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The Lion and Galway races

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Galway races are the place to be

Celebrities, sports stars and live coverage by RTE

All the men dolled up in their suits

in comes Lion rocking the muscles,jeans and boots

Soon as you enter the gate people are throwing away their money

poor Lion cant even go for a pee without being called honey

but then again that's all part of the days experience

lion just goes to make an appearance

now you ask yourself is lion really that cocky?

but what can you expect when hes compared to rocky

You all know him by his name

even without a trademark lion mane

but back to the races and all its festivity

even if the drink at the beer tent is a stomach liability

so think twice before placing a big bet

trying to show off making the women wet

and if your going to the galway plate or ladies day

and if you wear a tracksuit please just stay away

but hey that's all Lion has to say on the situation

dont blame him for your gambling fixation

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By *omtom500Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

Haha very good. Took me a couple of lines to realise what you'd done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha very good. Took me a couple of lines to realise what you'd done "

yes thank u sir

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By *uckynumber6Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Lion did you killed Ted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lion did you killed Ted?"

no lion just enjoys cuddly animals

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By *es deux lapinCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Carol Ann Duffy must be shitting herself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Carol Ann Duffy must be shitting herself "

ya that bug is going around good lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion your threads always make me smile

Tomcat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great poem there mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lion is just hoping the english poetry society is reading this

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