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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guy turns up in tracky bottoms - hoody and trainers doesn't make an effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having the personality of a plank !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off! "

Definitely no no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)"

Yeah loads of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy turns up in tracky bottoms - hoody and trainers doesn't make an effort "

Has that actually happened...? Please, please say it wasn't a matching hoodie and track bottoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the trackies weren't tucked in the socks

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

A person that spends the entire time chatting to niall and barely a word to me then expects me to be willing to jump him. Yea,, I don't think so

Tina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guy turns up in tracky bottoms - hoody and trainers doesn't make an effort

Has that actually happened...? Please, please say it wasn't a matching hoodie and track bottoms "

Yep but all different colours (tacky)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad breath, BO, lack of intimate personal hygiene and slobbering when kissing... First one is the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the trackies weren't tucked in the socks"

Cause that makes everything ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look like the pictures , haven't made an effort, oh and BO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)"

exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Had a meet with a guy and the very same thing! I shit you not!! Tracksuit was filthy, dirty trainers too. I stood with my jaw hanging open, looking him up and down.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs "

I like a coffee 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

I like a coffee 1st "

I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a meet with a guy and the very same thing! I shit you not!! Tracksuit was filthy, dirty trainers too. I stood with my jaw hanging open, looking him up and down. "

Tracky was clean scruffy trainers I thought the same like WTF

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

I like a coffee 1st

I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!! "

I hate coffee lol prefer hot chocolate

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs "

Whats wrong with coffee Fran? Or are ye more of a bang em and leave kinda guy?

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By *ammydubCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

I like a coffee 1st "

Ain't nothing wrong with coffee/drink first!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

I like a coffee 1st

Ain't nothing wrong with coffee/drink first!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone so shy they cant hold a conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A person that spends the entire time chatting to niall and barely a word to me then expects me to be willing to jump him. Yea,, I don't think so

Tina "

We get the other thing. They only talk to kitty. Ignore tomcat. Gets fucking annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

I like a coffee 1st

I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!!

I hate coffee lol prefer hot chocolate "

Hot chocolate is lovely with marsh mallows, you defo need an eclair with that!! yum!!!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs "

of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet...

what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets)

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

Whats wrong with coffee Fran? Or are ye more of a bang em and leave kinda guy? "

no .....I usually hang around until I am kicked out

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

The lady refusing to get on her knees after 10 mins of small talk.

Does my head in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

I like a coffee 1st

I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!!

I hate coffee lol prefer hot chocolate

Hot chocolate is lovely with marsh mallows, you defo need an eclair with that!! yum!!! "

A long finger bun covered in sugar an filled with cream mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)

exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight "

I never see the point in guys lying about their height, it's the only thing you'll never get away with

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By *ammydubCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Guys thinking if carlsberg done humans their it wtf!! and no time to chat just want to get a room annoys me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A no show is a big turn off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D*unkenness, bad hygiene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double standards for me, I hate meeting smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A willy "

lmao That's taking 'surprise surprise' to a whole new level!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"D*unkenness, bad hygiene."

deffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off! "

You have met a guy wearing white shoes?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

the big red button on a remote thats a turn off for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys thinking if carlsberg done humans their it wtf!! and no time to chat just want to get a room annoys me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!

You have met a guy wearing white shoes? "

It can be done, but it takes a certain man...Kaiser could probably rock them.

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By *lmost Mary PoppinsWoman
over a year ago

Slippery When Wetville

Silence! If I can't talk shite to them comfortably with my clothes on, I won't be able to talk shit comfortably naked

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Someone not making a effort if I have gone to the effort than I suggest you do too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone not making a effort if I have gone to the effort than I suggest you do too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet...

what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets)"

Coffee meets are a good way of ing out undesirables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!

You have met a guy wearing white shoes? "

No but I've seen guys wearing white shoes and it's horrible, very cheap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet...

what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets)

Coffee meets are a good way of ing out undesirables "

Indeed! If I'm not sure about them I'll meet them for just coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em ....

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By *irishladMan
over a year ago

Malahide


"D*unkenness, bad hygiene."

This never turned up for a meet d*unk or had more than a few drinks on a meet.

Hygiene is a no brainier!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!

You have met a guy wearing white shoes?

No but I've seen guys wearing white shoes and it's horrible, very cheap! "
white shoes for a man Do they exist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not looking like their photo (way to many guys here guilty of it), turning up in filthy clothes, not being clean, rude and obnoxious.. jesus I could type for days about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em .... "

this !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!

