

She's with _osafewordneeded

This warning, you heed it

If you try it on you will get slaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lad called John Mingo,

Who was quite adept at the lingo,

He charmed chics to bed,

Where he made them give head,

In return he licked them out like a dingo.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"There was a young lad called John Mingo,

Who was quite adept at the lingo,

He charmed chics to bed,

Where he made them give head,

In return he licked them out like a dingo. "

Well done sir. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was a girl called laelaps

I'm told she has wonderful flaps

She's with _osafewordneeded

This warning, you heed it

If you try it on you will get slaps!"

Slap slap xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a girl called Redhott

Behind closed doors a lady she's not

She loves to give head

While he's stretched on the bed

She's ready to take his best shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a girl called Redhott

Behind closed doors a lady she's not

She loves to give head

While he's stretched on the bed

She's ready to take his best shot

Now that's a dirty Limrick lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"There was a girl called Redhott

Behind closed doors a lady she's not

She loves to give head

While he's stretched on the bed

She's ready to take his best shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a girl called Redhott

Behind closed doors a lady she's not

She loves to give head

While he's stretched on the bed

She's ready to take his best shot

Ha Mingo it's a giggle stop with the shocked face.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"There was a girl called Redhott

Behind closed doors a lady she's not

She loves to give head

While he's stretched on the bed

She's ready to take his best shot

Ha Mingo it's a giggle stop with the shocked face. "

No that's just me picturing it...

The female half of up4fun

Has an addiction for lots of male cum

She wants lots of male bits

To cum on her tits

If invited you don't walk, you run!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There was a lady called toxic

Her personality was totally opposit

To the south she would go

Her cheeks all aglow

For the guys to play with her whatsit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a boy we won't mention

Who was so bold he got detention

He got the blame

And now lives in shame

While he sits waiting to collect his pension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady named Hitchin

Who was scratching her crotch in the kitchen.

Her mother said, "Rose,

It's the crabs, I suppose."

She said, "Yes, and the buggers are itchin'."

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"There was a lady called toxic

Her personality was totally opposit

To the south she would go

Her cheeks all aglow

For the guys to play with her whatsit

Love it xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a girl called Redhott

Behind closed doors a lady she's not

She loves to give head

While he's stretched on the bed

She's ready to take his best shot

Ha Mingo it's a giggle stop with the shocked face.

No that's just me picturing it...

The female half of up4fun

Has an addiction for lots of male cum

She wants lots of male bits

To cum on her tits

If invited you don't walk, you run!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now Safey was all of a flutter

His piss chat was thrown in the gutter

He'll believe a boffin with an ultrasound gun

But not the wet women who can cum...

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

there once was a fella McSweeny

who spilled some gin on his weenie

just to be couth

he added vermouth

then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hal he is my man

He looks hot with his tatts and his tan

He watches with glee

As I take a cock or three

I'll take four next time babe if I can

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hal he is my man

He looks hot with his tatts and his tan

He watches with glee

As I take a cock or three

I'll take four next time babe if I can

dibs on number four.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hal he is my man

He looks hot with his tatts and his tan

He watches with glee

As I take a cock or three

I'll take four next time babe if I can

dibs on number four. "

I called dibs ages ago but I'm not sure does dibs have an expiry date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hal he is my man

He looks hot with his tatts and his tan

He watches with glee

As I take a cock or three

I'll take four next time babe if I can

dibs on number four.

I called dibs ages ago but I'm not sure does dibs have an expiry date

Lucky for you guys I'm greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hal he is my man

He looks hot with his tatts and his tan

He watches with glee

As I take a cock or three

I'll take four next time babe if I can

dibs on number four.

I called dibs ages ago but I'm not sure does dibs have an expiry date

Lucky for you guys I'm greedy. "

And that's why we like ya red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red is fancying four, maybe she'd even try more?

If I was to help, keep them hard while I knelt

Then together we could go through a score...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red is fancying four, maybe she'd even try more?

If I was to help, keep them hard while I knelt

Then together we could go through a score...

Ha love it

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

There was a young man named Safey

He wanted to make Lae his baby

Cock and balls fully shaved

full steam ahead

her only reply was maybe.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There was a lady called candy

Mr 69 makes her quiet randy

On a cock whe would gloat

Long and thick floats her boat

On a good one she finish with a hand shandy

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There's this lady here, she's called Redhott

Have I shagged her? sadly I've not.

But you can bet your sweet bippy

I'd be there in a jiffy

If she said she wants what I've got!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There's a guy here who I called Chuckles

He says he likes my belt buckles.

We don't see eye to eye,

I think he's just shy,

But with lae he's just gonna be cuckled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis a year since I first met my nosafe,

And to date he has not started to chafe,

With his weird little ways he sets my loins all ablaze,

Oh how I do long for many more days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's this lady here, she's called Redhott

Have I shagged her? sadly I've not.

