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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My last whatsapp was:

Well, after all my recent bad experiences with my back end rim, I managed to got a really lovely rim job in Cork yesterday. Today it got a two and a half hour hard ride, i must say it held up well! mind you it's a tad dirty, covered in sticky stuff and a lot of crap.

Text was:

Yoohoo how's my favourite *edited out* in the whole world? Can you take a call?? It's been aaaages since we talked!! Snogs xx

Kik and vibes were both 'lol'.

Go on, share - I dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WhatsApp:

I jumped the gun a bit by answering so quick.

Kik:

No problem.

I don't send texts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatsapp: looks different to the forget me nots

Kik: can I turn you on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text: If you don't stop I'm calling the police!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"We appreciate your friendship, business, and the opportunity to serve you. We thrust you are pleased with your recent rim job, injector inspection and oil drain, it would be a pleasure to continue serving you with exceptional service in years to come, Cork Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text: are you going for beer?

Kik:Yes sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatsapp; does my favourite Fabber want to join me at a World Cup game? No pressure sexpot!

Text(from my mam) : you're still a strap, you never lost it.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My last whatsapp was:

Well, after all my recent bad experiences with my back end rim, I managed to got a really lovely rim job in Cork yesterday. Today it got a two and a half hour hard ride, i must say it held up well! mind you it's a tad dirty, covered in sticky stuff and a lot of crap.

Text was:

Yoohoo how's my favourite *edited out* in the whole world? Can you take a call?? It's been aaaages since we talked!! Snogs xx

Kik and vibes were both 'lol'.

Go on, share - I dare ya "

Haha I was text something similar to your whatsapp yesterday, even got a photo of his rim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My last whatsapp was:

Well, after all my recent bad experiences with my back end rim, I managed to got a really lovely rim job in Cork yesterday. Today it got a two and a half hour hard ride, i must say it held up well! mind you it's a tad dirty, covered in sticky stuff and a lot of crap.

Text was:

Yoohoo how's my favourite *edited out* in the whole world? Can you take a call?? It's been aaaages since we talked!! Snogs xx

Kik and vibes were both 'lol'.

Go on, share - I dare ya

Haha I was text something similar to your whatsapp yesterday, even got a photo of his rim "

I know, he's not shy about showing it off is he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text: call me now ye bitch, I've got news

Viber: hey gorgeous

WhatsApp: nicely built and ready to go whenever you want

Kik: your nipples need more needles in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kik.. Yo dirty knickers are you well?

Text: count me in and I will bring a bottle of leg opener

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Text:i can give you a good hard skullfucking when i get home

viber: it's fine as long as you have the emotional maturity to handle it.

kik: I can drop jam off at yours later if you're around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viber from a girl: you words are so nice.

Kik: when we can see us(from a couple)

Whats app from a friend : hey whats up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's app: what time will you be around sat ? Should be fun

Kik: any chance of another vid ?

Viber: hey sexy

Text: can't wait to get home

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands

Last text 20 mins ago.

Where the fuck are ye.supose to cut my silage two days ago.rain on its way.usual cut mine in the scutters

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"My last whatsapp was:

Well, after all my recent bad experiences with my back end rim, I managed to got a really lovely rim job in Cork yesterday. Today it got a two and a half hour hard ride, i must say it held up well! mind you it's a tad dirty, covered in sticky stuff and a lot of crap.

Text was:

Yoohoo how's my favourite *edited out* in the whole world? Can you take a call?? It's been aaaages since we talked!! Snogs xx

Kik and vibes were both 'lol'.

Go on, share - I dare ya

Haha I was text something similar to your whatsapp yesterday, even got a photo of his rim

I know, he's not shy about showing it off is he "

Morto! Ha ha, its true I'm never shy about showing off my rim! after all, it's exquisite!

Mind you, its even better now, it glistens as your run your finger around the circumference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viber "dreaming of what could have been "

Kik "same here"

Text "Course. Each to their own"

Fabs "no ta"

Crikey, all sex related too. I need to get a real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Morto! Ha ha, its true I'm never shy about showing off my rim! after all, it's exquisite!

Mind you, its even better now, it glistens as your run your finger around the circumference! "

ya filthy yoke ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text

I'll ring ya on the luas and ****'s comin wit us too !!

Whatsapp

Pls buy orlando's food, I forgot to do it last time I was out thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text: where the f@ck did you hide my football boots

Whatsapp: bring beer...... and women

Kik: can't wait to deepthroat toy again..

