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"I recently helped set up a profile for a lady friend, and gave her advice on filters, blocks etc. Sadly her internet connection has been spotty so she wasn't able to stay on top of the profile for the first week, but I helped her when i could. The first hour it was set up, 20 or 30 mails. The first weekend: about a hundred. The first week, over 200...she literally couldn't answer them all, and with some of what she showed me I don't blame her. I don't claim to write brilliant opening mails, but I'm an effing literary genius compared to some. I was fairly attuned to the plight of the single lady here on fab, but after that I'm now fully aware. (the lady wants to meet men so she hasn't them filtered) So lads, and sorry 99% of the mails were from guys if I can give you any advice it's this: 1. READ the effing profile. 2. DON'T state the obvious (profile location: dublin. opening mail: "hey you in dublin?") 3. Being overly familiar in an opening mail will not make women want to fuck you. 4. Learn to spell. This is not a rant thread, I'm just stating observations. It was very interesting to see the other side. To sum up: Have some cop on, it's not rocket surgery." U mean rocket science | |||
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"Tell her it will calm down after 2 month of message bombardment but she has to use filters!!!! I had a pa myself in the first 2 month of madness! " And no doubt you loved every minute of it | |||
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"Tell her it will calm down after 2 month of message bombardment but she has to use filters!!!! I had a pa myself in the first 2 month of madness! And no doubt you loved every minute of it" Feck who pissed on your cornflakes today! | |||
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"Tell her it will calm down after 2 month of message bombardment but she has to use filters!!!! I had a pa myself in the first 2 month of madness! And no doubt you loved every minute of it Feck who pissed on your cornflakes today! " The same person who does it every day? | |||
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"Just tell her to block single bloody men and find/contact them herself. Sick of the whinging. " | |||
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"Tell her it will calm down after 2 month of message bombardment but she has to use filters!!!! I had a pa myself in the first 2 month of madness! And no doubt you loved every minute of it" Exactly! That's why I'm attention seeking on the forum now after I lost my newbie status! | |||
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"Tell her it will calm down after 2 month of message bombardment but she has to use filters!!!! I had a pa myself in the first 2 month of madness! And no doubt you loved every minute of it Feck who pissed on your cornflakes today! " It was me!!!! I love pissing I cornflakes,and shitting on spoons | |||
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"Tell her it will calm down after 2 month of message bombardment but she has to use filters!!!! I had a pa myself in the first 2 month of madness! And no doubt you loved every minute of it Exactly! That's why I'm attention seeking on the forum now after I lost my newbie status! " Good approach and even better attitude,u go girl. | |||
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"Tell her it will calm down after 2 month of message bombardment but she has to use filters!!!! I had a pa myself in the first 2 month of madness! And no doubt you loved every minute of it Feck who pissed on your cornflakes today! It was me!!!! I love pissing I cornflakes,and shitting on spoons " Ah so his sunny disposition is all your fault? | |||
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"Tell her it will calm down after 2 month of message bombardment but she has to use filters!!!! I had a pa myself in the first 2 month of madness! And no doubt you loved every minute of it Exactly! That's why I'm attention seeking on the forum now after I lost my newbie status! " | |||
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"Tell her it will calm down after 2 month of message bombardment but she has to use filters!!!! I had a pa myself in the first 2 month of madness! And no doubt you loved every minute of it Feck who pissed on your cornflakes today! It was me!!!! I love pissing I cornflakes,and shitting on spoons Ah so his sunny disposition is all your fault?" Ah what the hell I have no problem accepting responsibility,so yup hands up(and legs too if u please) it was me,I played hide the banana | |||
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"I recently helped set up a profile for a lady friend, and gave her advice on filters, blocks etc. Sadly her internet connection has been spotty so she wasn't able to stay on top of the profile for the first week, but I helped her when i could. The first hour it was set up, 20 or 30 mails. The first weekend: about a hundred. The first week, over 200...she literally couldn't answer them all, and with some of what she showed me I don't blame her. I don't claim to write brilliant opening mails, but I'm an effing literary genius compared to some. I was fairly attuned to the plight of the single lady here on fab, but after that I'm now fully aware. (the lady wants to meet men so she hasn't them filtered) So lads, and sorry 99% of the mails were from guys if I can give you any advice it's this: 1. READ the effing profile. 2. DON'T state the obvious (profile location: dublin. opening mail: "hey you in dublin?") 3. Being overly familiar in an opening mail will not make women want to fuck you. 4. Learn to spell. This is not a rant thread, I'm just stating observations. It was very interesting to see the other side. To sum up: Have some cop on, it's not rocket surgery." ......dear Sir. ..as a eminent rocket surgeon I completely refute your claim. ...(.whatever it was).......if you have any queries. ..Please contact me at the irish institute of rocket surgery. ..conveniently located behind the esso station on the malahide road..... | |||
