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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It seems all's quiet here today so I decided it's high time I opened my bar!!

Of course I will need a bit of a helping hand as it gets busier!!

So whoose for a drink!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'd love one please - for me as I'm driving tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1st drink is on the house by the way!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I'd love one please - for me as I'm driving tonight "

There you go!! Safe driving!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh glass house white plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh can I have a pint of vodka and cranberry please .. being healthy like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a stiff one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh glass house white plz "

Of course!! welcome to my bar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I'd love one please - for me as I'm driving tonight

There you go!! Safe driving!! "
thanks Rosie!! Now to find a cosy quiet corner and watch all the fun begin

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Posie! Chilled chardonnay please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh can I have a pint of vodka and cranberry please .. being healthy like "

pint of vodka, no such thing!! here's a double vodka with cranberry juice!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there any nibbles "

Of course!! cocktail sausages, sausage rolls, sandwiches!! There's also cake, a welcome to my bar cake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkling water with a hint of black current

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posie! Chilled chardonnay please! "

There you are missy!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

A bucket of wine for moi.

I might enjoy my own company then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a stiff one... "

Here's a stiff whiskey with ice!!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Mmmmm a nice big glass of Rioja for me Rosie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll help you in your bar rose ( I'm helpful like that ) but I'd love a drink too pretty please !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi sexy bar keep could i get ur assistance for a JD and if u have the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bucket of wine for moi.

I might enjoy my own company then. "

Now now, that's not on! Here's a glass of wine to begin with!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Posie! Chilled chardonnay please!

There you are missy!! "

Ah ye dote ya! Get the toons belting there girl til I shake what my momma gave me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizer would like a pitcher of ale

Is tonight open Mike night, got some new material

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmmm a nice big glass of Rioja for me Rosie

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Sure thing sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posie! Chilled chardonnay please!

There you are missy!!

Ah ye dote ya! Get the toons belting there girl til I shake what my momma gave me! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bucket of wine for moi.

I might enjoy my own company then. "

You have been offered company by the tea total gent

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Double vokda and redbull please

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

[Removed by poster at 11/07/15 17:42:45]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll help you in your bar rose ( I'm helpful like that ) but I'd love a drink too pretty please !! "

Ooooh thank you girlie, appreciate it!!! couldn't have timed it better!! Here's a well deserved drink for you!!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"A bucket of wine for moi.

I might enjoy my own company then.

You have been offered company by the tea total gent "
have I

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

An early start

This place will be pumping by 8pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double vokda and redbull please "

Your round brau

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posie! Chilled chardonnay please!

There you are missy!!

Ah ye dote ya! Get the toons belting there girl til I shake what my momma gave me! "

Oooooh will you be a darling and put on the juke box for me, I trust your judgement of the songs for tonight!!!

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"Double vokda and redbull please

Your round brau "

Its always my round lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double vokda and redbull please "

There you go Brute!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kaizer would like a pitcher of ale

Is tonight open Mike night, got some new material "

Yes sir, here's your ale, sorry for the delay, it's getting quite busy now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double vokda and redbull please

Your round brau

Its always my round lol "

And?? That's how we roll maaan

You buy the booze, Kaizer provides the lols - win/win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bucket of wine for moi.

I might enjoy my own company then.

You have been offered company by the tea total gent have I "

By mail yes and mea culpa if I was out of court

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An early start

This place will be pumping by 8pm

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Sure, that's the plan!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Posie! Chilled chardonnay please!

There you are missy!!

Ah ye dote ya! Get the toons belting there girl til I shake what my momma gave me!

Oooooh will you be a darling and put on the juke box for me, I trust your judgement of the songs for tonight!!! "

Ha ha!!! That lot will batter me if I get it wrong!!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"An early start

This place will be pumping by 8pm

Sure, that's the plan!!! "

Well to get something pumping by 8pm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Posie! Chilled chardonnay please!

There you are missy!!

Ah ye dote ya! Get the toons belting there girl til I shake what my momma gave me!

Oooooh will you be a darling and put on the juke box for me, I trust your judgement of the songs for tonight!!!

