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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...

1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance

2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach

3. He cant fit in FIAT cars

4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him

5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"

6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment

7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him

8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic

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By *ne of manyMan
over a year ago

east Galway

God, its tough being you. Keep your chin up lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative stuff Lion. Had you down for a positive type of lad....

What are the benefits of being Lion, Lion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the lion should paws, people like him in the mane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the most inappropriate moment in which the lion has struck a bicep pose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...

1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance

2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach

3. He cant fit in FIAT cars

4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him

5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"

6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment

7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him

8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic

"

Shit buzz lion. Now I'm off to the all you can eat restaurant in my fiat wearing one of my properly fitting jeans and a shirt (I like shirts)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...

1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance

2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach

3. He cant fit in FIAT cars

4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him

5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"

6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment

7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him

8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic

"

I'm sure there are lots of disadvantages of been a lion but the advantage is you can lick your own balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...

1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance

2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach

3. He cant fit in FIAT cars

4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him

5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"

6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment

7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him

8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic

I'm sure there are lots of disadvantages of been a lion but the advantage is you can lick your own balls"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this man serious,honestly.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look for the lion.... The lion looks for u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet The Lion is a little puddy cat that loves a little rub

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Is this man serious,honestly....."

Deadly serious.

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By *parkles321Man
over a year ago

blanch


"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...

1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance

2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach

3. He cant fit in FIAT cars

4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him

5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"

6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment

7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him

8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic

"

9. Being a self obsessed idiot who only ever talks about himself doesn't bode well with women when it's all about them.....

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By *parkles321Man
over a year ago

blanch


"Todays topic is a unusual one as surprisingly they are disadvantages of being the Lion as he has discovered lately...

1. Majority of the public fear him due to his powerful Lion appearance

2. Majority of the public fear his mind and words and hes "lose cannon" approach

3. He cant fit in FIAT cars

4. He owns 8 pairs of jeans but 7 of them are ridiculously tight on him

5. His attitude at all you can eat restaurants irritates the staff and owners as he never gets that " full feeling"

6. He does bicep poses at the most inappropriate moment

7. He speaks in third person but when others do it..it perplexes him

8. Wearing shirts make him moody and claustrophobic

9. Being a self obsessed idiot who only ever talks about himself doesn't bode well with women when it's all about them....."

Forgot about the mood swings the steds bring on.....

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I think the Lion is dead on. Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would any man lion and all need eight pairs of jeans

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Why would any man lion and all need eight pairs of jeans "
he likes jeans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never trust anyone who speaks as a third person, sorry Lion nothing personal. Alter ego is not good, look at Mr J Adair ?? Only saying xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep doing that shoulder number.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

part 2 is

the benefits of being the lion

stay tuned

and good morning to all the lions people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would any man lion and all need eight pairs of jeans "
I have around 20 pairs of jeans.

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