FabSwingers.com forum: Crap jokes.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I for one love a shit joke! They're even better than good jokes. Surely y'all know some truly truly terrible jokes?

With that said:

Why won't biggies smalls go on holiday?

He hates Tupac

Did u hear about the gay magician?

He disappeared with a poof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asks a trainer in the gym

I want to impress that minter over there, which machine can i use?

Trainer says The same machine that impresses every woman use the ATM manchine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call an Indian karaoke singer? Gupty Singh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. In the space of three comments we get homophobic, sexist and racist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did one knife say to the other knife?

You're looking sharp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think I was a parrot....but I'm alright now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm alright now...

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Best worst joke i ever heard was by an English man i worked with ha ha ha

In an "English accent "

Why did the Monkey fall outta the tree

" cause it were dead "

ha ha ha ha

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Best worst joke i ever heard was by an English man i worked with ha ha ha

In an "English accent "

Why did the Monkey fall outta the tree

" cause it were dead "

ha ha ha ha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Best worst joke i ever heard was by an English man i worked with ha ha ha

In an "English accent "

Why did the Monkey fall outta the tree

" cause it were dead "

ha ha ha ha "

It was much better the second time alright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Whats the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same

Well I laughed anyway!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Paddy is walking past Johnny's house and sees a big sign up saying "boat for sale". He walks up to the door and talks to Johnny. "Jaysus Johnny" says he "I've lived beside you for fifty years and I've never seen you with a boat. All I've ever seen you with was a car and a tractor, but no boat".

"That's right", says Johnny "a car and a tractor, and dey're boat for sale"!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Paddy is walking past Johnny's house and sees a big sign up saying "boat for sale". He walks up to the door and talks to Johnny. "Jaysus Johnny" says he "I've lived beside you for fifty years and I've never seen you with a boat. All I've ever seen you with was a car and a tractor, but no boat".

"That's right", says Johnny "a car and a tractor, and dey're boat for sale"!

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Why did the cow cross the road

Because he wanted to to go to the mooooovies

be kind lmao micheal is my spelling ok there bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

Fuck funny

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By *ustjimmykerryMan
over a year ago

Limerick

What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?

A fridge doesn't fart when ya take a pound of meat out if it

Oh he didn't just say that did he

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