Ha ha!!! That lot will batter me if I get it wrong!! "

Well you better get it right so!!!!

do I hear Johnny Cash coming on now, Walk the Line!!! great stuff!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose I'm still waiting !! Gonna have to move on to another bar service is shocking !!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

She gave me my vino and put the bucket over my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rose I'm still waiting !! Gonna have to move on to another bar service is shocking !! "
so am i rosie at least u got the looks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rose I'm still waiting !! Gonna have to move on to another bar service is shocking !! "

Oooooh I'm so sorry, I handed it to you earlier, did you not get it!?

It's that MisD girl, nicking the wine again!!

Here's a slice of cake for you too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miller please Rosie xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slide us down a Banana Daiquiri & a Molson there Rosie.

Here's to Biggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rose I'm still waiting !! Gonna have to move on to another bar service is shocking !!

Oooooh I'm so sorry, I handed it to you earlier, did you not get it!?

It's that MisD girl, nicking the wine again!!

Here's a slice of cake for you too!! "

She's a wagon that one but I'll forgive you & take the cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey now, It's my first night, I'm trying and my bar staff are late....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Rose I'm still waiting !! Gonna have to move on to another bar service is shocking !!

Oooooh I'm so sorry, I handed it to you earlier, did you not get it!?

It's that MisD girl, nicking the wine again!!

Here's a slice of cake for you too!! "

Wha???? dont blame me!!! Get off the pole and look after your guests!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Miller please Rosie xxx"

There you go! enjoy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there any nibbles

Of course!! cocktail sausages, sausage rolls, sandwiches!! There's also cake, a welcome to my bar cake!!! "

I am on the way over - keep us a seat will you

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"I'll have a stiff one... "

a stiff one......youse girls are all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw us on a pint of arthurs finest there Rose i got a pure wicked thirst on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slide us down a Banana Daiquiri & a Molson there Rosie.

Here's to Biggles."

Banana Daiquiri with an umbrella and a molson coming up!!!

Aaah yes, lets give a big cheer to Biggles!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rose I'm still waiting !! Gonna have to move on to another bar service is shocking !!

Oooooh I'm so sorry, I handed it to you earlier, did you not get it!?

It's that MisD girl, nicking the wine again!!

Here's a slice of cake for you too!!

Wha???? dont blame me!!! Get off the pole and look after your guests!!! "

Don't be fighting now you too!! Pffftt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slide us down a Banana Daiquiri & a Molson there Rosie.

Here's to Biggles.

Banana Daiquiri with an umbrella and a molson coming up!!!

Aaah yes, lets give a big cheer to Biggles!!! "

Mwah! Now this is the bar we need for a monthly social guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw us on a pint of arthurs finest there Rose i got a pure wicked thirst on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats it ordered a JD and 20 mins ago. so sparks up a ciggie to see will rosie take any notice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw us on a pint of arthurs finest there Rose i got a pure wicked thirst on me "

A pint of Guinness coming up dear sir!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thats it ordered a JD and 20 mins ago. so sparks up a ciggie to see will rosie take any notice"

Sorry but my bar staff haven't arrived yet so I'm doing it all on my own! There's plenty of food here too!! Help yourself, it's over on the corner table beside you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thats it ordered a JD and 20 mins ago. so sparks up a ciggie to see will rosie take any notice"

by the way, no smoking in the bar please, there's a smoking area out the back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok rosie ill try a nibble so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacardi n please rose. With ice no lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any buckfast in this waterin hole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok rosie ill try a nibble so"

Enjoy!! There's cake, carrot cake too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready to party now Rose , think I'll try a cocktail .... A screaming orgasm please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacardi n please rose. With ice no lemon "

There you go! welcome!!!! Don't forget there's plenty of food, help yourself!!!

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"Double vokda and redbull please

There you go Brute!!!! "

Oh lovely thank you

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Push over Posie and ill give ye a helping hand,,,, whos next!!!!

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"Double vokda and redbull please

Your round brau

Its always my round lol

And?? That's how we roll maaan

You buy the booze, Kaizer provides the lols - win/win "

Kinda one sided i think lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm ready to party now Rose , think I'll try a cocktail .... A screaming orgasm please "

lol!! Bare with me for a bit while I prepare it for you!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Push over Posie and ill give ye a helping hand,,,, whos next!!!! "

Thank you MisD!! Phew!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ready to party now Rose , think I'll try a cocktail .... A screaming orgasm please

lol!! Bare with me for a bit while I prepare it for you!!! "

Your very kind !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I think I need a top up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I need a top up

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Rioja, is that correct sir!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!? "

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I think I need a top up

Rioja, is that correct sir!!!? "

Perfect

Love it when the barmaid knows your drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me "

Relax now mister, there you go!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I need a top up

Rioja, is that correct sir!!!?