You have met a guy wearing white shoes?

No but I've seen guys wearing white shoes and it's horrible, very cheap! white shoes for a man Do they exist?"

It's the rich guys or the ones who want to look rich that wear them....... it doesn't make them rich at all, instead very cheap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad hygiene, terrible teeth, not the same person as in the pics, arrogance, d*unk, a foot smaller than their profile (had a fella claiming to be 6', I'm 5'5 and wore a 2" heel and was the same height as him?!), expects fun the minute the cross the threshold. Oh and yep trackies and trainers- Urgh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em .... "

I'm laughing but nodding in agreement too. It's been a long time since that happened, I upped my vetting procedures after the last one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet...

what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets)

Coffee meets are a good way of ing out undesirables

Indeed! If I'm not sure about them I'll meet them for just coffee! "

Plus if it goes well, the promise of more to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em ....

this !!"

Yes!!! This!!!! Reckon they can go for hours but ten mins later, done!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em ....

this !!

Yes!!! This!!!! Reckon they can go for hours but ten mins later, done!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady.s not turning up to meets and block you on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discovering they are actually smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nodding and agreeing with most of ye

Have to say tho I like the person to put a effort into their appearance so many people turn up looking a proper state!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nodding and agreeing with most of ye

Have to say tho I like the person to put a effort into their appearance so many people turn up looking a proper state! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind meeting smokers but would prefer if they didn't smoke during a meet or at the very least eat some chewing gum!!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

She has to have a pluse or at least be warm otherwise I just Wouldn't

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties)

I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She has to have a pluse or at least be warm otherwise I just Wouldn't "

I did have a pulse but it stopped with shock lol

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties)

I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck!"

Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off! "

So you wouldnt have given Wacko Jacko an aul go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!

So you wouldnt have given Wacko Jacko an aul go? "

Doesn't matter if you're black or white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties)

I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck!

Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too. "

Converse aren't runners!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not looking like their pics. I make an effort and expect the same in return. A coffee is a must first.

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over a year ago


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!

So you wouldnt have given Wacko Jacko an aul go?

Doesn't matter if you're black or white "

No Lae, just beat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties)

I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck!

Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too. "

JM speaks the truth, Cons ain't runners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)

exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight "

I'm 5ft5..... does that mean if i meet you i'll end up being 3ft9? ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad breath, BO, lack of intimate personal hygiene and slobbering when kissing... First one is the worst "

God yeah!!! I so agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, won't do! I can't stand black shoes & white socks or visa versa, an immediate turn off!

So you wouldnt have given Wacko Jacko an aul go?

Doesn't matter if you're black or white

No Lae, just beat it "

You are not alone

In that thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same with some girls..

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By *unfella 1Man
over a year ago

dublin

Someone who is boring!! Or has happened to me, only released from mental institution the week b4 and told not to drink but proceeds to drink 2 bottles of wine!! Forest ran quickly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

I like a coffee 1st "
thought you liked hot chocolate..... not the group btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

I like a coffee 1st

I prefer a cup of tae & a cream bun!! "

Uncle Hugo's the man for you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em .... "

90 seconds??? Fuck... thats slow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

I like a coffee 1st thought you liked hot chocolate..... not the group btw "
lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"She has to have a pluse or at least be warm otherwise I just Wouldn't

I did have a pulse but it stopped with shock lol"

Feck u were still warm I would have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em ....

90 seconds??? Fuck... thats slow "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad breath, BO, lack of intimate personal hygiene and slobbering when kissing... First one is the worst "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She has to have a pluse or at least be warm otherwise I just Wouldn't

I did have a pulse but it stopped with shock lol

Feck u were still warm I would have "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having the personality of a plank !!! "

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No eye contact so annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor hygiene & big mouths

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who is boring!! Or has happened to me, only released from mental institution the week b4 and told not to drink but proceeds to drink 2 bottles of wine!! Forest ran quickly!!!"
lol

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

What turns me off is people talking about other people..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of chemistry or ability to make conversation, a turn off for me. May be just nerves, could be lack of common ground, but I find if you can't talk then sex is just empty.

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By *ammydubCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"fellas who when mailing tell you of their sexual prowess and how many orgasms they are going to give you .... who then bearly tweak a nipple for a gal and cum within 90 secconds no foreplay no personality and then have the cheek to imagine a girl would be up for it again next week . I often feel like mailing whoever gave them gushing verifications and asking them if they were d*unk / stoned at the time actually one or two I did mail and ate the head off em .... "

Luv this and so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the big red button on a remote thats a turn off for me"

Haha trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singles or couples who discuss previous meets, a huge turn off.

