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By *onathan2244 OP   Man
over a year ago

carlow

What's best opening lines ever got in a message?

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

Are ye into sloppy seconds , needless on a couple of different times

Mrs crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hey hun, I'm tired of being male, if I stick my cock in your ass you could tighten those cheeks and rip it right off....'

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Shit.

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.....you not....

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Don't know about the best but the worst was probably a poorly written demand to move to the US and live with a guy. No hello or anything. Just a seriously weird request. I pity you women. I get the occasional odd message but you have to face new ones every day.

This was on a different site of course.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

I think it's wonderful how many caring, sensitive guys there are on Fab whose first question to me asks about my wellbeing! (Just in case anyone takes this as a suggestion of what to ask, DON'T DO IT.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are ye into sloppy seconds , needless on a couple of different times

Mrs crazy "
had him send us the same message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna fuck Sarah so ye meet me in the carpark in maynooth & I'll buy her vodka from lidl

Haha nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember the exact wording of it, but some guy offered me his sister.. like whaaaat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you live near the airport in Dublin?"

Why?

"I was wondering if I could park my car outside yours for a fortnight?"

I said yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would u do if i put my cock in your letter box

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By *galway1988Man
over a year ago

galway

Guy asked for a Bj but wanted me to buy myself lingerie , told him I don't do that , his responce was why do guys let me blow them them then , user no longer on site few mins later

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By *onathan2244 OP   Man
over a year ago

carlow


"What would u do if i put my cock in your letter box "
now that's a good one!! How you answer that

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun


"What would u do if i put my cock in your letter box "

What do you mean? Does that not work? Here I was, sending it to every one on this site, thinking I'd get lucky. You can't blame me for having a letterbox fetish. If a woman dressed up as one, I'd be the happiest man in the world.

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

By best I assume you mean the most ridiculous? The best we've gotten so far was from a guy who offered Mr. Rough 500quid to do me in the ass, I don't know whether I was more offended by the whole message or the fact the he offered Mr. the money and not me

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