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By *ub_leitrim_guy OP   Man
over a year ago

Out in the sticks

Any female here applying for this social meet??

If you’re female, single and free on September 25, we may have just the thing for you.

Matt, presumably from Sligo but living in London, is seeking a woman to attend his sister’s wedding with him "to keep the family happy".

The 38-year-old is looking for a woman around the same age as him, with her own teeth and not too tall, so he says.

The chosen lady will be rewarded with "a free dinner out of it and some drink", but has to be prepared for "a kiss or two...and a bit of holding-hand crack also".

Also - hope it's not a deal-breaker, but the family are farmers so "if you can talk about cows it’s a help".

http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/irishman-posts-ad-for-wedding-date-who-can-talk-about-cows-and-still-has-own-teeth-685200.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao,gotta give him points for initiative,hope it works for him too tbh.

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By *squaredCouple
over a year ago

Dublin/westmeath/kildare

left out bit where they stay in same room but on separate single beds.

he will collect & drop you off to your house in morning.

there will be lots of photos & she can't be taller than 5 6.

apply with photo.

interested to know how many takers he has had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'll get no self respecting girl who knows anything about farming to go.....

Cos they will all be at the feckin ploughing match.....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"He'll get no self respecting girl who knows anything about farming to go.....

Cos they will all be at the feckin ploughing match..... "

Where is it on this year? Is it same place as last year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any female here applying for this social meet??

If you’re female, single and free on September 25, we may have just the thing for you.

Matt, presumably from Sligo but living in London, is seeking a woman to attend his sister’s wedding with him "to keep the family happy".

The 38-year-old is looking for a woman around the same age as him, with her own teeth and not too tall, so he says.

The chosen lady will be rewarded with "a free dinner out of it and some drink", but has to be prepared for "a kiss or two...and a bit of holding-hand crack also".

Also - hope it's not a deal-breaker, but the family are farmers so "if you can talk about cows it’s a help".

http://www.breakingnews.ie/discover/irishman-posts-ad-for-wedding-date-who-can-talk-about-cows-and-still-has-own-teeth-685200.html

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...and before anyone asks, it is not me!! "

Wouldn't any self-respecting female avoid a guy who hasn't the spine to stand up to his family?

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