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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else receive messages from someone in meath trying to save my soul from eternal damnation because of my life choices by being on the swing scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No??? Lol that's given me a laugh though, first time of heard of someone doing that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big Tom 3000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God bless you all lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The body of christ protect u!!! Exact quote!!!! And he wanted a meet to save my soul

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

If he said "get thee behind me, Satan" he might be bi,although why he'd call you Satan I'm not sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's reading this then PLEASE send me a message. I love 'discussing' this stuff with religious types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But hell will be so much fun if we are all there

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

must be a parish priest and missing his altar boys

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

If he takes out a guitar and starts singing four roads to Glenamaddy, run away, run away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u ask him why hes on a swing site ....perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

askedhe said to save our souls

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

oh no not...Fr Peter File

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That has to be "priest" under another name... he is a fecking pest !!!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"askedhe said to save our souls "

I bet it was a typo. He meant holes! :-

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By *ippcoupe2Couple
over a year ago

cahir/cashel

redemption at last "Hallelujah" praise be to the devil

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

Be careful. Relgious freedom is protected in the irish constitution. some of you are awful close to saying illegal stuff in Ireland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've invited him for coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've invited him for coffee..."

Bible bash him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite him into the second circle of Hell more like!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Given that the only two words on his profile are from Dave McSavage's piss take of Hector O'hEochagáin, one would imagine he's taking the piss himself?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence "

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

Hellman's or Heinz's

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

Hellman's or Heinz's "

Blenders, I believe.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM..."

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

Hellman's or Heinz's

Blenders, I believe. "

Awe a mixture

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me. "

Is it talking to u saying go on I know u want to lick me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me. "

And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

Hellman's or Heinz's

Blenders, I believe.

Awe a mixture

Who knows, multiple men may have been milked during production?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.

And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for""

I bet he scooped it up

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.

And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for""

It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.

And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"

It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.

When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue.

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Puerto Rico Gran Canaria

Ah my soul has gone to hell already so dont need to be saved. None of my friends need saving now anyway lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.

And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"

It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.

Eeeewwww let u handle this one candy

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.

And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"

It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.

When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue."

Where's the priest/religious nut when you need him? See, nicely back on topic. Well played me!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.

And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"

It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.

When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue.

Where's the priest/religious nut when you need him? See, nicely back on topic. Well played me!

What's a priest going to do for u with a lap full of mayonnaise

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.

And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"

It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.

When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue.

Where's the priest/religious nut when you need him? See, nicely back on topic. Well played me!

What's a priest going to do for u with a lap full of mayonnaise"

Don't answer that

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"He should attend a social he could set u a soap box and rant Way in the corner

And yes I said rant not wank

I wonder would he say "rant over" when he'd be finished?

He have to or we never know he's finished now if he was wanking we' d have physical evidence

Ah feck, some mayonnaise dripped out of my sandwich and I can't look at it now

Are u deflated

Not yet. It was definitely mayonnaise

As long as it's yours MM...

It's sitting on my lap, looking up at me.

And it's thinking "wtf is he giving me dirty looks for"

It looks suspiciously like baby gravy.

When in doubt, only use the tip of your tongue.

Where's the priest/religious nut when you need him? See, nicely back on topic. Well played me!

What's a priest going to do for u with a lap full of mayonnaise"

They used to go mad for that stuff years ago. He could also bless me in case I get pregnant.

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