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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In honour of fathers day I decided to post a thread for cringey jokes only a dad could get away with eg.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In honour of fathers day I decided to post a thread for cringey jokes only a dad could get away with eg.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement!

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

Very good king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I like corny jokes

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

kik jokes..thats where they came from...awful actually haha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"kik jokes..thats where they came from...awful actually haha!!"

Ya i saw it on kik but I said I'm sure people will have loads of them

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

a dog with three legs walked into a wild west saloon,and said to the barman, iam looking for the man that shot my paw..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a dog with three legs walked into a wild west saloon,and said to the barman, iam looking for the man that shot my paw.."

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

I asked my dad for his best dad joke..he said, YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whisky a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well," he replied, "I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

"I'm a lesbian," she said. "I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. When I shower I think about women. While I watch TV or even eat I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was," he replied, "but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle??

Because the paracetamol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?

Voice: This is my father.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

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The marksmen shoots but can't hit and the owl.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands

What gives milk and has one horn.

anyone know??

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"What gives milk and has one horn.

anyone know??"

answer is a milk lorry.ha ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What gives milk and has one horn.

anyone know??

answer is a milk lorry.ha ha ha."

Give us a chance my google was slow haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why wasn't Jesus born in Scotland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin

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