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By *reffni Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan

would anyone here consider having sex with a dwarf ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well at six foot tall your hardly a dwarf ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^^^^^^^

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By *reffni Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan

I wasn't talking about me I was asking in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you gotta admit its a strange question , and if your not actually a dwarf yourself .... why would you want to know ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well you gotta admit its a strange question , and if your not actually a dwarf yourself .... why would you want to know ? "

Perhaps it's a fantasy and he's wondering if he's on his own with it?

No OP, I've never thought about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5ft4 and a weeeeeeeeee bit... if i wear a pointy hat and wee costume i'd be willing to let someone pretend i'm a dwarf haha

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By *reffni Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan

It's not that it's a fantasy but I just seen some dwarf porn it's nothing I have ever really thought about so I just decided to throw it out here

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By *reffni Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan


"I'm 5ft4 and a weeeeeeeeee bit... if i wear a pointy hat and wee costume i'd be willing to let someone pretend i'm a dwarf haha"
That would make you gnome not a dwarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 5ft4 and a weeeeeeeeee bit... if i wear a pointy hat and wee costume i'd be willing to let someone pretend i'm a dwarf haha"

You're like Ronnie Corbett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I would definitely

They are people too like us and I have seen some very attractive ones

Potty they are none on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not that it's a fantasy but I just seen some dwarf porn it's nothing I have ever really thought about so I just decided to throw it out here "
Bridgit the midget...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but there's a benefit anout being small..... if a guy is 6ft and has an average size dick it looks just like an average size dick..... with me being small my average sized dick looks like a whopper haha

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By *es deux lapinCouple
over a year ago

dublin

They don't like to be called dwarfs anymore its not pc correct term is Oompah Loompas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a girl crush on Elena Gant from Little Women

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By *reffni Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan


"They don't like to be called dwarfs anymore its not pc correct term is Oompah Loompas "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry just reminded me of a joke....

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a

certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date.

His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he

hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?".

The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't

get an erection".

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I

couldn't even get on the bed!"

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

When I saw the jackass movies I had to smack myself in the jaw for even thinking about having an all night sesh with Wee Man, Jason Acuna hes bloody cute though!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm sorry just reminded me of a joke....

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a

certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date.

His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he

hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?".

The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't

get an erection".

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I

couldn't even get on the bed!"

"

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

As long as she was female and reasonably good looking then absolutely

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By *reffni Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan


"It's not that it's a fantasy but I just seen some dwarf porn it's nothing I have ever really thought about so I just decided to throw it out here Bridgit the midget..."

That's the one did you see ur man taking her out of the suitcase

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway

Leave us little people alone

Giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave us little people alone

Giggles "

Awww but you are proof that good things do come in small packages mrs giggles

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway


"Leave us little people alone

Giggles

Awww but you are proof that good things do come in small packages mrs giggles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah but there's a benefit anout being small..... if a guy is 6ft and has an average size dick it looks just like an average size dick..... with me being small my average sized dick looks like a whopper haha "

So your 10" surprise is defo gonna be a surprise then...?

Remind me not to let you help parallel park my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah but there's a benefit anout being small..... if a guy is 6ft and has an average size dick it looks just like an average size dick..... with me being small my average sized dick looks like a whopper haha "

So I'm picturing a dwarf sticking out of a dick

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Female friend of mine has a phobia of dwarfs.

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By *reffni Blue OP   Man
over a year ago

cavan


"Female friend of mine has a phobia of dwarfs. "

In what way a phobia ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female friend of mine has a phobia of dwarfs.

In what way a phobia ???"

She's longsighted & keeps tripping over them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never really thought specifically about it but in saying that it wouldn't bother me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am only 4ft 7 lol

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"Female friend of mine has a phobia of dwarfs.

In what way a phobia ???

She's longsighted & keeps tripping over them..."

On a similar subject...I saw Wilder and a really tall guy with a small dick engaging a rather shy but endering young lady one night at the Venue....

Now that really fecked with my sense of perspective ...

Plus the wine didn't help

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"Am only 4ft 7 lol"

So you lied on your profile. ..?

It says you're 4ft 8...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They don't like to be called dwarfs anymore its not pc correct term is Oompah Loompas "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have sex a midget chick. Why not? sounds like fun. You could pick them up with one arm and do all sort of kind stuff with them. lol

The must be sites and place where they all hang out. Maybe they only date people their own size.

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Bridget the midget is a sexy wee woman

Defiantly shaggggg her

Google her and have a look

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