FabSwingers.com forum: what I'm I doing wrong.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.

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By *londegemWoman
over a year ago

my own little world

Stop shouting for 1 ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop shouting for 1 ......"

Why? Your whole profile is in caps

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

It takes time just be polite and i hope you get what you seek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/07/15 19:31:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt even look at your profile if we saw it. screams angry and you havent made any effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wouldnt even look at your profile if we saw it. screams angry and you havent made any effort."
I took lots of time with my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG."

Really?? With a profile like yours I'm surprised you can walk out the door without women throwing themselves at your feet and men trying to stab you with jealousy of your gidlike body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouty arrogant profile? Plus your posts on here haven't exactly endeared you to the general population? Just a guess of course. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're using only cap locks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.

Really?? With a profile like yours I'm surprised you can walk out the door without women throwing themselves at your feet and men trying to stab you with jealousy of your gidlike body

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That's what I thought as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop shouting for 1 ......

Why? Your whole profile is in caps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop shouting for 1 ......

Why? Your whole profile is in caps

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Does that make a difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop shouting for 1 ......

Why? Your whole profile is in caps

Does that make a difference. "

Yes it makes you look like you can't work a keyboard

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By *irishladMan
over a year ago

Malahide

Surprised he has time if women can't get enough of him!

As for the body men dream of. Speaking as a man the bodies I dream of all have nice lady bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wouldnt even look at your profile if we saw it. screams angry and you havent made any effort.I took lots of time with my profile. "

This is a joke..... Right??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop shouting for 1 ......

Why? Your whole profile is in caps

Does that make a difference.

Yes it makes you look like you can't work a keyboard"
Ok but I'm usually very good with my fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop shouting for 1 ......

Why? Your whole profile is in caps

Does that make a difference. "

My comment wasn't aimed at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, you've a funny profile

I'm sexy and I know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol, you've a funny profile

I'm sexy and I know it

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That's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.

Really?? With a profile like yours I'm surprised you can walk out the door without women throwing themselves at your feet and men trying to stab you with jealousy of your gidlike body

That's what I thought as well."

Well thought has obviously made a fool of ya...

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands

That's what you call a great profile.great detail and feels good about himself.and for a half blind person that's reading it the big print will be so easy to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've just copped this profile now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG."

You're not asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.

You're not asking

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oh yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.

You're not asking

oh yes I am. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How tall are ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.

You're not asking

oh yes I am.

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You look nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How tall are ya "
I'm nearly 5foot

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands

"How tall are ya "
profile says two inches away from 5 foot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How tall are ya profile says two inches away from 5 foot."
Ah a few inches hare or their don't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How tall are ya I'm nearly 5foot"

With heels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this site has a certain group of people on it. On other sites I've been able to get away with height and personality (looks aswell but I don't think they're great)

But on this site it's tough to get to know people as there are so many men on here hounding the women that the women don't want to give anyone a chance.

Not saying I that's a bad thing, I know where they're coming from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few inches counts for a lot

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands

"How tall are ya I'm nearly 5foot

With heels? "

heels are great for giving that extra leg height.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few inches counts for a lot

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Well I got 10 inches hidden away for special occasions.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Our one liner friend is back from holliers maybe?

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands

"A few inches counts for a lot

Well I got 10 inches hidden away for special occasions. "
give us a gander there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few inches counts for a lot

Well I got 10 inches hidden away for special occasions. give us a gander there."
You got to take my word for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I've just copped this profile now. "
Don't get what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I've just copped this profile now. Don't get what you mean. "

I understand what I meant, a few others may have so it's best left at that, enjoy fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I've just copped this profile now. Don't get what you mean.

I understand what I meant, a few others may have so it's best left at that, enjoy fab

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Your talking in riddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as they say good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus - Give the newbie a chance - we where all one once! - we probably made the same errors. Instead of snide funny remarks, offer guidance.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG."

maybe your too fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I've just copped this profile now. Don't get what you mean.

I understand what I meant, a few others may have so it's best left at that, enjoy fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus - Give the newbie a chance - we where all one once! - we probably made the same errors. Instead of snide funny remarks, offer guidance."
Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I HAVE BEEN ON HERE A FEW WEEKS AND STILL CAN'T GET A SHAG. WHAT I'M I DOING WRONG.

maybe your too fussy"
I'm not fussy just want pussy.

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By *anidesiresTV/TS
over a year ago

I agree

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By *urfdudeMan
over a year ago

WEXFORD

Are you really 4 foot 11 inches ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you really 4 foot 11 inches ?"
NOT quite but nearly I'm 4ft 10

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

Ah! I was wondering were our Sligo sky remote hiding friend had gone ...welcome back! You've been dissed!...MISSED...MISSED...YOU'VE BEEN MISSED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah! I was wondering were our Sligo sky remote hiding friend had gone ...welcome back! You've been dissed!...MISSED...MISSED...YOU'VE BEEN MISSED"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah! I was wondering were our Sligo sky remote hiding friend had gone ...welcome back! You've been dissed!...MISSED...MISSED...YOU'VE BEEN MISSED"
What's going on here you are the fourth person

talking in riddles haven't a clue what you're on about.can you please explain. THANKS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mexicans are vertically challenged I believe.... So I doubt your a gringo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread is entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/15 17:28:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder, as a man, could I get away with a similar profile to what some women have on here, without being kicked off the site? Something along the lines of:

No fat cows, no old bags, no cellulite, no flabby thighs, no floppy tits, no short women, no overly hairy muff mongers, no single mums on welfare or separated divorced women living off alimony.

