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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.

What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.

What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?"

what and you didnt join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tbh, I was gobsmacked ....didn't know what to do or say or even where to look.

Wish I had a second chance !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

exhanging fluids? like did they have bottles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing or oral?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissing or oral? "

Who cares an exchange of bodily fluids is always acceptable!!

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Damn, now I'm wishing I had been best friends with the groom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They were busy trying to solve a difficult simultaneous equation to which the answer was 69!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They were busy trying to solve a difficult simultaneous equation to which the answer was 69! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissing or oral?

Who cares an exchange of bodily fluids is always acceptable!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They were busy trying to solve a difficult simultaneous equation to which the answer was 69! "

You should have found a way to add yourself into the equation with a threesome as the final answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They were busy trying to solve a difficult simultaneous equation to which the answer was 69!

You should have found a way to add yourself into the equation with a threesome as the final answer"

'Scotty, could you beam me back in time to ................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should have invited the photographer too, that'd be a wedding memory to keep..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm...I've a wedding next weekend I'm getting ideas

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

In my early years of swing my ex organised a party for me. I returned from a local chemist to get some forgotten razors for him and there was 6 of my sexiest friends dressed to kill in the hotel room waiting with strawberries and champagne.One of my best funniest memories ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They were busy trying to solve a difficult simultaneous equation to which the answer was 69!

You should have found a way to add yourself into the equation with a threesome as the final answer

'Scotty, could you beam me back in time to ................"

you should get the Mammys contact details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.

What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?"

Hats off to that hot lady!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm....wish id seen it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well she couldn't be accused of grooming...

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.

What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?"

maybe they were looking for the ring

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.

What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?

maybe they were looking for the ring "

Could have been looking for a johnny cash moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.

What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?

maybe they were looking for the ring

Could have been looking for a johnny cash moment "

She had her mouth full....but maybe she was humming 'A Boy named Sue'

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.

What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?

maybe they were looking for the ring

Could have been looking for a johnny cash moment

She had her mouth full....but maybe she was humming 'A Boy named Sue' "

Or a burning ring of fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No fear of 'burning' Too much liquid for fire !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.

We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"No fear of 'burning' Too much liquid for fire !"

She might have needed spit roasting! I love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.

We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa

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Was it a 2 + 2 ?

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.

We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa

"

Well thats what ye thank dfs for at least they were comfy

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.

We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa

"

it must have been a really small housing estate, if they had to put the sofa outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.

We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa

Was it a 2 + 2 ?"

Yes and they let us use the recliner to watch in comfort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.

We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa

Well thats what ye thank dfs for at least they were comfy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.

We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa

it must have been a really small housing estate, if they had to put the sofa outside."

It was a cumdesack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was 18 and still living with my parents I organised an anne summers party for me and my friends but the rep failed to show. We decided to play some silly games anyway, 'pass the vibrator' being one we remembered from a previous party, like pass-the-parcel but you couldn't use hands... Unfortunately I had no vibrator (being young and kind of innocent!!) So we decided to use a carrot... until my mother announced she had a vibrator we could use and disappeared to her bedroom to retrieve it!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Not quite as funny as the OPs post, but myself and a friend were out for a walk one evening.

We cut through a small.housing estate and came across a couple having sex on a discarded sofa

it must have been a really small housing estate, if they had to put the sofa outside.

It was a cumdesack "
ha ha!!! Omfg!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i was 18 and still living with my parents I organised an anne summers party for me and my friends but the rep failed to show. We decided to play some silly games anyway, 'pass the vibrator' being one we remembered from a previous party, like pass-the-parcel but you couldn't use hands... Unfortunately I had no vibrator (being young and kind of innocent!!) So we decided to use a carrot... until my mother announced she had a vibrator we could use and disappeared to her bedroom to retrieve it!! "

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By *heoldhippyMan
over a year ago

Midleton


"Was at a wedding in England and discovered the Brides mother and Best Man 'exchanging fluids' in one of the bedrooms. 58 year old and 27 year old.

How bad? Best of both worlds if you ask me.

What was your most unexpected horny discovery ?"

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I once walked in on a bride & her bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice... tell us more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years back I was having an affair with a girl in her mid-20s and we ended up going round to her mum's to get something one afternoon. I went to the bog and when I came back, mum was standing in the kitchen in her knickers and nothing else. Turned out she hadn't had sex for about 2 years and I was a little 'surprise!' She was mid-40s and fit so I didn't object, but the daughter wouldn't join in unfortunately and went for a walk while I serviced her mum! Bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A few years back I was having an affair with a girl in her mid-20s and we ended up going round to her mum's to get something one afternoon. I went to the bog and when I came back, mum was standing in the kitchen in her knickers and nothing else. Turned out she hadn't had sex for about 2 years and I was a little 'surprise!' She was mid-40s and fit

so I didn't object, but the daughter wouldn't join in unfortunately and went for a walk while I serviced her mum! Bizarre."

Basically a 'charity ride' Good man !

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I've had some of the above dreams as well

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