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My last whatsapp was:

Well, after all my recent bad experiences with my back end rim, I managed to got a really lovely rim job in Cork yesterday. Today it got a two and a half hour hard ride, i must say it held up well! mind you it's a tad dirty, covered in sticky stuff and a lot of crap.

Text was:

Yoohoo how's my favourite *edited out* in the whole world? Can you take a call?? It's been aaaages since we talked!! Snogs xx

Kik and vibes were both 'lol'.

Go on, share - I dare ya

Haha I was text something similar to your whatsapp yesterday, even got a photo of his rim

I know, he's not shy about showing it off is he

Morto! Ha ha, its true I'm never shy about showing off my rim! after all, it's exquisite!

Mind you, its even better now, it glistens as your run your finger around the circumference! "

I will inspect it next time I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last text have my own wrap bail them tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last text O2 -ur out of credit ,story of my life !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text : bring ****e down the road

W.app: can't wait babes xx

Kik : when can we meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kik; can you get free to meet tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text I'll hid in the cupboard

kik chat later

viber what time you picking me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kik... Love to meet ye

Viber:Whoop I am there

WhatsApp: When ye in Dublin..

Text :Did you buy sunscreen yet

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

text. what time u coming over at.

WhatsApp. .pic message

kik. hi hun. I think culprits are from Limerick. looks like the net is closing on them.

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"Last text have my own wrap bail them tight"
depends on the baler.bad one your in trouble.mchale or noting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last text have my own wrap bail them tightdepends on the baler.bad one your in trouble.mchale or noting"

With pink wrap I hope

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"Last text have my own wrap bail them tightdepends on the baler.bad one your in trouble.mchale or noting

With pink wrap I hope"

of course.good cause.not mad on colour.crows love it

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Txt about finishing time of school on fri

viber...ok

riveting stuff! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text: ok xx

Viber: Dirty bitch!

Kik: I'm coming to get you

I should be scared but i'm not

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By *eenherebeforeMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Txt green and purple tomorrow

What's app I'd rather you were doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text... I'm going to shoot your fucking dog

Viber... You horny dirty fecker..

Don't have kik or other stuff

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Text: ok ya madthing make sure u book it for me now don't forget

Whatsapp: i will now Gimmie sec

Viber: Mam can I go the shop pleeeeaassseeeee

Kik: ur not right haha

Fab: hi guys how's thing lookin for a meet tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brand new krone

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Text " im gonna win the karts at the weekend lad"

Viber " what type of pic ya looking for ?"

Kik " I can't get anymore honest "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text...

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Viber... Goodnight

Whattsapp... I got them in in my phone

Kik... Britain's got talent is on iv got the jellies out

No dirty messages for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Text: 10 ewes in the wee field no lambs, put them to the hill (Dad)

Whatsapp: I'm borrowing your white dress and heels (Sister)

Viber: we were so good together

Kik: I really like you more than you know and more thanI should.

Fab: I wanna smash your back door in "

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By *ardy cowboyMan
over a year ago

every wheat field around Midlands


"Brand new krone "
what did you say a what

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"I know, he's not shy about showing it off is he

Morto! Ha ha, its true I'm never shy about showing off my rim! after all, it's exquisite!

Mind you, its even better now, it glistens as your run your finger around the circumference!

I will inspect it next time I see you "

You make me smile, you're so tongue-in-cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kik go on get the hairdryer out for the bed lol

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Feeling horny now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Text:i can give you a good hard skullfucking when i get home

viber: it's fine as long as you have the emotional maturity to handle it.

kik: I can drop jam off at yours later if you're around. "

Can't wait for the jam party at ours this weekend!!!!!!

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway


"Text:i can give you a good hard skullfucking when i get home

viber: it's fine as long as you have the emotional maturity to handle it.

kik: I can drop jam off at yours later if you're around.

Can't wait for the jam party at ours this weekend!!!!!!"

There will be soooo much jam!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last viber msg was Oh I intend to my dear, u2 xxx

last txt msg was Oh ffs just our luck lol

not too bad really lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Last text . What time you home.

Viper... I am happy how about you.

Kik. You know you want too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last txt- €5 credit has now been applied to your account.

Viber- listen to this it's fucking hilarious haha.

Kik- ok nite nite must head to bed now x

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By *eddybear_14Man
over a year ago

Somewhere...

Last text

Your booking for ******** Hotel has been confirmed..

Viber: Ha!

Whatsapp:Ha!

Kik: Cool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text: What's for dinner?

Whats App: what time you leaving at on Sat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text just bought some new sexy underwear

Kik new toy arrived ....

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