FabSwingers.com forum: The worst gift a partner has ever bought you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An ex-partner once bought me one of those abdominal toner things where you stick on the pads and almost electrocute yourself. She also bought me a bottle of aftershave. If I was fat and smelly I would have seen the point in it

I suppose it is the thought that counts though.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you still got the electric toner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you still got the electric toner?"

It's in the hall cupboard somewhere...lol.. Might hook it up to my balls later to see if I can dance like Michael Jackson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An engagement ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An engagement ring"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you still got the electric toner?

It's in the hall cupboard somewhere...lol.. Might hook it up to my balls later to see if I can dance like Michael Jackson

Nah, hang on to it. Next party, see who can lift a pint from the floor and drink it after you've attached the pads on arm & shoulder muscles. As he gets half way to his mouth, hit the power.(you might want to not use a real glass).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An engagement ring"

Fuck that the Wedding Ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you still got the electric toner?

It's in the hall cupboard somewhere...lol.. Might hook it up to my balls later to see if I can dance like Michael Jackson

Ha ha

might actually have a use for it now candy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once bought a really expensive perfume for a Christmas present....... Wrapped hers and my mothers in same wrapping ..... As both were roughly same size I got them mixed up.

Got a nasty text on Christmas morning .... Calling me a cheap bastard !! Lol

Took a bit of explaining ...... At least it wasn't sexy lingerie!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strap on. Well it was supposed to be for me anyway but I was having none of it. She's married now so I guess her husband has the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once bought a really expensive perfume for a Christmas present....... Wrapped hers and my mothers in same wrapping ..... As both were roughly same size I got them mixed up.

Got a nasty text on Christmas morning .... Calling me a cheap bastard !! Lol

Took a bit of explaining ...... At least it wasn't sexy lingerie!!! Lol"

So it's ok to buy your mother a cheap gift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once bought a really expensive perfume for a Christmas present....... Wrapped hers and my mothers in same wrapping ..... As both were roughly same size I got them mixed up.

Got a nasty text on Christmas morning .... Calling me a cheap bastard !! Lol

Took a bit of explaining ...... At least it wasn't sexy lingerie!!! Lol

So it's ok to buy your mother a cheap gift?"

Wasn't cheap...... Just not something you'd give to a girlfriend !! Lol

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