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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas

Thngs that make you go hhhhmmmmm.... when you play fetch with your dog is he fetching the stickin because he enjoys it or is he fetching the stick because he thinks you enjoy thrown the stick hhhhmmmmm ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably thinking stop throwing the stick you stupid fucker or you'll go get it yourself

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas


"Probably thinking stop throwing the stick you stupid fucker or you'll go get it yourself "
ha ha ha

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Rhubarb stems are edible and loved by many.

Rhubarb leaves are poisonous.

How many people died before we figured this out? Hmmm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm singing that song...

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas


"Rhubarb stems are edible and loved by many.

Rhubarb leaves are poisonous.

How many people died before we figured this out? Hmmm.. "

hhhhhmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm singing that song... "

The death by rhubarb song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rhubarb stems are edible and loved by many.

Rhubarb leaves are poisonous.

How many people died before we figured this out? Hmmm.. "

Pity Adam didn't tell Eve to eat the rhubarb leaves LOL

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas

I often wonder what the first ever man to milk a cow was thinking he was doin hhhhmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often wonder what the first ever man to milk a cow was thinking he was doin hhhhmmmm"

oh nice I'm playing with titts

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Rhubarb stems are edible and loved by many.

Rhubarb leaves are poisonous.

How many people died before we figured this out? Hmmm..

Pity Adam didn't tell Eve to eat the rhubarb leaves LOL "

She was a woman. She wouldn't have listened anyway

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I walked into a shop and approached the counter. "may I have a kit kat chunky" I asked the girl behind the counter. She handed me a kit kat chunky. I said "No, I asked for an ordinary kit kat" Hmmph,Shop assistants these days! Hmmm

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Rhubarb stems are edible and loved by many.

Rhubarb leaves are poisonous.

How many people died before we figured this out? Hmmm..

Pity Adam didn't tell Eve to eat the rhubarb leaves LOL

She was a woman. She wouldn't have listened anyway "

There will be raw potatoes for dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I walked into a shop and approached the counter. "may I have a kit kat chunky" I asked the girl behind the counter. She handed me a kit kat chunky. I said "No, I asked for an ordinary kit kat" Hmmph,Shop assistants these days! Hmmm "

You like rubbing the girls on here up the wrong way ???

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I walked into a shop and approached the counter. "may I have a kit kat chunky" I asked the girl behind the counter. She handed me a kit kat chunky. I said "No, I asked for an ordinary kit kat" Hmmph,Shop assistants these days! Hmmm "

why oh why am I laughing at that!! You deserve a slap for it

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I walked into a shop and approached the counter. "may I have a kit kat chunky" I asked the girl behind the counter. She handed me a kit kat chunky. I said "No, I asked for an ordinary kit kat" Hmmph,Shop assistants these days! Hmmm

You like rubbing the girls on here up the wrong way ??? "

I respect them. Birds dig that shit!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I walked into a shop and approached the counter. "may I have a kit kat chunky" I asked the girl behind the counter. She handed me a kit kat chunky. I said "No, I asked for an ordinary kit kat" Hmmph,Shop assistants these days! Hmmm

why oh why am I laughing at that!! You deserve a slap for it "

Hmmmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hmmm when I'm looking at myself in a body stocking

Does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hmmm when I'm looking at myself in a body stocking

Does that count "

I'd go emmmmm gorgeous,, that should count X

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I hmmm when I'm looking at myself in a body stocking

Does that count "

If you swap the word hmmm with the word masturbate, then I do that as well

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Rhubarb stems are edible and loved by many.

Rhubarb leaves are poisonous.

How many people died before we figured this out? Hmmm..

Pity Adam didn't tell Eve to eat the rhubarb leaves LOL

She was a woman. She wouldn't have listened anyway

There will be raw potatoes for dinner! "

That doesn't suprise me one bit yet they burn water

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

strawberries aren't berries but bananas are hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hmmm when I'm looking at myself in a body stocking

Does that count

If you swap the word hmmm with the word masturbate, then I do that as well "

While wearing a body stocking,,, nightmares ahhhhh

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I walked into a shop and approached the counter. "may I have a kit kat chunky" I asked the girl behind the counter. She handed me a kit kat chunky. I said "No, I asked for an ordinary kit kat" Hmmph,Shop assistants these days! Hmmm

You like rubbing the girls on here up the wrong way ??? "

I think he just likes rubbing girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hmmm when I'm looking at myself in a body stocking

Does that count

If you swap the word hmmm with the word masturbate, then I do that as well "

I don't normally Masterbate and look at myself in a body stocking but for you I will make the effort

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Rhubarb stems are edible and loved by many.

Rhubarb leaves are poisonous.

How many people died before we figured this out? Hmmm..

Pity Adam didn't tell Eve to eat the rhubarb leaves LOL

She was a woman. She wouldn't have listened anyway

There will be raw potatoes for dinner! "

Woohoo! I'm getting dinner!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I hmmm when I'm looking at myself in a body stocking

Does that count

If you swap the word hmmm with the word masturbate, then I do that as well

While wearing a body stocking,,, nightmares ahhhhh "

The greatest love of all, as Whitney used to tell us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas


"I hmmm when I'm looking at myself in a body stocking

Does that count

If you swap the word hmmm with the word masturbate, then I do that as well "

Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often wonder what the first ever man to milk a cow was thinking he was doin hhhhmmmm"

Foreplay.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? "

There's only one word in the dictionary that is misspelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a blue called a blue?