Perfect

Love it when the barmaid knows your drink

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Indeed!!! I make it my business to know my customers!!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me "

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Someone take this bucket off my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming "

I gave it to him!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone take this bucket off my head"

Aww, how did that happen now!? Here's a glass of vino for you, on the house!! And here sure, a slice of carrot cake!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

I gave it to him!! "

Letmes head got stuck in a bucket ffs!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

I gave it to him!! "

Have you any dairylea spreadables?

Having a wine and cheese night here... Bangor style... Buckfast n dairylea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a wonderful thread ....never got my ballygowan rosie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

I gave it to him!!

Have you any dairylea spreadables?

Having a wine and cheese night here... Bangor style... Buckfast n dairylea "

Sorry we don;t I'm afraid!! There is some hot finger food - cocktail sausages, sausages rolls, chicken balls..... I mean wings.......oooops sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

I gave it to him!!

Have you any dairylea spreadables?

Having a wine and cheese night here... Bangor style... Buckfast n dairylea

Sorry we don;t I'm afraid!! There is some hot finger food - cocktail sausages, sausages rolls, chicken balls..... I mean wings.......oooops sorry! "

Are the wings from one of them 3 legged chickens?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a wonderful thread ....never got my ballygowan rosie "

Just a Ballygowan!!? I guess you're driving tonight, good to see you're being a sensible driver!!

by the way, how did your exam go earlier today!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

I gave it to him!!

Have you any dairylea spreadables?

Having a wine and cheese night here... Bangor style... Buckfast n dairylea

Sorry we don;t I'm afraid!! There is some hot finger food - cocktail sausages, sausages rolls, chicken balls..... I mean wings.......oooops sorry!

Are the wings from one of them 3 legged chickens? "

now now, none of that talk!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

I gave it to him!!

Letmes head got stuck in a bucket ffs!!!! "

I managed to get it off her!! But wouldn't you know it, she's over there in the corner snogging the face off somebody!! Some people have no shame!!!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I think I fancy a nibble

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

I gave it to him!!

Letmes head got stuck in a bucket ffs!!!!

I managed to get it off her!! But wouldn't you know it, she's over there in the corner snogging the face off somebody!! Some people have no shame!!! "

Ha ha!!!! Thats our letme for ya!!!! The snog fest specialist!!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I think I fancy a nibble"

I fancy a nibble too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I fancy a nibble"

Well, there's some hot food in the corner over there as well as cake!!! There's nuts & crisps, hunky doreys too!!!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I think I fancy a nibble

I fancy a nibble too "

With you being staff an all you must have access to the cellar?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I think I fancy a nibble

Well, there's some hot food in the corner over there as well as cake!!! There's nuts & crisps, hunky doreys too!!! "

I could do with some food too

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I think I fancy a nibble

I fancy a nibble too

With you being staff an all you must have access to the cellar?

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Shhhhhh dont tell Posie

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

I gave it to him!!

Letmes head got stuck in a bucket ffs!!!!

I managed to get it off her!! But wouldn't you know it, she's over there in the corner snogging the face off somebody!! Some people have no shame!!!

Ha ha!!!! Thats our letme for ya!!!! The snog fest specialist!!!! "
love a good snog me ain't that right misd

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By *ne of manyMan
over a year ago

east Galway


"It seems all's quiet here today so I decided it's high time I opened my bar!!

Of course I will need a bit of a helping hand as it gets busier!!

So whoose for a drink!!? "
as usual, I'm late coming in, i will have a large gin and tonic and what time do u close?

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By *aftdave1Man
over a year ago

limerick

A pint of molson Canadian please rose

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Everyone ok for a drink!!!?

I asked for buckfast 15 mins ago and i'm still waiting... must be my height.. all the big people get served before me

relax the cax Michelini! Its cumming

I gave it to him!!

Letmes head got stuck in a bucket ffs!!!!

I managed to get it off her!! But wouldn't you know it, she's over there in the corner snogging the face off somebody!! Some people have no shame!!!