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"No point in her bitching about her first world problems she knows what to do" At what point did I say she was bitching? Your reply kinda proves my point, sir. | |||
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"Guys don't listen to our comments about too many messages so I don't know why you thought they'd suddenly listen cos you posted it. A sensible friend woulda just said stick on your filters for a month or so. Too many messages don't irritate me, when I don't want many I use filters. When I have too many to read I bulk delete. It's not rocket science really. " Too many messages gets a guy blocked ? | |||
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"Guys don't listen to our comments about too many messages so I don't know why you thought they'd suddenly listen cos you posted it. A sensible friend woulda just said stick on your filters for a month or so. Too many messages don't irritate me, when I don't want many I use filters. When I have too many to read I bulk delete. It's not rocket science really. Too many messages gets a guy blocked ? " Rude ones yes. | |||
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"Guys don't listen to our comments about too many messages so I don't know why you thought they'd suddenly listen cos you posted it. A sensible friend woulda just said stick on your filters for a month or so. Too many messages don't irritate me, when I don't want many I use filters. When I have too many to read I bulk delete. It's not rocket science really. Too many messages gets a guy blocked ? Rude ones yes. " Never rude ... Flattering and keen yes but rude NO WAY it wasn't me | |||
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"Lady friend my foot! Are you talking about your CD/TV account? " ....there's s crash cart on standby in the burns unit ....dr cornelius fudge.... | |||
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"No point in her bitching about her first world problems she knows what to do" do you seriously ever have anything nice/good or positive to say on anybodys threads at all? | |||
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"Lady friend my foot! Are you talking about your CD/TV account? " That was OUR SECRET!!! | |||
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"Joking aside...no bloody wonder I have so many unread mails out there...wonder how many decent genuine mails get lost and subsequently contacts dropped due to unreads....and no wonder by thus girls experience..how could she possibly keep up!!!" Tis true I'm afraid and after 5 months I still can't cope with filters up, I try answer as many as I can with a polite no thanks but there are those that go unread. I've bulk deleted before and then got messages from guys asking why I deleted their messages, so ye cant win really,its part of fab I suppose | |||
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"Guys don't listen to our comments about too many messages so I don't know why you thought they'd suddenly listen cos you posted it. A sensible friend woulda just said stick on your filters for a month or so. Too many messages don't irritate me, when I don't want many I use filters. When I have too many to read I bulk delete. It's not rocket science really. " cos most women dont speak caveman, but men do *ug* I gave her the option of filtering men out....she declined. | |||
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" I'm just glad I can hold my hands up and say I never did any of that stuff." Trouble is, you're sarcastic so much of the time, I can no longer tell when you're being sincere. But then again, you're only new. | |||
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"Joking aside...no bloody wonder I have so many unread mails out there...wonder how many decent genuine mails get lost and subsequently contacts dropped due to unreads....and no wonder by thus girls experience..how could she possibly keep up!!! Tis true I'm afraid and after 5 months I still can't cope with filters up, I try answer as many as I can with a polite no thanks but there are those that go unread. I've bulk deleted before and then got messages from guys asking why I deleted their messages, so ye cant win really,its part of fab I suppose " A dose of Gin and Bear it required... | |||
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"Guys don't listen to our comments about too many messages so I don't know why you thought they'd suddenly listen cos you posted it. A sensible friend woulda just said stick on your filters for a month or so. Too many messages don't irritate me, when I don't want many I use filters. When I have too many to read I bulk delete. It's not rocket science really. cos most women dont speak caveman, but men do *ug* I gave her the option of filtering men out....she declined. " So what's the point of the post? | |||
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"Guys don't listen to our comments about too many messages so I don't know why you thought they'd suddenly listen cos you posted it. A sensible friend woulda just said stick on your filters for a month or so. Too many messages don't irritate me, when I don't want many I use filters. When I have too many to read I bulk delete. It's not rocket science really. cos most women dont speak caveman, but men do *ug* I gave her the option of filtering men out....she declined. So what's the point of the post? " The very point you challenged me on. That if guys read a guys account of it, they may think twice. But as you said why listen to me? They don't even listen to women. There I go again, trying to be helpful....even while typing the OP I kinda knew it was pointless, but sure you live in hope... | |||
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" There I go again, trying to be helpful....even while typing the OP I kinda knew it was pointless, but sure you live in hope..." Its ok mingo,sometimes we cant do right for doin wrong. U had the best of intentions and that's all that matters. Hopefully a tinsy fibre of what u said might penetrate the fog of horniness that some people send their messages through. One step away from blocking messages from single males ourselves with the amount of 'hows u' messages we have. | |||