Must be financially independent and a self made women (no spoiled daddy's girls living off old hand-me-down family money) Preferable an ambitious, independent entrepreneur type woman who has made her millions in e-commerce or similar lucrative field (so can afford to support herself in event of pregnancy and relationship breakdown)

Must be an excellent cook, by that I mean a trained chef as I'm a picky eater.

Must be able to maintain a clean and tidy household, take out garbage, wash car, mow lawns etc.

Must have a musical background and be able to play bass guitar like Flea and electric guitar like Eddie Van Halen, or at least be able to play Eruption note for note, and also sing to an acceptable non irritating standard.

Must have a happy disposition 24/7 and never whinge, argue or slam doors or cupboards or break things etc.

Must never say no to sex and always be well presented, extremely attractive and behave in a lady like manner at all times, except in bedroom.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"I wonder, as a man, could I get away with a similar profile to what some women have on here, without being kicked off the site? Something along the lines of:

No fat cows, no old bags, no cellulite, no flabby thighs, no floppy tits, no short women, no overly hairy muff mongers, no single mums on welfare or separated divorced women living off alimony.

Must be an excellent cook, by that I mean a trained chef as I'm a picky eater.

Must be able to maintain a clean and tidy household, take out garbage, wash car, mow lawns etc.

Must have a happy disposition 24/7 and never whinge, argue or slam doors or cupboards or break things etc.

Must never say no to sex and always be well presented, extremely attractive and behave in a lady like manner at all times, except in bedroom."

Here I am .....but alas I am taken ...thanks to Ollie pop....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost the first part of my post?

Anyways, funny profile for a guy. lol I'm to sexy for my shirt.

I've seen much worse profiles from women, like no fat guys, bald guys, old guys, short guys etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't feed the troll folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's a bummer apples.

Just my luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be able to play bass like flea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

uha you betcha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJuy7mex4xI

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By *ong riderMan
over a year ago

belfast

I don't geddit..why bass? Are you on the right site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls that play bass are hot. Well they are to me. Love the rock chicks. Nothing finer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't feed the troll folks

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What's a troll is it a sex position for small people and can I try it out on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relatives in Sligo by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Relatives in Sligo by any chance?

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Actually I have why you asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wondering

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Are you from Sligo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao at this wonder if the circus is coming up our way as would like to see the seventh wonder of the world lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our one liner friend is back from holliers maybe?"

Yup Sligo, Roscommon and now Cavan Im guessing he hols in Leitrim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be the water in that area id say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you have had a shag now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our one liner friend is back from holliers maybe?

Yup Sligo, Roscommon and now Cavan Im guessing he hols in Leitrim

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Another one talking in riddles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely you have had a shag now

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Are you offering a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely you have had a shag now

Are you offering a shag. "

Well with a body like yours I'm surprised your still looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely you have had a shag now

Are you offering a shag.

Well with a body like yours I'm surprised your still looking

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I'm very choose.But will make an exception for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely you have had a shag now

Are you offering a shag.

Well with a body like yours I'm surprised your still looking

I'm very choose.But will make an exception for you."

Ahhhhhh...Thanks I feel really special now!

A warm feeling on my tummy...

Did you just wank on my tummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely you have had a shag now

Are you offering a shag.

Well with a body like yours I'm surprised your still looking

I'm very choose.But will make an exception for you.

Ahhhhhh...Thanks I feel really special now!

A warm feeling on my tummy...

Did you just wank on my tummy

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That was weeks ago it should be cooler by now and you should wash it off now.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"I wonder, as a man, could I get away with a similar profile to what some women have on here, without being kicked off the site? Something along the lines of:

No fat cows, no old bags, no cellulite, no flabby thighs, no floppy tits, no short women, no overly hairy muff mongers, no single mums on welfare or separated divorced women living off alimony.

Must be an excellent cook, by that I mean a trained chef as I'm a picky eater.

Must be able to maintain a clean and tidy household, take out garbage, wash car, mow lawns etc.

Must have a happy disposition 24/7 and never whinge, argue or slam doors or cupboards or break things etc.

Must never say no to sex and always be well presented, extremely attractive and behave in a lady like manner at all times, except in bedroom.

Here I am .....but alas I am taken ...thanks to Ollie pop....

Funnily enough....I was going to say something sarcastic to that ...

But feck it she is...

And if you meet us out, as happened several times at the Venue Saturday night...(what a great night by the way)

Stopping saying to me I'm a lucky guy!!

Ollie..