FabSwingers.com forum: Adult guessing game

By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Please try not to Google it, I know some will anyways but make it abit more fun by not not doing it.... Here it goes the first one

OUCH

1)When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it something to do with the dentist?

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Is it something to do with the dentist?"

You Google it didn't you smarty pants

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Here is the second one then

2)A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it something to do with the dentist?

You Google it didn't you smarty pants

It was a bit simple in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is the second one then

2)A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?"

A wedding ring

Come on make them hard

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Easy. A wedding ring. Didn't Google honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is the second one then

2)A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?"

A wedding ring...or the hoop of doom as I call it

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Ok 3)All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Here's on ..... I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok 3)All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?"

An elevator

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Ok 3)All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's on ..... I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?"

screw

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Here's on ..... I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?

screw "

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"Here's on ..... I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?

screw "

You cheeky sausages you definitely googling it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Ok 3)All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator "
I go up but won't come down.

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's on ..... I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?

screw

You cheeky sausages you definitely googling it

No lol, I seen that one on Facebook this morning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?"

A coffin

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"the person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know they are. What is it?"

Coffin

right?

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

Sorry last one read like this I press post by mistake

I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crane

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I am enjoyed by some, despised by others. Some take me for granted, some treasure me like a gift. I last forever, unless you break me first. What am I?

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

16,06,68,88,? , 98

What is the "?"?

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"I am enjoyed by some, despised by others. Some take me for granted, some treasure me like a gift. I last forever, unless you break me first. What am I?"

Marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16,06,68,88,? , 98

What is the "?"?

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"16,06,68,88,? , 98

What is the "?"?

87"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16,06,68,88,? , 98

What is the "?"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am enjoyed by some, despised by others. Some take me for granted, some treasure me like a gift. I last forever, unless you break me first. What am I?"
mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16,06,68,88,? , 98

What is the "?"?

Why?"

Look at the numbers upside-down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they're powerful and fun, especially when you put two fingers in them, what are they?

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"16,06,68,88,? , 98

What is the "?"?

Why?

Look at the numbers upside-down

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? "

Coconut

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? "
coconut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? "

Coconut

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

If you put three fingers into this holes is gonna.give you a shocker what am

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over a year ago

"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? "

Coconut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put three fingers into this holes is gonna.give you a shocker what am

"
plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put three fingers into this holes is gonna.give you a shocker what am

Socket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put three fingers into this holes is gonna.give you a shocker what am

"
easy, plug socket,

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is big and long,mostly white and makes women moan when they use it??

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"What is big and long,mostly white and makes women moan when they use it??

Vibrator

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"What is big and long,mostly white and makes women moan when they use it??

Vibrator"

Buttplug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is big and long,mostly white and makes women moan when they use it??

Hitachi magic wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is big and long,mostly white and makes women moan when they use it??

Vibrator"

Ironing Board

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"What is big and long,mostly white and makes women moan when they use it??

Well I recon Vibrator has to be in top 10 answers

or cock ?? Pauw Pauw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?"
...chimney damper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is big and long,mostly white and makes women moan when they use it??

Vibrator

Ironing Board

"
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Well done

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By *uckynumber6 OP Man
over a year ago

Limerick

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?...chimney damper "

Lol I have to see that hahaha but no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"16,06,68,88,? , 98

What is the "?"?

87"

Oh that's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is big and long,mostly white and makes women moan when they use it??

A large white man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor people have lots of it, rich people want it and you die if you eat it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor people have lots of it, rich people want it and you die if you eat it.."

Nothing

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