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The Lion seeks a woman's advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Lion here seeking the advice from the women ok maybe perhaps a few men of fab in relation to fake tan spray tans etc...

The Lion may have the strength of 8 living men but he suffers from the dreaded farmers tan...

he gets sunburn easily so he has pondered about all this fake tan business

any feedback on fake tan spray tan The Lion would be grateful

that is all

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Don't do it, I think it's horrible stuff and looks awful, all I can say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its all so unfamiliar to Lion

He thinks he will need few bottles to cover him

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I agree it's awful stuff, you'll have to deal with steaks, your clothes and bed linen will he destroyed too.

Use a better spf to avoid farmers tan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The lion has taken your words into consideration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunbathe naked..prevents all those lines

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

And it stinks to high heavens too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

maybe being a white lion isnt so bad after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe being a white lion isnt so bad after all"

Agree with all the above comments, fake tan, stinky. You don't need it, people should smell your lion-ness and not something fake. (and possibly not your Lioness either)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some ladies evening gloves & a beekeepers hat & wear in the garden on your days off to even the tan...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Lion doesnt want sun burn on his jungle legs

he needs them to squat and carry the weight of the west on his shoulders

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

White lion are special, also in wild life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't do it, I think it's horrible stuff and looks awful, all I can say "

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

The Lion shud jus hide in the jungle, in the undergrowth watching fr his prey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Lion doubts the staff of boots or any pharmacy will understand him anyway in relation to tan

as some dont follow his way of speaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some aloe vera Lion

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By *aftdave1Man
over a year ago

limerick

Lion dafty has two cans of oxide paint red and green the lion may look good painted up in the red and green Hon mayo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The lion will ask the neighbor to cover him in sun cream and hope for the best

shes long enough perving out the window

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Get a good sun protector and you'll be roaring!

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By *aftdave1Man
over a year ago

limerick


"The lion will ask the neighbor to cover him in sun cream and hope for the best

shes long enough perving out the window "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you will still get burnt lion even with spray tan on so id opt for a good quality sun cream, nothing worse then a red neck

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Doghunter recommends Daylong sun protection. I don't know where you get it in this country, but since I use that I had no sun burn anymore, and Doghunter has fair skin to speak in lions language...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My, my, Lion..

Whatever you do- don't go down the road of fake tan.

A farmers tan is still better than the smell of a fake one, or a patchy fake one, full stop.

Don't do it. Embrace the sun naked next time and let it even out naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a light gradual tanner first like St Tropez Everyday or Garnier Summer Body, less likely to go wrong!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

parasol usually get it online in boots once a day application factor 50 complete block highly recommend this as I am fair skinned red haired and blue eyes the worse combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" parasol usually get it online in boots once a day application factor 50 complete block highly recommend this as I am fair skinned red haired and blue eyes the worse combination "

If you have Celtic skin, embrace it -trying to tan is just damaging your skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lion needs a cold hard look in the mirror to ask himself if spray tan is really becoming of a lion.

Superflash thinks that some combination of natural light and carefully arranged skin coverage would restore the faith of the lions pride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all that running up and down hills with stones on your back you'll end up with sweat stains in your new colour. Wear your white bits with pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lion, step away from the tan.

Good man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao at this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The lion after deep consideration has decided not to interfere with fake tan...

he is an irish lion and will promote his tan lines with pride

he does not want to be spending his time applying fake tan when he could be out running free and powerful in mother nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lion after deep consideration has decided not to interfere with fake tan...

he is an irish lion and will promote his tan lines with pride

he does not want to be spending his time applying fake tan when he could be out running free and powerful in mother nature "

Run wild and free Lion!

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