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Lion vs a womans revenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Lion here as always throwing topics at you all

today's topic is a womans revenge yes thats right even the lion gets in trouble...

see The Lion lets say accidentally woke up a woman at approx 5:13 am one morning and well she wasn't too happy to see the lion awakening her at that time..

in his defense he thought it were much later and wondered would she like tea but she wasnt having any of it..

and swore revenge on The Lion...

so what The Lion needs help with is when a woman swears revenge on a man wait no on a Lion what does that mean?

surely no physical revenge Lion is far to strong...mind games perhaps?

Lion really needs a females advice on the matter

thank you for your time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fall asleep. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lion hardly sleeps as his mind is constantly working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should be punished.. Harshly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no punishment

just a general misunderstanding

mix up of communications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion roars but a kitten purrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lion is the kind of individual that gets up early and makes tea and checks to see is it raining

but gets in trouble for doing so

hes the real victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure that's what happened..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yup pretty much

thats his side of events

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how that poor poor woman would describe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK."

Or draw makeup on you with sharpies while you sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what about the poor poor lion

hes still in shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK.

Or draw makeup on you with sharpies while you sleep "

Or shave off one eyebrow? Or write rude words on you in sun tan lotion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the lion will never sleep again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK.

Or draw makeup on you with sharpies while you sleep

Or shave off one eyebrow? Or write rude words on you in sun tan lotion?"

Or steal all your clothes so you have to walk home naked

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK.

Or draw makeup on you with sharpies while you sleep

Or shave off one eyebrow? Or write rude words on you in sun tan lotion?"

Rubber bands round testes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the lion will never sleep again "

I like how your pity lion post had turned into revenges tips post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Lion sleeps with one eye open..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 16:43:18]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lion is taking note of all these revenge tips

he shall sleep in a suit of armor and helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK.

Or draw makeup on you with sharpies while you sleep

Or shave off one eyebrow? Or write rude words on you in sun tan lotion?

Rubber bands round testes?"

She nods off and awakes with a bullock. And not Sandra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lion is taking note of all these revenge tips

he shall sleep in a suit of armor and helmet "

Just get a friend to ring her and tell her you died. Don't wake the next one up until 9 @ the earliest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have taken heed to the cautions that were provided

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

this lion will never die

he hardly even rests

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should have taken heed to the cautions that were provided"

lion learned his lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep is precious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when people sleep

lion is running after the rainbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all honesty though Lion, if she gets upset at you for trying to do a nice thing(she's a bunny boiler) then maybe don't let her stay for the next pyjama party. My guess is she meant it humorously in a reaffirming kinda way so that you know there's a next time whether you like it or not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the lion did keep her up most of the night with his antics so maybe lion is in the wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her a new kitten

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get her a new kitten"

you know something..

between you and the lion..

shes reading this now...

so lion is sorry please no revenge no vendetta

give a lion a second chance

lion doesnt want his body parts shaved or colored with markers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sleep is precious. "

This!!! And if you have to wake her do it in a "naughty but nice" way. She won't swear revenge then and you won't wake up with horrible things done to your junk or body

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why would anyone wanna tamper with a lions body that would be crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sleep is precious.

This!!! And if you have to wake her do it in a "naughty but nice" way. She won't swear revenge then and you won't wake up with horrible things done to your junk or body "

And then after its probably not a good idea to say you did it as an experiment to see what would happen as you were warned about morning grumpiness... Making tea my ass

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Silly lion don't you know you should never wake a lady?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

What about an excuse old fashion style? Bunch of flowers, chocolate and lion goes in his knees begging for forgiveness....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sleep is precious.

This!!! And if you have to wake her do it in a "naughty but nice" way. She won't swear revenge then and you won't wake up with horrible things done to your junk or body

And then after its probably not a good idea to say you did it as an experiment to see what would happen as you were warned about morning grumpiness... Making tea my ass"

making green tea yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about an excuse old fashion style? Bunch of flowers, chocolate and lion goes in his knees begging for forgiveness.... "

hey u reckon that will get lion out of trouble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Guys will break your stuff. Girls will ruin your life" - Louis CK."

Said by a true comic legend

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"What about an excuse old fashion style? Bunch of flowers, chocolate and lion goes in his knees begging for forgiveness....

hey u reckon that will get lion out of trouble?"

Well I don't know her, lion has to judge that a bit himself, bit vanilla, but if lion likes her and wants to meet her again, it's worth trying....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about an excuse old fashion style? Bunch of flowers, chocolate and lion goes in his knees begging for forgiveness....

hey u reckon that will get lion out of trouble?

Well I don't know her, lion has to judge that a bit himself, bit vanilla, but if lion likes her and wants to meet her again, it's worth trying...."

oh ya your damn right lion likes her

lions lioness

he just tends to get little bit over excited at times especially in the beautiful poetic mornings

thats when his muscles wake up

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"What about an excuse old fashion style? Bunch of flowers, chocolate and lion goes in his knees begging for forgiveness....

hey u reckon that will get lion out of trouble?

Well I don't know her, lion has to judge that a bit himself, bit vanilla, but if lion likes her and wants to meet her again, it's worth trying....

oh ya your damn right lion likes her

lions lioness

he just tends to get little bit over excited at times especially in the beautiful poetic mornings

thats when his muscles wake up

"

Give it a bash and put some of lions personal touch to it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever sleep from now on because the saying that "sleep is the cousin of death" is actually true as you have come realise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's my daily dose of laughter sorted.

Looking forward to the next episode of the Lion vs. Life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dont worry the next topic has gone through for editing

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