FabSwingers.com forum: 11 year old dump boyfriend by brutal text

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So have any if you heard of the 11 year old girl who dumped her boyfriend joey by brutal yet hilarious text message. if you haven't here is the conversation:

Girl: we need to talk

Joey: ok

Girl: so I herd you went to the park with Natalie. Why would you cheat on me joey? I gave you 2 changes and actually believed you when you said you loved me but I guess not

Joey: I'm sorry I was just hanging wit her

Girl: whatever just don't talk to me in middle school. I didn't even love you

Joey: sounds good to me and we'll you were the one that brought me my Starbucks drink so you obviously love me a little.

Girl: screw you Joey

Girl: ding ding ding oh what was that oh yeah the elevator cause you are not on my level

I won't this fight

We are over forreAl this time

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Ouch the cruelty! Nearly feel bad for the boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The elevator joke was a gud'un

she's not a girl to be messed about in the future

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

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"The elevator joke was a gud'un

she's not a girl to be messed about in the future

At her tender years she's outdone a few older ones I have seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 going on 30.

What's an 11 year doing dating boys anyway.she should be enjoying her childhood whilst she still can,it doesn't last long,she has the rest of her life to be grown up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The elevator joke was a gud'un

she's not a girl to be messed about in the future

At her tender years she's outdone a few older ones I have seen

Hardcase already at 11? Glad im not young anymore.

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

Something I learned today, I have better English than 11 year olds.

Also, the bunny boiler gene kicks in early, so does the asshat gene.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"11 going on 30.

What's an 11 year doing dating boys anyway.she should be enjoying her childhood whilst she still can,it doesn't last long,she has the rest of her life to be grown up."

agree but very funny I must remember to use the ding ding joke

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Something I learned today, I have better English than 11 year olds.

Also, the bunny boiler gene kicks in early, so does the asshat gene."

Agreed. I would have replied, "yeah you're not at my level of spelling"

(Drops mic)

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

"Something I learned today, I have better English than 11 year olds.

Also, the bunny boiler gene kicks in early, so does the asshat gene.

Agreed. I would have replied, "yeah you're not at my level of spelling"

(Drops mic)"

I would have replied, "yeah elevator going up biatcccccccccccch"

then pimp walked into the elevator and pressed the up button (if there really was an elevator, i think it was a metaphor).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but he's got the other girl for company

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