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

When after I eventually have a meet I will let u know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest turn off .. meet not showing up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy turns up in tracky bottoms - hoody and trainers doesn't make an effort "

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

Who's that sucking your cock then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"What turns me off is people talking about other people.. "

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)

exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight

I never see the point in guys lying about their height, it's the only thing you'll never get away with "

I might as well stop lying about my shoe size so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobby pushy people -instant turnoff !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A person that spends the entire time chatting to niall and barely a word to me then expects me to be willing to jump him. Yea,, I don't think so

Tina "
my god Tina how could anyone ignore you the cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet a guy a while back..Eating and talking same time..bit of food hit me in the face..ewww..never again..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm appalled here reading some of the stuff you ladies have experienced.

Bad breath.

Body odour.

Tracksuits.

Bad manners.

90 second snags....

You ladies have had it rough. Not good. Not good at all......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm appalled here reading some of the stuff you ladies have experienced.

Bad breath.

Body odour.

Tracksuits.

Bad manners.

90 second shags....

You ladies have had it rough. Not good. Not good at all......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above and me having to carry the conversation first !!

Coffee meets are good, you can drink and run !!

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway


"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties)

I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck!

Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too.

JM speaks the truth, Cons ain't runners."

Yeah I suppose your right

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By *antyfetishTV/TS
over a year ago

Collooney/Sligo/Dublin


"Bad breath, BO, lack of intimate personal hygiene and slobbering when kissing... First one is the worst "

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"I'd get over how someone is dressed to an extent unless they were filthy, I've worn runners to nearly every meet we've been on (including socials and parties)

I would however be turned off by b.o or dirty long finger nails yuck!

Ah but you're not painting the full picture. They're not runners they're cons and they complete the whole alt-girl style you have. And damn well you look too.

Converse aren't runners!!"

Vans aint runners either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself and a F met with a couple a year or two ago. They just kept talking to themselves and about themselves. We could barely get a word in and when we did it was belittled and scoffed at. They obviously thought they were the bees knees of fab. So I'd say arrogance and ignorance from my experience are worst.

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By *irishladMan
over a year ago

Malahide


"Myself and a F met with a couple a year or two ago. They just kept talking to themselves and about themselves. We could barely get a word in and when we did it was belittled and scoffed at. They obviously thought they were the bees knees of fab. So I'd say arrogance and ignorance from my experience are worst. "

I'd have been out of there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being dumped at the pub for being too fat

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

What's wrong with nice clean black shoes ? Track suits yuk nice pair of slacks n nice shirt n smelling nice would b d order of d day . If a lady goes to d trouble of being nice so should a guy

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat "

What??? Seriously???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My biggest turn off was the red cow roundabout......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously??? "

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I've no problem withd larger ladies I've met sum hot big ladies n enjoyed myself

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

We'll u hope u told him where to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously???

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha "
Talk about a classy guy!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously???

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha "
I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ?

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

He had sum nerve lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously???

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ? "

ha! yeah! he did! Class!

I'm not looking for sympathy and the likes btw. Laugh about it, because it's not worth anything else

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously???

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ? "

What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I would luv to have been there he would have deserved what u gave him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously???

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha "
you should have said yes and have taken a bite out of the worm, iv heard it all now,

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Now guys we all know what d ladies have to put up with it's disgracefull what kind of animals r on here letting us good gents down giving us a bad name .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White sports socks and pushiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now guys we all know what d ladies have to put up with it's disgracefull what kind of animals r on here letting us good gents down giving us a bad name . "
don't be silly now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Myself and a F met with a couple a year or two ago. They just kept talking to themselves and about themselves. We could barely get a word in and when we did it was belittled and scoffed at. They obviously thought they were the bees knees of fab. So I'd say arrogance and ignorance from my experience are worst.

I'd have been out of there "

Yes we told them that nothing was going to happen and left. I wouldn't have got it up with a trailer load of viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously???

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ?

What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!! "

cause I know u would lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously???

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ?

What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!! "

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously???

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ?

What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!!

cause I know u would lol"

Too right!!! His bowel would have been stuck to my heel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat

What??? Seriously???

I know, it's actually quite funny in hindsight. After he disappeared he texted me that I was too big but he would still let me suck him off. I could barely resist haha I remember that sweet you telling me. And correct me if I'm wrong did he want you to verify him too. ?