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"Would I be correct in thinking that the bulk of these messages will be from people who don't actively participate in forum debates? If that is the case it probably won't make any difference how much we debate it here. " Shhhhh mick,there is always hope. | |||
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" There I go again, trying to be helpful....even while typing the OP I kinda knew it was pointless, but sure you live in hope... Its ok mingo,sometimes we cant do right for doin wrong. U had the best of intentions and that's all that matters. Hopefully a tinsy fibre of what u said might penetrate the fog of horniness that some people send their messages through. One step away from blocking messages from single males ourselves with the amount of 'hows u' messages we have. " Why even hesitate so? Sure as someone above suggested, you can just contact any single males youre interested then yourself. | |||
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" There I go again, trying to be helpful....even while typing the OP I kinda knew it was pointless, but sure you live in hope... Its ok mingo,sometimes we cant do right for doin wrong. U had the best of intentions and that's all that matters. Hopefully a tinsy fibre of what u said might penetrate the fog of horniness that some people send their messages through. One step away from blocking messages from single males ourselves with the amount of 'hows u' messages we have. Why even hesitate so? Sure as someone above suggested, you can just contact any single males youre interested then yourself." That what I do How did you get through my filters banana | |||
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" There I go again, trying to be helpful....even while typing the OP I kinda knew it was pointless, but sure you live in hope... Its ok mingo,sometimes we cant do right for doin wrong. U had the best of intentions and that's all that matters. Hopefully a tinsy fibre of what u said might penetrate the fog of horniness that some people send their messages through. One step away from blocking messages from single males ourselves with the amount of 'hows u' messages we have. Why even hesitate so? Sure as someone above suggested, you can just contact any single males youre interested then yourself. That what I do How did you get through my filters banana " You hunted me down, like an insatiable amazon woman... | |||
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" There I go again, trying to be helpful....even while typing the OP I kinda knew it was pointless, but sure you live in hope... Its ok mingo,sometimes we cant do right for doin wrong. U had the best of intentions and that's all that matters. Hopefully a tinsy fibre of what u said might penetrate the fog of horniness that some people send their messages through. One step away from blocking messages from single males ourselves with the amount of 'hows u' messages we have. Why even hesitate so? Sure as someone above suggested, you can just contact any single males youre interested then yourself. That what I do How did you get through my filters banana You hunted me down, like an insatiable amazon woman... " I think your memory may be a little warped. You are a proper banana smoothie though. I like that you plagued me into submission | |||
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" There I go again, trying to be helpful....even while typing the OP I kinda knew it was pointless, but sure you live in hope... Its ok mingo,sometimes we cant do right for doin wrong. U had the best of intentions and that's all that matters. Hopefully a tinsy fibre of what u said might penetrate the fog of horniness that some people send their messages through. One step away from blocking messages from single males ourselves with the amount of 'hows u' messages we have. Why even hesitate so? Sure as someone above suggested, you can just contact any single males youre interested then yourself." Because I personally don't have the interest nor the time, to trawl through the thousands of male profiles, in the hope that perhaps I may come across that rare gem of a male that might pique my interest enough to warrant a message. The bee's come to the flowers my friend,not the other way around. Or to put it another way,I'm a lazy bitch who cant be bothered canvassing for a ride | |||
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"Guys guys.....Get a room for God's sakes" I never thought of that, did you banana? | |||
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" There I go again, trying to be helpful....even while typing the OP I kinda knew it was pointless, but sure you live in hope... Its ok mingo,sometimes we cant do right for doin wrong. U had the best of intentions and that's all that matters. Hopefully a tinsy fibre of what u said might penetrate the fog of horniness that some people send their messages through. One step away from blocking messages from single males ourselves with the amount of 'hows u' messages we have. Why even hesitate so? Sure as someone above suggested, you can just contact any single males youre interested then yourself. Because I personally don't have the interest nor the time, to trawl through the thousands of male profiles, in the hope that perhaps I may come across that rare gem of a male that might pique my interest enough to warrant a message. The bee's come to the flowers my friend,not the other way around. Or to put it another way,I'm a lazy bitch who cant be bothered canvassing for a ride" Well i guess the pay off for the laziness then is the excessive mail...such is life! | |||
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"Guys guys.....Get a room for God's sakes I never thought of that, did you banana?" Hmmm the man talks sense actually... | |||
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"Guys guys.....Get a room for God's sakes I never thought of that, did you banana? Hmmm the man talks sense actually..." I dunno, could be risky. Take the amazon woman out of her native environment... | |||
