FabSwingers.com forum: 15 reasons as to why you should be considered for a meet.

By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

As quite a few men complain about difficulty in obtaining meets though they are usually those with a two line profile and cock pictures list 15 reasons as to why members may consider meeting you.

1. Detailed profile

2.Variety of pictures

3 Numerous hobbies and interests

4. Can meet in various different areas including Belfast , Dublin , London , Hertfordshire and Cap d Agde .

5. Regular visitor to Cap d Agde and have performed in front of an audience in sex clubs there .

6. Should be a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test.

7. Regularly tested for all STIs.

8. Read a variety of newspapers including the Daily Mail, Times , and Daily Telrgraph.

9. A good cook. Favourites are salmon and sirloin steak.

10. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary.

11. A good listener .

12. Available for short notice meets .

13. Enjoy gardening and the countryside.

14. Always bring condoms

15. Well hung with photos on profile

Now list yours

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

1. I think I should get the parachute because I'm great.

2. In fact I should get both parachutes in case one doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As quite a few men complain about difficulty in obtaining meets though they are usually those with a two line profile and cock pictures list 15 reasons as to why members may consider meeting you.

1. Detailed profile

2.Variety of pictures

3 Numerous hobbies and interests

4. Can meet in various different areas including Belfast , Dublin , London , Hertfordshire and Cap d Agde .

5. Regular visitor to Cap d Agde and have performed in front of an audience in sex clubs there .

6. Should be a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test.

7. Regularly tested for all STIs.

8. Read a variety of newspapers including the Daily Mail, Times , and Daily Telrgraph.

9. A good cook. Favourites are salmon and sirloin steak.

10. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary.

11. A good listener .

12. Available for short notice meets .

13. Enjoy gardening and the countryside.

14. Always bring condoms

15. Well hung with photos on profile

Now list yours "

Enjoy gardening?? Ya I hear that gets the ladies real wet...

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By *uckynumber6Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"1. I think I should get the parachute because I'm great.

2. In fact I should get both parachutes in case one doesn't work.

I think if you parachuting you always get two anyways you should bring a third just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I think I should get the parachute because I'm great.

2. In fact I should get both parachutes in case one doesn't work.

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pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh mother of god....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You either love me or absolutely hate me so I don't see the point in making a list

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By *uckynumber6Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"As quite a few men complain about difficulty in obtaining meets though they are usually those with a two line profile and cock pictures list 15 reasons as to why members may consider meeting you.

1. Detailed profile with massive ego

2.Variety of pictures all hot

3 Numerous hobbies and interests suprise surprise

4. Can meet in various different areas including Belfast , Dublin , London , Hertfordshire and Cap d Agde . (desperate anyone)

5. Regular visitor to Cap d Agde and have performed in front of an audience in sex clubs there . Sex Olympic Gold medalist

6. Should be a safe driver as I have done an advanced driving test. Translation truck driver

7. Regularly tested for all STIs. Racking up the numbers

8. Read a variety of newspapers including the Daily Mail, Times , and Daily Telrgraph. Lots time in my hands

9. A good cook. Favourites are salmon and sirloin steak. Secret recipes past down generations

10. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary. The gentleman way

11. A good listener. Sometimes I scare myself

12. Available for short notice meets. Easy single

13. Enjoy gardening and the countryside. All sort of vegetables in this patch especially cabbage and turnip

14. Always bring condoms yes always condoms sex safe paramount

15. Well hung with photos on profile, but if you want a pound of sausage you need to buy whole pig

Now list yours "

You sounds like a right stud mate well done it even make me want to meet you!

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By *uckynumber6Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"You either love me or absolutely hate me so I don't see the point in making a list "

Hate is a strong word reserve for things that matter

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

Not only reads the papers eh Pat but also appears in them if I'm correct

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By *uckynumber6Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Also I would like to point out that point 14) always bring condoms doesn't actually mean you use them right! Judging my the picture in your profile of 3rd of July 2013 where you clearly having unprotected sex

Just an observation there chief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly the dodgiest sunglasses collection I've seen....

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By *longshottMan
over a year ago

Limerick

"1. I think I should get the parachute because I'm great.

2. In fact I should get both parachutes in case one doesn't work.

Lol but someone shneaks out the back with both parachutes

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I gargle enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Cause

2. Were

3. Sexy

4. And

5. You

6. Know

7. It

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13.

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15.

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By *uckynumber6Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"1. Cause

2. Were

3. Sexy

4. And

5. You

6. Know

7. It

10.

11.

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13.

14.

15.

I particularly like point 13 thoses eyes mmmmm yes Please

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By *uckynumber6Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Possibly the dodgiest sunglasses collection I've seen....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes mine i seen nim 1st

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

Probably better off not meeting me thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably better off not meeting me thanks."

Ah safey,reverse psychology? Now ur gonna have em banging ur door down

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