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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place

When people say they can accomodate we usually assume it's their place or maybe even a hotel. However I was hassled recently by someone who said he could accomodate and that they were nearby. After probing further turns out this guys version of accomodate was a red van......and he wonders why it never happened!!!

So come on where has your worse accommodating offer been?

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

A cargo container outside a dilapidated building that was getting knocked down.

To be fair to them they had candles and a bed made out of stolen bus seats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog box is pretty big. You could hold a party in there lol

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place


"A cargo container outside a dilapidated building that was getting knocked down.

To be fair to them they had candles and a bed made out of stolen bus seats."

Oh good lord

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place


"My dog box is pretty big. You could hold a party in there lol"

Ah I'm always in the dog house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind a bush!

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"A cargo container outside a dilapidated building that was getting knocked down.

To be fair to them they had candles and a bed made out of stolen bus seats."

pah. luxury.

I built my place out of pallets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cargo container outside a dilapidated building that was getting knocked down.

To be fair to them they had candles and a bed made out of stolen bus seats.

pah. luxury.

I built my place out of pallets. "

mad for the wood john lol

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

was offered a quickie at the back of the bins of a chineses...the smell of dumped curry was off putting

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place


"Behind a bush! "

Not even in the bush!!!!

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place


"was offered a quickie at the back of the bins of a chineses...the smell of dumped curry was off putting "

You dumped your curry,

Very chivalrous lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog box is pretty big. You could hold a party in there lol

Ah I'm always in the dog house "

well then why not have some fun in my box!!

Sorry DOGBOX

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place


"My dog box is pretty big. You could hold a party in there lol

Ah I'm always in the dog house

well then why not have some fun in my box!!

Sorry DOGBOX "

I'm not sure I'm that controllable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Behind a bush!

Not even in the bush!!!! "

he wanted to go behind the wall near the bush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog box is pretty big. You could hold a party in there lol

Ah I'm always in the dog house

well then why not have some fun in my box!!

Sorry DOGBOX

I'm not sure I'm that controllable "

iv a big cain on the box id say that would hold ye good

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place

And I've an Andrews Cross you wouldn't be able to struggle on!

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place


"Behind a bush!

Not even in the bush!!!! he wanted to go behind the wall near the bush! "

Cheek of him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I've an Andrews Cross you wouldn't be able to struggle on!

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dear lord

pm me ur address im already in the car

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place

If it's a red van Ur in big trouble lol

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"If it's a red van Ur in big trouble lol"

What's wrong with a red van? Does the colour really matter that much? Could you not close your eyes and pretend you're in a white van?

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place


"If it's a red van Ur in big trouble lol

What's wrong with a red van? Does the colour really matter that much? Could you not close your eyes and pretend you're in a white van?"

That's gonna be a no Lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody values a good cardboard box these days. Wait that might have two meanings...

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place

Cardboard box could be a bit stiff and not good when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aahh.....ya can't beat a wet box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Forrest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in her brothers bed cause she didnt wanna use hers .. i quickly declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Behind a bush! "

is that not doggy lol

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place


"A Forrest..."

See a Forrest would be a good thing for me.

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By *ave181Man
over a year ago

Near Navan

A forest?

But you cant see the wood for the trees

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By *izzybroad OP   Woman
over a year ago

A very private place


"A forest?

But you cant see the wood for the trees"

Oh I can always find the wood!

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