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" There I go again, trying to be helpful....even while typing the OP I kinda knew it was pointless, but sure you live in hope... Its ok mingo,sometimes we cant do right for doin wrong. U had the best of intentions and that's all that matters. Hopefully a tinsy fibre of what u said might penetrate the fog of horniness that some people send their messages through. One step away from blocking messages from single males ourselves with the amount of 'hows u' messages we have. Why even hesitate so? Sure as someone above suggested, you can just contact any single males youre interested then yourself. Because I personally don't have the interest nor the time, to trawl through the thousands of male profiles, in the hope that perhaps I may come across that rare gem of a male that might pique my interest enough to warrant a message. The bee's come to the flowers my friend,not the other way around. Or to put it another way,I'm a lazy bitch who cant be bothered canvassing for a ride Well i guess the pay off for the laziness then is the excessive mail...such is life!" The good and the bad,hence I wasn't complaining about the volume of messages,just the lack of imagination | |||
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"Newbies are usually inundated. Fresh meat as one guy put it. It'll calm down in time. That's why I get very few messages now, cause I'm not a newbie ....or just unpopular " Your ass strikes fear into the hearts of men. That's all. | |||
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"@letusatthem: you. I like you. @laelaps: a few of us are guilty of plaguing, if the lady is worth pursuing " @mingo: I didn't mean you Feel like I'm in an old chat room | |||
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"@letusatthem: you. I like you. @laelaps: a few of us are guilty of plaguing, if the lady is worth pursuing @mingo: I didn't mean you Feel like I'm in an old chat room " I know you didn't my dear. Just having some craic. | |||
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"Newbies are usually inundated. Fresh meat as one guy put it. It'll calm down in time. That's why I get very few messages now, cause I'm not a newbie ....or just unpopular Your ass strikes fear into the hearts of men. That's all. " Ah its not that scary is it | |||
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"@letusatthem: you. I like you. @laelaps: a few of us are guilty of plaguing, if the lady is worth pursuing @mingo: I didn't mean you Feel like I'm in an old chat room I know you didn't my dear. Just having some craic. " @mingo OK 31/f/ire | |||
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"@letusatthem: you. I like you. @laelaps: a few of us are guilty of plaguing, if the lady is worth pursuing @mingo: I didn't mean you Feel like I'm in an old chat room I know you didn't my dear. Just having some craic. @mingo OK 31/f/ire " 39/m/DE | |||
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"@letusatthem: you. I like you. @laelaps: a few of us are guilty of plaguing, if the lady is worth pursuing @mingo: I didn't mean you Feel like I'm in an old chat room @ the laps lady I plagued too much ? I know you didn't my dear. Just having some craic. @mingo OK 31/f/ire " | |||
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"@letusatthem: you. I like you. @laelaps: a few of us are guilty of plaguing, if the lady is worth pursuing @mingo: I didn't mean you Feel like I'm in an old chat room @ the laps lady I plagued too much ? I know you didn't my dear. Just having some craic. @mingo OK 31/f/ire " @theoldman get over it | |||
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"Just still wondering why .... Not keeping me awake at night ... And I am as over it as I will get. Try my best on here but hard to understand why you are a friend and then blocked ... " Because: woman (I'm sorry lae don't kill me) | |||
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"Just still wondering why .... Not keeping me awake at night ... And I am as over it as I will get. Try my best on here but hard to understand why you are a friend and then blocked ... Because: woman (I'm sorry lae don't kill me)" | |||
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"A suggestion for those getting too much unwanted mail and filters set.... perhaps remove some of your public photos from your profile, keep them as private or friends only....... If peeps are getting horny & excited looking at sexy pictures then you can expect low graded messages, unfortunately it's human nature........ bit like easy prey been hunted!!!" You have a point. I get zero messages if I remove profile pic and photos | |||
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"@letusatthem: you. I like you. @laelaps: a few of us are guilty of plaguing, if the lady is worth pursuing " @mingo we know u do lol. Sure didn't we all have some great fun (the clean kind for all u curious ones) but who knows when our paths may cross again my friend Also ich sprechen ein bischen Deutsch Herr Mingo | |||
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"@letusatthem: you. I like you. @laelaps: a few of us are guilty of plaguing, if the lady is worth pursuing @mingo we know u do lol. Sure didn't we all have some great fun (the clean kind for all u curious ones) but who knows when our paths may cross again my friend Also ich sprechen ein bischen Deutsch Herr Mingo " Sehr gut mein Freund! | |||
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"@letusatthem: you. I like you. @laelaps: a few of us are guilty of plaguing, if the lady is worth pursuing @mingo we know u do lol. Sure didn't we all have some great fun (the clean kind for all u curious ones) but who knows when our paths may cross again my friend Also ich sprechen ein bischen Deutsch Herr Mingo Sehr gut mein Freund!" Just never translate 'I'm hot' with 'ich bin warm' | |||
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"Awh the poor women here. My heart bleeds. Life can be very unkind. " That was my reaction too Doesnt fit with the narrative though, im afraid | |||
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