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Witty Buisness Slogans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the spirit of keeping Fab Fun , what is the the wittiest buisness slogan you have spotted or heard about.

Outside a cafe in Dublin.

Slim people are in danger of kidnap , so eat cake!

The now defunct computer company , `wang cares`

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a horse transportation company called......Only Foals And Horses!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have wifi, but we do have conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scaffolding company

Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scaffolding Company.

Company name was Instant Erections.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scaffolding company

Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection "

Are you serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Hair Dressers called Head Jobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Hair Dressers called Head Jobs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw that one in Cork a few years ago. The funny thing was I had a gf back in the 90's who was a hair dresser and she was thinking of opening a salon and I suggested the name Head Jobs and she no, men will be coming in all the time asking for head jobs.

Funny how times have changed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The wittiest one I saw was above a barbers.

You grow it , we mow it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agricultural contractor the dump it we pump it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deck & Hot tubs....

We make your wet dreams come true.

A-Team drain cleaning....

"I pity the stool..."

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

Big Mickey in Longford..

Go on its not what you think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw an air conditioning company's van in Londinium called "stiff nipples"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deck & Hot tubs....

We make your wet dreams come true.

A-Team drain cleaning....

"I pity the stool...""

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American dental practice.."We do our business in your mouth"....

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

a hairdressers called. hairport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nail salon called "You got nailed"

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

years ago while working in england I saw a van belonging to a construction company with a couple of Indian guys in it...

it said on the van.."no one likes dealing with cowboys.... so why not try the Indians"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a stall at the Tall Ships in Belfast advertising "Best Wurst Hot Dogs" lol.

Seen one in a camping shop saying

"now is the Winter of a Discount Tents" - a briiliant play on Shskespear's words!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Florist in dublin had a picture of a cactus on its window. It said come in we are not a usual shower of pricks

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

A tyre company in Limerick advertising three tyres for the price of four.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scaffolding company

Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection

Are you serious "

Yes it's true. I was behind them on the road one day. Took a pic and all lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dc chickens vans have "poultry in motion " written on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tyre company in Limerick advertising three tyres for the price of four. "

That'd be about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shop in Dublin called knobs n knockers. Applies here to

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"A tyre company in Limerick advertising three tyres for the price of four.

That'd be about right "

lol...don't tell Lim he's very sensitive if anyone says anything negative about limerick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tyre company in Limerick advertising three tyres for the price of four.

That'd be about right

lol...don't tell Lim he's very sensitive if anyone says anything negative about limerick. "

Why do you bring up limerick in everything you say Fran? Is it because you secretly love the place

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By *uckynumber6Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Plumber business

"your shit is my bread and butter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tyre company in Limerick advertising three tyres for the price of four.

That'd be about right

lol...don't tell Lim he's very sensitive if anyone says anything negative about limerick.

Why do you bring up limerick in everything you say Fran? Is it because you secretly love the place "

I think Lim must work for Limerick Bord Fàilte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tyre company in Limerick advertising three tyres for the price of four.

That'd be about right

lol...don't tell Lim he's very sensitive if anyone says anything negative about limerick.

Why do you bring up limerick in everything you say Fran? Is it because you secretly love the place

I think Lim must work for Limerick Bord Fàilte "

I love my city, it gets a bad name it doesn't deserve

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