Ha ha!!!! Thats our letme for ya!!!! The snog fest specialist!!!! love a good snog me ai'n't that right misd"

As Churchill would say!! Ohhhh yesh!!!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I think I fancy a nibble

I fancy a nibble too

With you being staff an all you must have access to the cellar?

Shhhhhh dont tell Posie "

It's ok she's over on the bored bored bored thread

Sneak me back for a nibble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I fancy a nibble

I fancy a nibble too

With you being staff an all you must have access to the cellar?

Shhhhhh dont tell Posie "

Excuse me!! caught you red handed!!! put some clothes on MisD, I need you at the bar......... and tell that guy Belfast D to come out too!! pfttttt!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Pint of ur best Rosie and flick on the match hopefully Clare will give those poor limerick fans something to cheer for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems all's quiet here today so I decided it's high time I opened my bar!!

Of course I will need a bit of a helping hand as it gets busier!!

So whoose for a drink!!? as usual, I'm late coming in, i will have a large gin and tonic and what time do u close?"

G&T it is sir!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint of molson Canadian please rose "

Molson cumming up!!! Have you had a Fab day sir!!?

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By *ne of manyMan
over a year ago

east Galway


"It seems all's quiet here today so I decided it's high time I opened my bar!!

Of course I will need a bit of a helping hand as it gets busier!!

So whoose for a drink!!? as usual, I'm late coming in, i will have a large gin and tonic and what time do u close?

G&T it is sir!! "
thanks landlady, this place is cool. i might have to become a regular

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I think I fancy a nibble

I fancy a nibble too

With you being staff an all you must have access to the cellar?

Shhhhhh dont tell Posie

Excuse me!! caught you red handed!!! put some clothes on MisD, I need you at the bar......... and tell that guy Belfast D to come out too!! pfttttt!! "

Shit!!! Rumbled just as things were getting steamy over the kegs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems all's quiet here today so I decided it's high time I opened my bar!!

Of course I will need a bit of a helping hand as it gets busier!!

So whoose for a drink!!? as usual, I'm late coming in, i will have a large gin and tonic and what time do u close?

G&T it is sir!! thanks landlady, this place is cool. i might have to become a regular "

Why thank you kind sir, such a gent!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Ffs the match woman the match what kind of a sheebin is this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila please

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I fancy a nibble

I fancy a nibble too

With you being staff an all you must have access to the cellar?

Shhhhhh dont tell Posie

Excuse me!! caught you red handed!!! put some clothes on MisD, I need you at the bar......... and tell that guy Belfast D to come out too!! pfttttt!!

Shit!!! Rumbled just as things were getting steamy over the kegs "

Yes indeed!! And throw those condom wrapers away please and will you wipe up that big wet patch on the floor please missy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pfttttt!! I can't pop out for a half hour and there's dirty stuff happening here!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs the match woman the match what kind of a sheebin is this "

There now, it's on!!!!

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By *ne of manyMan
over a year ago

east Galway


"It seems all's quiet here today so I decided it's high time I opened my bar!!

Of course I will need a bit of a helping hand as it gets busier!!

So whoose for a drink!!? as usual, I'm late coming in, i will have a large gin and tonic and what time do u close?

G&T it is sir!! thanks landlady, this place is cool. i might have to become a regular

Why thank you kind sir, such a gent!! "
stop now you'll make me blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About time someone carried on the tradition...

Had that Stella Cider when at the acdc concert last week and it's gorgeous so can I have a pint bottle with ice please Rosie xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tequila please "

1 or 2!!?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Pfttttt!! I can't pop out for a half hour and there's dirty stuff happening here!!! "

She's living up to her name

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Pfttttt!! I can't pop out for a half hour and there's dirty stuff happening here!!!

She's living up to her name

"

Lol ohhhhh gawd im sweating!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About time someone carried on the tradition...

Had that Stella Cider when at the acdc concert last week and it's gorgeous so can I have a pint bottle with ice please Rosie xxxx"

Sure thing Annie!!! I have wanted to open this bar for a while so today was as good a day as ever!!!

There's a lot of naughty stuff happening here today, need to put a tight rein on my staff!!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs the match woman the match what kind of a sheebin is this

There now, it's on!!!! "

Supose I'll have yo go next door for the pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs the match woman the match what kind of a sheebin is this

There now, it's on!!!!