What a tosser,, id have said yes come back for your blowjob and my size 6 would have lost its way up his fooking ass!!! The cheek of him!!!

cause I know u would lol

Too right!!! His bowel would have been stuck to my heel "

I need some one with size 6 boot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he forgets to take off the wedding ring after claiming to be single.. or the wifey is ringing and he has to take the call!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When he forgets to take off the wedding ring after claiming to be single.. or the wifey is ringing and he has to take the call!!! "

Hahahahaha classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When he forgets to take off the wedding ring after claiming to be single.. or the wifey is ringing and he has to take the call!!! "

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

belching in your face...ive had that

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By *uaveGentMan
over a year ago

dublin

Racism or Sectarianism.

Sadly pretty wide spread in Ireland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story.. i kid you not... in my early days of being on FAB a few years ago i got talking to a girl from Ballymena

One thing led to another and a meet was arranged so me, being me titivated myself with the 3 hour shower, shaving of all the nessecary areas, best bib and tucker ironed and off to the meet..

Finding her house was quite easy but on approach to the door something wasnt quite right...all the curtains were closed and the garden was like Eastwoods scrapyard

Anyway, i wrapped at the door and from inside i heard a familiar voice shout "come on in".

I still get shivers up my back thinking about this because the house was like a pig sty with dirty clithes on the floor and full ashtrays all ovee the living room and right in the corner sat on a cigarette burnt settee was a size 24 unwashed minger with a mustache like Tom Selleck in only knickers and a bra that were supposed to be white but had turned grey having been washed that many times with the big black leggins..

Thats when i said "hiya, i'm taking up metalwork"... "what do you mean" she replied...... so i made a fucking bolt for the door!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"True story.. i kid you not... in my early days of being on FAB a few years ago i got talking to a girl from Ballymena

One thing led to another and a meet was arranged so me, being me titivated myself with the 3 hour shower, shaving of all the nessecary areas, best bib and tucker ironed and off to the meet..

Finding her house was quite easy but on approach to the door something wasnt quite right...all the curtains were closed and the garden was like Eastwoods scrapyard

Anyway, i wrapped at the door and from inside i heard a familiar voice shout "come on in".

I still get shivers up my back thinking about this because the house was like a pig sty with dirty clithes on the floor and full ashtrays all ovee the living room and right in the corner sat on a cigarette burnt settee was a size 24 unwashed minger with a mustache like Tom Selleck in only knickers and a bra that were supposed to be white but had turned grey having been washed that many times with the big black leggins..

Thats when i said "hiya, i'm taking up metalwork"... "what do you mean" she replied...... so i made a fucking bolt for the door!!!!

"

Pmsllllll

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I ran once into an accountant who wanted to do my figures, jay, I've never drank a coffee that fast and was running even faster....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True story.. i kid you not... in my early days of being on FAB a few years ago i got talking to a girl from Ballymena

One thing led to another and a meet was arranged so me, being me titivated myself with the 3 hour shower, shaving of all the nessecary areas, best bib and tucker ironed and off to the meet..

Finding her house was quite easy but on approach to the door something wasnt quite right...all the curtains were closed and the garden was like Eastwoods scrapyard

Anyway, i wrapped at the door and from inside i heard a familiar voice shout "come on in".

I still get shivers up my back thinking about this because the house was like a pig sty with dirty clithes on the floor and full ashtrays all ovee the living room and right in the corner sat on a cigarette burnt settee was a size 24 unwashed minger with a mustache like Tom Selleck in only knickers and a bra that were supposed to be white but had turned grey having been washed that many times with the big black leggins..

Thats when i said "hiya, i'm taking up metalwork"... "what do you mean" she replied...... so i made a fucking bolt for the door!!!!

"

Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^^^^

jeez that sounds dead kinky ! she couldnt tempt ya at all at all ?

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

Tell you when I have a bad meet, I'm a bit picky, only top shelf for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who lie. People who hide stuff

...Oh yeah tracksuits too..I mean ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It actually frightened the shit clean out of me and i think i drove the 50 odd miles from Ballymena to Bangor in 20 minutes flat, got home, jumped in the shower, closed my blunds and deleted my account lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell you when I have a bad meet, I'm a bit picky, only top shelf for me x"

I can't reach the top shelf its too dam high lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell you when I have a bad meet, I'm a bit picky, only top shelf for me x"

xxx rated?