But you can bet your sweet bippy

I'd be there in a jiffy

If she said she wants what I've got!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What great craic reading all ur funny Limericks ,you guys crack me up .Definetly some talent here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha not gonna attempt one .. but this has to be the best thread today

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There was a wee baby named frankie,

from the ladies he wanted a wankie,

they'd pull and tug, never stop,

until he did pop,

and blow his load into a hankie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's this lady here, she's called Redhott

Have I shagged her? sadly I've not.

But you can bet your sweet bippy

I'd be there in a jiffy

If she said she wants what I've got!"

Mingo with the silver tongue

He's moved to a place far flung

After such a long chase

I should just sit on his face

Til there's no air left in his lungs.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Ha not gonna attempt one .. but this has to be the best thread today

Oh miss spankable has a great ass,

but don't come at her with none of your sass,

with piercings, epic tits,

she'll leave you in bits,

can she suck cock? boyo she's class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha not gonna attempt one .. but this has to be the best thread today

Oh miss spankable has a great ass,

but don't come at her with none of your sass,

with piercings, epic tits,

she'll leave you in bits,

can she suck cock? boyo she's class!"

Ur in top form John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha not gonna attempt one .. but this has to be the best thread today

Oh miss spankable has a great ass,

but don't come at her with none of your sass,

with piercings, epic tits,

she'll leave you in bits,

can she suck cock? boyo she's class!"

awh mingo

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya

There's a sexy bird called letmebe,

'tween her legs is where I want to be

with curves you could die for,

a poem i did write her,

I succeeded, now she must shag me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya

There's a sexy bird called letmebe,

'tween her legs is where I want to be

with curves you could die for,

a poem i did write her,

I succeeded, now she must shag me!

Mingo we are wasted here I'm telling ya, I'm ringing Hallmark, we'll make a killing

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya

There's a sexy bird called letmebe,

'tween her legs is where I want to be

with curves you could die for,

a poem i did write her,

I succeeded, now she must shag me!

"
ha ha that's is bloody brilliant well done.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya

There's a sexy bird called letmebe,

'tween her legs is where I want to be

with curves you could die for,

a poem i did write her,

I succeeded, now she must shag me!

Mingo we are wasted here I'm telling ya, I'm ringing Hallmark, we'll make a killing

I'm starting to think I missed a calling.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya

There's a sexy bird called letmebe,

'tween her legs is where I want to be

with curves you could die for,

a poem i did write her,

I succeeded, now she must shag me!

ha ha that's is bloody brilliant well done. "

I've fulfilled my end of the deal....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letmebe bought a toy...

It would do when she had no boy,

The postman delivered, she got all a quiver

But the gift was no 'Old man of Hoy'...

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Letmebe bought a toy...

It would do when she had no boy,

The postman delivered, she got all a quiver

But the gift was no 'Old man of Hoy'..."

This lady, called candy store,

I've met her, but damn I want more.

with me, her and her man...

took two cocks? yes she can

in every hole just like a good........woman.

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"If anyone could do me I'd be well impressed I'd shag ya

There's a sexy bird called letmebe,

'tween her legs is where I want to be

with curves you could die for,

a poem i did write her,

I succeeded, now she must shag me!

ha ha that's is bloody brilliant well done.

I've fulfilled my end of the deal....

"
I shall fulfill your too

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

I like the ones done on me xx

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There was a young lady called toxic

Who had an impressive coccyx

But I like her tits

Tween which, stick my bits

And blow a load into her optics!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

There was a young lad called king lim

People failed to make fun of him

With a classy demeanour

And an impressive Weiner

He ended up drowning in quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the ones done on me xx"

I want a refund...

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I like the ones done on me xx

I want a refund...

I'm sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your username ends in store

Then you must be a complete whore

Or just maybe your sound

'cos its the truth that you've found

And with bullshit you wipe the floor!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lad called king lim

People failed to make fun of him

With a classy demeanour

And an impressive Weiner

He ended up drowning in quim."

Everyone's talking about my impressive weiner it seems

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I would like to state that "the subjects of mingo's limericks (tm) are in no way reflections of the actual persons personalities, and merely for comic effect and any resemblance to any persons living or dead is in fact coincidental"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a girl called Ash

Who likes to go on the lash

Her d*unk posts were great

If you could translate

Funnier than most forum trash.

Sorry Ash

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"There was a girl called Ash

Who likes to go on the lash

Her d*unk posts were great

If you could translate

Funnier than most forum trash.

