FabSwingers.com forum: worst chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so guys, what is the worst chat up line you ever got?

just for a good laugh,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Lmao that still works

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Your top would look lovely on my bedroom floor.

Get your coat your have pulled.

Are you feet sore cause you have been running through my.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

So funny still

pmsl

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Lmao that still works

"
please educate me I don't get that one.

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Lmao that still works

please educate me I don't get that one. "

I'll show you some night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i swear ive never used this line

If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEAPPLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Lmao that still works

please educate me I don't get that one.

I'll show you some night

It always works unless they say no does it

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Lmao that still works

please educate me I don't get that one.

I'll show you some night

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ha ha ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Lmao that still works

please educate me I don't get that one. "
prepare for the best night you'll never remember

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Lmao that still works

please educate me I don't get that one.

I'll show you some night

ha ha ok"

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have ur number i lost mine"

"Did it hurt"" ......."when u fell from heaven"

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

How much does a polar bear weight

"Enough to break the ice" Lmao i never used it i promise lmao

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By *upoftea2Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Hi, have I come across your face before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can i have ur number i lost mine"

"Did it hurt"" ......."when u fell from heaven"

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

hows your belly for a lodger?

wanna go halves on a bastard ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hows your belly for a lodger?

wanna go halves on a bastard ?"

what as the success rate of that laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your father doing time? Because he stole the two diamonds and put them in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Look her in the eye, then look down to your crotch, then look her in the eye again and say "well it's not gonna suck itself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Look her in the eye, then look down to your crotch, then look her in the eye again and say "well it's not gonna suck itself""

Brilliant

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

"My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Look her in the eye, then look down to your crotch, then look her in the eye again and say "well it's not gonna suck itself""

A mate of mine tried the last one lmao it was funny for me but the woman wasnt so happy about it needless to say the only connection made was her hand to his face lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Look her in the eye, then look down to your crotch, then look her in the eye again and say "well it's not gonna suck itself"

A mate of mine tried the last one lmao it was funny for me but the woman wasnt so happy about it needless to say the only connection made was her hand to his face lmao "

Yeah it's a few years since I've used that one. But hit and miss. Gotten a few slaps but also gotten a few rides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could eat you out like a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could eat you out like a kebab

yes id love too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could eat you out like a kebab

yes id love too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could eat you out like a kebab

yes id love too

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Where's the fire coz ur smokin'

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanna go halves on a bastard ?"
an old favourite of mine...

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Is your father doing time? Because he stole the two diamonds and put them in your eyes"

Lol you weren't the young man that used that line on me at the weekend were you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your father doing time? Because he stole the two diamonds and put them in your eyes

Lol you weren't the young man that used that line on me at the weekend were you

Unfortunately not

well unless you were that girl in the pub in west Clare that was a double for Rachel Stevens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

Someone actually said that to me recently. Cringy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

Someone actually said that to me recently. Cringy! "

omg

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland

"I could eat you out like a kebab

I got messaged this. He was promptly blocked

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland

Just received worst, chat up line in a message....

simply, "Hi" if they cant make more effort than that why should I bother...even the cheesy ones have been given a bit of thought

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By *ammydubCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Your face is very familiar! have I ever sat on it! That's one I use! Makes for a bit of crack tbh! Icey breaker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got a mirror in you panties? Because I can see myself in them later.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Do you sleep on your belly?

No?

Do you mind if I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost. My number can i borrow. Yours. Ill give it. Back. I promise.

My magic watch says ur not wearing and panties. Her. Sorri but. I am. Oh shit sorri it an hour fast.

If i asked you for sex would your ans be the. Same as the ans to this question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you you were beautiful would you hold it against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's on your bedroom ceiling

just paint ...why

take a long hard look because you won't see it for some time.

why is that?

because your face will be in the pillow muffling your screams of extasy.

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

My face is leaving in ten minutes, be on it.

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway

You owe me a drink, cause I dropped mine when I saw you...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

would there be much resistance of I offered to take you omh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If i asked you for sex would your ans be the. Same as the ans to this question"

That's class. Getting it either way

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By *igglesAndGeekCouple
over a year ago

Galway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a bag of skittles? Cause I wanna taste your rainbow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

have we pretty much covered them all?

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By *irst officerMan
over a year ago

Naas

You know what would look good on you?

Me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you come here often?

my response is "no it makes the floor slippy" muhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Get in the van, I have a knife'

Or my personal favourite,

Lean in gently and whisper in her ear,

'You know how I know I'm taking you home tonight?......because I'm stronger than you are'

Legal notice:

I swear I've never used either lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have health insurance? Coz I'm gonna send you home in a wheelchair

Got mailed that recently....

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Do you have health insurance? Coz I'm gonna send you home in a wheelchair

Got mailed that recently...."

fuckng hell lol

thats almost as bad as

do you have pet insurance ?

because im going to destroy your pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months

Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon

Do you like dragons? Because I'll be Dragon my balls across your face

Do you like tapes and CDs because I'm going to tape my dick to your face so you can CDs nuts

Your legs are like Oreos I wanna split them and eat the good stuff in between

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Nice shoes wanna funk??

or my personal favourite- Give us a go of your labia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice shoes wanna funk??

or my personal favourite- Give us a go of your labia

I've heard the first one before and tried to blank it from my memory ,for fear of saying it to someone on a d*unken night out.

The second one I reckon has burned itself into the memory,I know that's just gonna come out of my mouth at some stage,I knew I shound'nt have read it but curiosity got the better of me.pmsl

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

him: *holds an arm out for the woman to touch* 'what material's this?

her: dunno

him: boyfriend material

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"Nice shoes wanna funk??

or my personal favourite- Give us a go of your labia

I've heard the first one before and tried to blank it from my memory ,for fear of saying it to someone on a d*unken night out.

The second one I reckon has burned itself into the memory,I know that's just gonna come out of my mouth at some stage,I knew I shound'nt have read it but curiosity got the better of me.pmsl

ooh Randy.....what a biteable bum you've got there

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

How long have you had Ebola

Cos your eyes are bleeding georgous

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