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen


"She has to have a pluse or at least be warm otherwise I just Wouldn't "

hope for me yet then cj

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now guys we all know what d ladies have to put up with it's disgracefull what kind of animals r on here letting us good gents down giving us a bad name . don't be silly now. "
I'd like to apologise for the disgraceful carry on by other men on this site.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"[Removed by poster at 10/07/15 00:16:22]"

Cheeky mare always room for u xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she turns up ...... With a cock

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

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"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)

exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight "

Did you ask him to "walk tall" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they don't quite look like the pics... (alot of profiles)

exactly this when the 6ft 3 guy turns up having shrunk to 5ft 5 overnight

Did you ask him to "walk tall" lol "

No I tried to humour my disappointment by asking, where's the rest of ya did ya put yourself on a boil wash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Racism or Sectarianism.

Sadly pretty wide spread in Ireland.

"

Very true, and the Northern eejits prone to peddling tall tales

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

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"When he forgets to take off the wedding ring after claiming to be single.. or the wifey is ringing and he has to take the call!!! "

I don't suppose it's possible the call was from a priest confirming the time of the wedding and he had put the ring on so you could see how he'd look after you married him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Now guys we all know what d ladies have to put up with it's disgracefull what kind of animals r on here letting us good gents down giving us a bad name . don't be silly now. I'd like to apologise for the disgraceful carry on by other men on this site."

No point in apologizing, its their fault for not being picky

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By *ammydubCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"True story.. i kid you not... in my early days of being on FAB a few years ago i got talking to a girl from Ballymena

One thing led to another and a meet was arranged so me, being me titivated myself with the 3 hour shower, shaving of all the nessecary areas, best bib and tucker ironed and off to the meet..

Finding her house was quite easy but on approach to the door something wasnt quite right...all the curtains were closed and the garden was like Eastwoods scrapyard

Anyway, i wrapped at the door and from inside i heard a familiar voice shout "come on in".

I still get shivers up my back thinking about this because the house was like a pig sty with dirty clithes on the floor and full ashtrays all ovee the living room and right in the corner sat on a cigarette burnt settee was a size 24 unwashed minger with a mustache like Tom Selleck in only knickers and a bra that were supposed to be white but had turned grey having been washed that many times with the big black leggins..

Thats when i said "hiya, i'm taking up metalwork"... "what do you mean" she replied...... so i made a fucking bolt for the door!!!!

"

Lmfao but needed sum humour tnks ...great story !! McDonalds meet for u next time eh!!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"being dumped at the pub for being too fat "

did he not even let u buy him a drink first

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"True story.. i kid you not... in my early days of being on FAB a few years ago i got talking to a girl from Ballymena

One thing led to another and a meet was arranged so me, being me titivated myself with the 3 hour shower, shaving of all the nessecary areas, best bib and tucker ironed and off to the meet..

Finding her house was quite easy but on approach to the door something wasnt quite right...all the curtains were closed and the garden was like Eastwoods scrapyard

Anyway, i wrapped at the door and from inside i heard a familiar voice shout "come on in".

I still get shivers up my back thinking about this because the house was like a pig sty with dirty clithes on the floor and full ashtrays all ovee the living room and right in the corner sat on a cigarette burnt settee was a size 24 unwashed minger with a mustache like Tom Selleck in only knickers and a bra that were supposed to be white but had turned grey having been washed that many times with the big black leggins..

Thats when i said "hiya, i'm taking up metalwork"... "what do you mean" she replied...... so i made a fucking bolt for the door!!!!

"

Wasn't me honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand bad hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now guys we all know what d ladies have to put up with it's disgracefull what kind of animals r on here letting us good gents down giving us a bad name . don't be silly now. I'd like to apologise for the disgraceful carry on by other men on this site.

No point in apologizing, its their fault for not being picky "

oh thanks for your support you're too kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest turn off a woman who leaves her socks on

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

Men who think they're God's gift.........

Bad breath, no teeth, pushy,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biggest turn off a woman who leaves her socks on "
Socks, no.

Stockings, hell baby yea!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men who think they're God's gift.........

Bad breath, no teeth, pushy, "

Gods gift of what though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biggest turn off a woman who leaves her socks on "

What about her tights?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biggest turn off a woman who leaves her socks on

What about her tights? "

Tights are amazing to rip the shreds out of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the lady wants to go for coffee first....ffs

of course I don't mind anyone having something to drink.coffee tea beer water whatever u want at a meet...

what I ment was meeting just for coffee.. ( as in coffee meets)

Coffee meets are a good way of ing out undesirables "

Yep - will give you or a feel if there's any connection or not. Also out possible messers. If they won't meet for a coffee they r not going to turn up on the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly peeps

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