Supose I'll have yo go next door for the pint "

Ooooh I am sorry!! What's your pint!?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs the match woman the match what kind of a sheebin is this

There now, it's on!!!!

Supose I'll have yo go next door for the pint

Ooooh I am sorry!! What's your pint!? "

Guinness only for the topless bar staff I d go next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About time someone carried on the tradition...

Had that Stella Cider when at the acdc concert last week and it's gorgeous so can I have a pint bottle with ice please Rosie xxxx

Sure thing Annie!!! I have wanted to open this bar for a while so today was as good a day as ever!!!

There's a lot of naughty stuff happening here today, need to put a tight rein on my staff!!! "

Ohhhhhhh...Rosie ya goin all kinky with reins and tight...mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs the match woman the match what kind of a sheebin is this

There now, it's on!!!!

Supose I'll have yo go next door for the pint

Ooooh I am sorry!! What's your pint!?

Guinness only for the topless bar staff I d go next door "

now now behave yourself you bould man!! There's your pint of Guinness, just topped it up there nicely for you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About time someone carried on the tradition...

Had that Stella Cider when at the acdc concert last week and it's gorgeous so can I have a pint bottle with ice please Rosie xxxx

Sure thing Annie!!! I have wanted to open this bar for a while so today was as good a day as ever!!!

There's a lot of naughty stuff happening here today, need to put a tight rein on my staff!!!

Ohhhhhhh...Rosie ya goin all kinky with reins and tight...mmmmmm "

Not at all, I'm an angel, don't do any of that sort of stuff!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosamund the gents lav is busted and Brutus just spewed in the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao Kaizer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rosamund the gents lav is busted and Brutus just spewed in the sink "

Aaaah ffs!! I'll get MisD to sort that out! She was being bold earlier with that Belfast D guy so she can sort this out for me!!

What's your drink Thunderkiss!!!?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

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By *op noshMan
over a year ago

Doon

Hi can i have a pint of bulmers please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have another cocktail please ladies ?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

"
misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi can i have a pint of bulmers please"

Would you like ice in your Bulmers!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have another cocktail please ladies ? "

Absolutely!!! Sex on the beach is it!!!!?

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over a year ago


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him.."

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rosebud could Cat have a nice big glass of Pinot Grigio

And I'll have a sausage too...

If it's jumbo

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Jameson on the rocks please Rosie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have another cocktail please ladies ?

Absolutely!!! Sex on the beach is it!!!!? "

Sounds good the screaming orgasm did the job nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have another cocktail please ladies ?

Absolutely!!! Sex on the beach is it!!!!?

Sounds good the screaming orgasm did the job nicely "

Glad it did!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rosebud could Cat have a nice big glass of Pinot Grigio

And I'll have a sausage too...

If it's jumbo "

Yes indeed, large Pinot grigio and a Jumbo sausage....... oh and here's a slice of cake too!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jameson on the rocks please Rosie"

Haven't seen you around in a while Luke! Where have you been!? Here's your Jameson!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

"

Wanna help me clear up the spillages Beller?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!? "

Ahem!!! Wrestling with the bouncer he lost by the way!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!?

Ahem!!! Wrestling with the bouncer he lost by the way! "
us is that what you kids call it theses days arm wrestling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!?

Ahem!!! Wrestling with the bouncer he lost by the way! "

Hmmmm whatever!! Here's a drink sure, going to have one myself too, need it!!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

Wanna help me clear up the spillages Beller? "

I'll give you a hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where's Thunderkiss does anybody know!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!?

Ahem!!! Wrestling with the bouncer he lost by the way! us is that what you kids call it theses days arm wrestling. "

So it seems!! What drink would you like Letme!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large bottle of Shiraz for me please Rosie.

Pizza's in the oven, I'm jumping in the shower before I settle down for my date with Magic Mike mmmmm

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"A large bottle of Shiraz for me please Rosie.

Pizza's in the oven, I'm jumping in the shower before I settle down for my date with Magic Mike mmmmm"
is that on tonight corrrrr

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!?

Ahem!!! Wrestling with the bouncer he lost by the way! us is that what you kids call it theses days arm wrestling. "

His cock was like an arm, I made him weep so quick too!! Sorrrryyyyyy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus rosie give me a pint bottle and a Jameson... Rough day...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A large bottle of Shiraz for me please Rosie.