Hmmmm

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Why is a blue called a blue?

Hmmmm"

Did you know you can feel blue and feel blue at the same time? Hmmmm

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Why is a blow job so called when you can do serious damage by blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If bullets bounce off supermans chest why did he duck when a gun was thrown at him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a blow job so called when you can do serious damage by blowing "

Suck job doesn't sound the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a blow job so called when you can do serious damage by blowing

Suck job doesn't sound the same "

I prefer to call it a 'tear drop enducer'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a blow job so called when you can do serious damage by blowing

Suck job doesn't sound the same

I prefer to call it a 'tear drop enducer'"

Or a gag reflex test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken or egg?

Figs into the figroll?

Whats the story with Lae and brocolli?

Hmmmm

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas


"Why is a blow job so called when you can do serious damage by blowing

Suck job doesn't sound the same

I prefer to call it a 'tear drop enducer'

Or a gag reflex test "

maybe your testing her temperature with your flesh Thermometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a blow job so called when you can do serious damage by blowing

Suck job doesn't sound the same "

Oh I don't know love the sound of a good suck ., slurp slurp ,

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Why is a blow job so called when you can do serious damage by blowing

Suck job doesn't sound the same "

It sounds fine to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a blow job so called when you can do serious damage by blowing

Suck job doesn't sound the same "

No that's a politician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken or egg?

Figs into the figroll?

Whats the story with Lae and brocolli?

Hmmmm

"

Lae and brocolli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken or egg?

Figs into the figroll?

Whats the story with Lae and brocolli?

Hmmmm

"

Egg came first you see there once lived a Proto-chicken i.e the chickens ancestor but not a chicken then one day then through some genetic mutations as time went on (evolution) a Proto-chicken laid an egg which would give birth to a modern day chicken thus proving it was indeed the egg that came first

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas


"Chicken or egg?

Figs into the figroll?

Whats the story with Lae and brocolli?

Hmmmm

Egg came first you see there once lived a Proto-chicken i.e the chickens ancestor but not a chicken then one day then through some genetic mutations as time went on (evolution) a Proto-chicken laid an egg which would give birth to a modern day chicken thus proving it was indeed the egg that came first

"

ha ha ha ha i dont think anyone will accept that lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should answer yosser

Lae and broccoli

I don't like broccoli but I eat alot of it so it's now my friend. I eat broccoli with everything because it's associated with decreasing the risk of cancer. I also eat a lot of Brussels sprouts too but they aren't always available.

I also eat it because it's high in potassium which is beneficial for my training cos otherwise I'd cramp up n be all sore.

Hope that answers your question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken or egg?

Figs into the figroll?

Whats the story with Lae and brocolli?

Hmmmm

Lae and brocolli "

Well its out there Lae brocolli !!

pureed broccoli

gagging on brocolli

pretending Im brocolli and chopping me up to check for thingies in my curly bits

I think you need to think about the relationship you have with brocolli that's all I'm saying on the matter

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas

If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it does it make any noise hhhhhhmmmmmm

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it does it make any noise hhhhhhmmmmmm"

Jaysus Brutus you come out with some jewels!! course there'd be a noise as the weight of the said tree would create a noise only you wouldn't be there to hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken or egg?

Figs into the figroll?

Whats the story with Lae and brocolli?

Hmmmm

Lae and brocolli

Well its out there Lae brocolli !!

pureed broccoli

gagging on brocolli

pretending Im brocolli and chopping me up to check for thingies in my curly bits

I think you need to think about the relationship you have with brocolli that's all I'm saying on the matter

"

Not really no

I think you have to think about your obsession with asking why I eat things, today broccoli, the other day banana

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas


"If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it does it make any noise hhhhhhmmmmmm

Jaysus Brutus you come out with some jewels!! course there'd be a noise as the weight of the said tree would create a noise only you wouldn't be there to hear it "

lmao i had to ask ali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken or egg?

Figs into the figroll?

Whats the story with Lae and brocolli?

Hmmmm

Lae and brocolli

Well its out there Lae brocolli !!

pureed broccoli

gagging on brocolli

pretending Im brocolli and chopping me up to check for thingies in my curly bits

I think you need to think about the relationship you have with brocolli that's all I'm saying on the matter

Not really no

I think you have to think about your obsession with asking why I eat things, today broccoli, the other day banana "

That does make me go Hmmm

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas

What if Y,M,C,A wasnt always for young men hhhhhhmmmnn

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"What if Y,M,C,A wasnt always for young men hhhhhhmmmnn "

Then it wouldn't be YMCA

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By *rutus83 OP   Man
over a year ago

naas


"What if Y,M,C,A wasnt always for young men hhhhhhmmmnn

Then it wouldn't be YMCA "

that is true Micheal

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