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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I'm working in a shop for the summer where we sell cones! This older man came in looking a bit serious. I said "your looking very serious"!!! Next thing he asks me for a "69"!!!! I mean I mean a 99. Wel I couldn't stop giggling to myself!!!

Has anything similar happened anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he really ask for a '69' accidently, that is actually gas!!! I mean we joke about it on here but to hear that for real!!! lol!

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare

So - which one did he get ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a bunch of kids visit the farm...

The rooster was perched on the back of the bull..

Little girl points and shouts " look at the cock on the bull"....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"So I'm working in a shop for the summer where we sell cones! This older man came in looking a bit serious. I said "your looking very serious"!!! Next thing he asks me for a "69"!!!! I mean I mean a 99. Wel I couldn't stop giggling to myself!!!

Has anything similar happened anyone?? "

Bet he's now thinking well she didn't slap my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a bunch of kids visit the farm...

The rooster was perched on the back of the bull..

Little girl points and shouts " look at the cock on the bull".... "

That's a cock & bull story!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a bunch of kids visit the farm...

The rooster was perched on the back of the bull..

Little girl points and shouts " look at the cock on the bull"....

That's a cock & bull story!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm working in a shop for the summer where we sell cones! This older man came in looking a bit serious. I said "your looking very serious"!!! Next thing he asks me for a "69"!!!! I mean I mean a 99. Wel I couldn't stop giggling to myself!!!

Has anything similar happened anyone?? "
you should of given him one

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Well I do talk/write about the shits when I mean the shifts.... Then again they may be shits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did he really ask for a '69' accidently, that is actually gas!!! I mean we joke about it on here but to hear that for real!!! lol! "

he actually asked for a 69... It made my day!!! Im still laughing!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Did he really ask for a '69' accidently, that is actually gas!!! I mean we joke about it on here but to hear that for real!!! lol!

he actually asked for a 69... It made my day!!! Im still laughing!"
I rid the same to a ice cream man in a van

up to the van and said can I have a 69 please with a flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he really ask for a '69' accidently, that is actually gas!!! I mean we joke about it on here but to hear that for real!!! lol!

he actually asked for a 69... It made my day!!! Im still laughing!I rid the same to a ice cream man in a van

up to the van and said can I have a 69 please with a flake "

Where were ye gna put the flake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Ex of mine walked into a paint shop and asked for Durex

Needless to say she left red faced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We sent an apprentice mechanic out looking for clitoris clips , poor lad didn't know what to do or say with the reactions he got !

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By *orny Midlands manMan
over a year ago

Dublin

How much do you charge for your 69 Foxie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much do you charge for your 69 Foxie "

for u or for just any oul Joe soap???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm working in a shop for the summer where we sell cones! This older man came in looking a bit serious. I said "your looking very serious"!!! Next thing he asks me for a "69"!!!! I mean I mean a 99. Wel I couldn't stop giggling to myself!!!

Has anything similar happened anyone?? "
pmsl here I must try that meself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in a coop.. old man kept asking how hard and long could i screw.. over and over went scarlet. His wife kindly pointed out that he meant he wanted a long hardwood screw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once at a deli and a lovely lady asked what would you like?? I said punani obviously ment panini she had a Lil giggle but never corrected me I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in a coop.. old man kept asking how hard and long could i screw.. over and over went scarlet. His wife kindly pointed out that he meant he wanted a long hardwood screw "

Bet ya never thought to ask if he wanted spanks or spax (screw manufacturers brand name).They cum in a tightly packed tidy box.

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