Pizza's in the oven, I'm jumping in the shower before I settle down for my date with Magic Mike mmmmm"

Of course!!! How are you!? Enjoy Magic Mike!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaysus rosie give me a pint bottle and a Jameson... Rough day... "

Aww you poor thing!! Here's your Jameson!! Pint bottle of Bulmers is it!!?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!?

Ahem!!! Wrestling with the bouncer he lost by the way! us is that what you kids call it theses days arm wrestling.

His cock was like an arm, I made him weep so quick too!! Sorrrryyyyyy!!! "

Jayus this is an unruly house will ye suuush and watch the match I can't hear Marty

Another pint ther bar wench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rosamund the gents lav is busted and Brutus just spewed in the sink

Aaaah ffs!! I'll get MisD to sort that out! She was being bold earlier with that Belfast D guy so she can sort this out for me!!

What's your drink Thunderkiss!!!? "

Oooh JD and Coke please Barkeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These drinks are going down nicely rose ! Another when your ready pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!?

Ahem!!! Wrestling with the bouncer he lost by the way! us is that what you kids call it theses days arm wrestling.

His cock was like an arm, I made him weep so quick too!! Sorrrryyyyyy!!!

Jayus this is an unruly house will ye suuush and watch the match I can't hear Marty

Another pint ther bar wench "

Excuse me!? Who do you think I am Mr who calls himself the Godfather!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's Thunderkiss does anybody know!!? "

Sorry Kaizer had a nap in the ladies, its really nice on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A large bottle of Shiraz for me please Rosie.

Pizza's in the oven, I'm jumping in the shower before I settle down for my date with Magic Mike mmmmm

Of course!!! How are you!? Enjoy Magic Mike!!! "

Putting on the dvd then goin to part two tomorrow

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!?

Ahem!!! Wrestling with the bouncer he lost by the way! us is that what you kids call it theses days arm wrestling.

His cock was like an arm, I made him weep so quick too!! Sorrrryyyyyy!!!

Jayus this is an unruly house will ye suuush and watch the match I can't hear Marty

Another pint ther bar wench

Excuse me!? Who do you think I am Mr who calls himself the Godfather!!? "

That was just a vicious rumour I never proclaimed to be that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jaysus rosie give me a pint bottle and a Jameson... Rough day...

Aww you poor thing!! Here's your Jameson!! Pint bottle of Bulmers is it!!? "
...pint bottle of vodka please... I only need the whiskey to put my teeth in....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rosamund the gents lav is busted and Brutus just spewed in the sink

Aaaah ffs!! I'll get MisD to sort that out! She was being bold earlier with that Belfast D guy so she can sort this out for me!!

What's your drink Thunderkiss!!!?

Oooh JD and Coke please Barkeep "

Of course Thunderkiss!!! how are you tonight!!? I hope you have been behaving yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's Thunderkiss does anybody know!!?

Sorry Kaizer had a nap in the ladies, its really nice on there "

disgraceful behaviour!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A large bottle of Shiraz for me please Rosie.

Pizza's in the oven, I'm jumping in the shower before I settle down for my date with Magic Mike mmmmm

Of course!!! How are you!? Enjoy Magic Mike!!!

Putting on the dvd then goin to part two tomorrow "

lovely!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MisD, get the toilets cleaned and invite me in when the closed sign is still up

misd is chatting up the bouncer poor fecker looked half scared she pulled out her wipe to him..

What am I going to do about this one!!!

where were you the past hour!!!?

Ahem!!! Wrestling with the bouncer he lost by the way! us is that what you kids call it theses days arm wrestling.

His cock was like an arm, I made him weep so quick too!! Sorrrryyyyyy!!!

Jayus this is an unruly house will ye suuush and watch the match I can't hear Marty

Another pint ther bar wench

Excuse me!? Who do you think I am Mr who calls himself the Godfather!!?

That was just a vicious rumour I never proclaimed to be that "

Nothing worse than that!! What would you like Mister!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh where are me shoes

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By *ocbrownMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

A pint of Heineken please

while I sit in at the fire and watch the match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh where are me shoes "

I have them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eh where are me shoes "

The bar is just closed sorry!! You'll have to walk barefeet now!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

The quickest thread to fill up ever!!! 3 cheers for our Posie!! I love ya girl!! mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD and again rosie and take one for urself kind lady

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