Sorry Ash

Excellent!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny lads, well done red and Mingo xx

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"So funny lads, well done red and Mingo xx"

This lady called lolli-pop

In lolli land i want to stop

with her beautiful booty

and face of a cutie

it's her boobs that would make me go pop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So funny lads, well done red and Mingo xx

This lady called lolli-pop

In lolli land i want to stop

with her beautiful booty

and face of a cutie

it's her boobs that would make me go pop!"

Aw Mingo I love it! I read the whole thread but can't think of a single thing! It's a gift you have there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man named John Mingo.

Who liked group sex like a granny loves bingo.

But the orgies wore his pecker down,

And all he could do was frown.

When the doctor fitted him with a new one from a dingo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a big lad named laid

With lots of fab gals he has played

Then he teamed up with lolli,

They planned many a knees up jolly,

And so in fab land they stayed!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"There once was a man named John Mingo.

Who liked group sex like a granny loves bingo.

But the orgies wore his pecker down,

And all he could do was frown.

When the doctor fitted him with a new one from a dingo.

Heheh love it.

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

there once was an egg on a wall

humpty dumpty was his name

one day he fell

and all the kings horses and men couldnt put him togetether again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a guy called mingo who wants you to suck on his Dingo...

From morning til night

he wont put up a fight

and he mite even let you put one

in his ringo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there once was an egg on a wall

humpty dumpty was his name

one day he fell

and all the kings horses and men couldnt put him togetether again."

You didn't grasp this one did you baby

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

There once was a man called dickie

He liked a woman to bite his mickey

Ali didn't fain

To the cock she did pain

Now dickie has a Hickey on his mickey

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

There is a lady called Lizzie

Her sexy talk sends me into a tizzy

She then told me she had a strapon

She said for me to hop on

And I'll make you my sissy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with a thunder kiss

Who promises a world of bliss

With a chest full of hair

And a zoolander stare

I'm sure you're a hit not a miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a lady called Lizzie

Her sexy talk sends me into a tizzy

She then told me she had a strapon

She said for me to hop on

And I'll make you my sissy

"
bring it on bitch! Lol

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

"There is a lady called Lizzie

Her sexy talk sends me into a tizzy

She then told me she had a strapon

She said for me to hop on

And I'll make you my sissy

bring it on bitch! Lol

I can't because I have serious involuntary clenching of my butt cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Leeds,

Who swallowed a packet of seeds,

Great tufts of grass shot out of his ass,

And his cock was covered in s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a fab girl who had a cock.

And no, it wasn't a man in a frock.

Cos she had some fab boobies.

And didn't block newbies.

And shoots a gun but it isn't a Glock...

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By *issdemeanourWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

There was a young man from lowlands,

was renowned for his wandering hands,

his wellies so slick,

or his sizeable dick,

T'was no wonder he'd so many fans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young man from lowlands,

was renowned for his wandering hands,

his wellies so slick,

or his sizeable dick,

T'was no wonder he'd so many fans!"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there once was a vampire called mabel..

whos periods were heavy but stable..

by the light of the moon..

she would pull out a spoon...

and eat herself under the table...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man with a thunder kiss

Who promises a world of bliss

With a chest full of hair

And a zoolander stare

I'm sure you're a hit not a miss.

Fabs very own Carmen Elektra

With chats as big as a Vectra

Hot pics are the norm, she likes sex in a storm

You'd jump at the chance if she let ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man with a thunder kiss

Who promises a world of bliss

With a chest full of hair

And a zoolander stare

I'm sure you're a hit not a miss.

Fabs very own Carmen Elektra

With chats as big as a Vectra

Hot pics are the norm, she likes sex in a storm

You'd jump at the chance if she let ya

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young girl from macroom

Who inserted a toy in her womb

Without even a flirt she spread and she squirt

And floated right out of the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a little girl I hv a little thing

When I go to bed I put my finger in

Now im ten years older My thing has lost it's charm

Now it takes 5fingers and half my fukn arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young man from lowlands,

was renowned for his wandering hands,

his wellies so slick,

or his sizeable dick,

T'was no wonder he'd so many fans!"

The gorgeous Missdemeanour.,

For those of you, that have not seen her,.

When she comes out of the closet,.

You'll leave a sac emptying deposit,.

Cos she will do awesome things to your weiner..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lad called John Mingo,

Who was quite adept at the lingo,

He charmed chics to bed,

Where he made them give head,

In return he licked them out like a dingo.

Well done sir. Brilliant"
Some of my best work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from fermanagh,

he thought he cud play the piana,

His finger slipped ,his trouser ripped,

And out came his hairy banana!

????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this one is just a bit blunt,.

Concerning a lady's time of the month,.

There's no need to be sad,.

Just throw away the pad,.

And shove a tampon up in your la la la la la.......

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

There was a young woman called Jane,

She threw her leg over a train,

The train went so fast,

It ticked her ass,

And to her surprise she then came!

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