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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jesus fabbers I'm in a bad way I've just been asked to judge the local parish lovely girls competition and I don't know what to look for please help

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Lovely bottoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovely bottoms "
lol good man cj it's hard to bate a good hind quarter

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"Lovely bottoms "

fecker you beat me to it lol

sandwich making is a tough round ill lend you a vernier calipers

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By *ale4U2Man
over a year ago

Nearby

Her technique when milking cows by hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lovely bottoms

fecker you beat me to it lol

sandwich making is a tough round ill lend you a vernier calipers "
pmsl might need a G clamp also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jesus I forgot to say it's the parish of fab so we are looking some new contestants lol right girls get your names down pronto lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl, what does a girl need to partake hardy? I do know of one lady that I reckon would look rather resplendant in a milkmaids costume with her boobies spilling over the top. Id have to test her techniques myself I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be checking their chassis Mr Hardy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right!! Just to clear up any confusion here are the list of guidelines

1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.

2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.

3 can boil spuds real well.

4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom

5 must have a good cab and chassis

6 can talk for Ireland

7no wooden legs or glass eyes

8 own at least 2 acres of land

9 have sisters

10 and last but not least have a good set of udders

Good luck girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.

Check

2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.

Check, other childbearing parts are questionable

3 can boil spuds real well.

Smushy

4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom

Can be

5 must have a good cab and chassis

You like them both

6 can talk for Ireland

More than you so yes pass this too

7no wooden legs or glass eyes

Tick

8 own at least 2 acres of land

2.3 to be precise

9 have sisters

Yes

10 and last but not least have a good set of udders

You like mine too

Yay! What do I win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.

Check

2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.

Check, other childbearing parts are questionable

3 can boil spuds real well.

Smushy

4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom

Can be

5 must have a good cab and chassis

You like them both

6 can talk for Ireland

More than you so yes pass this too

7no wooden legs or glass eyes

Tick

8 own at least 2 acres of land

2.3 to be precise

9 have sisters

Yes

10 and last but not least have a good set of udders

You like mine too

Yay! What do I win

"
lol a load a turf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delivered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7no wooden legs or glass eyes

unTick ... Guess that's me out of the running!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Delivered?"
off course will even stoke the fire for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Delivered?off course will even stoke the fire for you "

Awh you are good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Delivered?off course will even stoke the fire for you

Awh you are good "
lol so I hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right!! Just to clear up any confusion here are the list of guidelines

1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.

2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.

3 can boil spuds real well.

4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom

5 must have a good cab and chassis

6 can talk for Ireland

7no wooden legs or glass eyes

8 own at least 2 acres of land

9 have sisters

10 and last but not least have a good set of udders

Good luck girls "

Must be clean shaven as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right!! Just to clear up any confusion here are the list of guidelines

1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.

2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.

3 can boil spuds real well.

4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom

5 must have a good cab and chassis

6 can talk for Ireland

7no wooden legs or glass eyes

8 own at least 2 acres of land

9 have sisters

10 and last but not least have a good set of udders

Good luck girls

Must be clean shaven as well "
yep no clock springs aloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out only the one sister am afraid lol darn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus fabbers I'm in a bad way I've just been asked to judge the local parish lovely girls competition and I don't know what to look for please help "

A big brown envelope from the person that really wants to win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm out only the one sister am afraid lol darn it "
lol give me her number anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus fabbers I'm in a bad way I've just been asked to judge the local parish lovely girls competition and I don't know what to look for please help "

Mad hair and creativity..d'oh!

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

Ahhh too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm out only the one sister am afraid lol darn it lol give me her number anyway "

Will do not sure she's a hob nob fan though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i meet the requirements

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"

1 the lady's must be post 1950 as there's only steps into the hall an I've a bad back.

Check

2 the lady's have to be the proud owner of a good set of childbearing hips.

Check, other childbearing parts are questionable

3 can boil spuds real well.

Smushy

4 an be a pure hure in the bedroom

Can be

5 must have a good cab and chassis

You like them both

6 can talk for Ireland

More than you so yes pass this too

7no wooden legs or glass eyes

Tick

8 own at least 2 acres of land

2.3 to be precise

9 have sisters

Yes

10 and last but not least have a good set of udders

You like mine too

Yay! What do I win

"
most defiently.you would be the winner with out any douth.

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