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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As you may be aware occasionally peeps on here like to impart wicked untruths about fellow fabbers.

Lets twist that a little bit today and play a game

so you need to tell a gratuitous lie about the poster above you. Only one rule applies, make it as funny as possible

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It's not widely known that Yosser used to work in a sperm bank in England but got fired for drinking on the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not widely known that Yosser used to work in a sperm bank in England but got fired for drinking on the job "

This guy is really from Roscommon....

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"It's not widely known that Yosser used to work in a sperm bank in England but got fired for drinking on the job

This guy is really from Roscommon.... "
this lady works in supermacs in clonmel....its a fact that she stores cucumbers for the burgers in her knickers...but the astonishing thing is they go in whole but come outsliced

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bill is actually the lovechild of Dame Edna Everage and Bill Oddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't I get banned ... Been banned for telling the truth ... This is fraught with danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Yosser is a lovely lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darrens cock is so big the only way to get a picture is from Google earth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nauty was the body double for Bradley Cooper in American Hustle

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Youssers cock is so big when he's told to go fuck himself he actually does

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

[Removed by poster at 13/05/15 15:45:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CJ47 loves to suck cock and loves to receive it up the Ass!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

It's also not widely known that CJ was a trained ballet dancer who served his apprenticeship with the Bolshoi Ballet. He currently holds the world record for the longest dance while wearing steel toed boots and another for the most obscenities shouted in a Limerick accent while performing Swan Lake and carrying five flick knives in hidden compartments in his tutu.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

As for Rosebud. She's known as the mother Teresa of Waterford. She wanders the streets at night looking for lost souls to rescue, then shags them senseless before eating them alive the next morning!

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford


"CJ47 loves to suck cock and loves to receive it up the Ass!! "

And of the subject of that ass I believe that one time you were using an inflatable dildo but then decided to remove the inflation bulb and blow up party balloons instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ace beats off every day to keep himself in hairgell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yossers chest hair isn't real. Well it's real but it wasn't originally grown on his chest

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Yossers chest hair isn't real. Well it's real but it wasn't originally grown on his chest "

Lovecunny was a typo that he got stuck with. He meant to type love bunny as he has a big thing for little fluffy bunnies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yossers chest hair isn't real. Well it's real but it wasn't originally grown on his chest

Lovecunny was a typo that he got stuck with. He meant to type love bunny as he has a big thing for little fluffy bunnies! "

Mick McCarthey is in actuall fact the ex Ireland manager ..... He just dies his hair on fab so no one notices .....just forgot to change his name !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Mick McCarthey is in actuall fact the ex Ireland manager ..... He just dies his hair on fab so no one notices .....just forgot to change his name !!"

Joe Brigg's doesn't have private health insurance and had no choice but to write into embarrassing bodies. He was chosen to take part in the skype health checks. While being on live TV he was asked to strip down and bend over to show the doctors what the problem is. His profile picture was taken while he was still considering whether to actually go through with this. The outcome is unknown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not widely known that Yosser used to work in a sperm bank in England but got fired for drinking on the job "

Drinking WHAT on the job?

The produce?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Monsters just milking it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monsters just milking it now "

I heard that cool handy luke got his name from wanking in the fridge section in tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit...I just read that it has to be a lie...

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Oh shit...I just read that it has to be a lie... "
this lady was caught robbing ostrich steaks in lidl..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bill is in fact the manaquin in erotica displaying butt plugs and nipple clamps

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