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"Young?" Eh yeah So much to live for too The good news is Kaizers legs are still operational | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young " I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal | |||
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"Was nice knowing ya Kaizer. " Thank you Red, your kind words are futile against this deadly disease | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal" Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians | |||
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"Young? Eh yeah So much to live for too The good news is Kaizers legs are still operational " Can I have the legs? Ye see I have this horse outfit. .. | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians " I'll send over my team shall I? | |||
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"Young? Eh yeah So much to live for too The good news is Kaizers legs are still operational Can I have the legs? Ye see I have this horse outfit. .." No!! Kaizer crosses over to the afterlife whole | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians I'll send over my team shall I? " What time frame we talking here??? | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians I'll send over my team shall I? What time frame we talking here??? " I'll send them over now, one doctor and 9 sexy nurses the doctor gives you meds and the nurses.. ahem... take care of you | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians I'll send over my team shall I? What time frame we talking here??? I'll send them over now, one doctor and 9 sexy nurses the doctor gives you meds and the nurses.. ahem... take care of you " This sounds promising Hurry hot nurses, hurrrrrry | |||
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"I send you my well wishes. From one sick person to another.. can we suffer together in not so much silence? Movies and the like on the couch sounds about good. And no food cause I can't eat but drinks a plenty. " Aw sorry to hear you're I'll But this is serious | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians I'll send over my team shall I? What time frame we talking here??? I'll send them over now, one doctor and 9 sexy nurses the doctor gives you meds and the nurses.. ahem... take care of you This sounds promising Hurry hot nurses, hurrrrrry " boarding the royal jet at this minute, they'll be with you within the hour | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. " Hurry Letme.... | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians I'll send over my team shall I? What time frame we talking here??? I'll send them over now, one doctor and 9 sexy nurses the doctor gives you meds and the nurses.. ahem... take care of you This sounds promising Hurry hot nurses, hurrrrrry boarding the royal jet at this minute, they'll be with you within the hour" Is the Royal jet a Ford Transit | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. Hurry Letme.... " I'm cumming | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians I'll send over my team shall I? What time frame we talking here??? I'll send them over now, one doctor and 9 sexy nurses the doctor gives you meds and the nurses.. ahem... take care of you This sounds promising Hurry hot nurses, hurrrrrry boarding the royal jet at this minute, they'll be with you within the hour Is the Royal jet a Ford Transit " They aren't coming from limerick, the nurses are Swedish I sent them home | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians I'll send over my team shall I? What time frame we talking here??? I'll send them over now, one doctor and 9 sexy nurses the doctor gives you meds and the nurses.. ahem... take care of you This sounds promising Hurry hot nurses, hurrrrrry boarding the royal jet at this minute, they'll be with you within the hour Is the Royal jet a Ford Transit They aren't coming from limerick, the nurses are Swedish I sent them home" King, you're a class act Tell the nurses its very hot here in Ireland and bikinis are advisable | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young I got manflu once stay strong buddy it's not always fatal Unfortunately King we are not all blessed with Royal Physicians I'll send over my team shall I? What time frame we talking here??? I'll send them over now, one doctor and 9 sexy nurses the doctor gives you meds and the nurses.. ahem... take care of you This sounds promising Hurry hot nurses, hurrrrrry boarding the royal jet at this minute, they'll be with you within the hour Is the Royal jet a Ford Transit They aren't coming from limerick, the nurses are Swedish I sent them home King, you're a class act Tell the nurses its very hot here in Ireland and bikinis are advisable " sure they are on the womens swedish volleyball team when they aren't "minding me" | |||
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"You've got it down up King Kaizers GP said lots of Coitus with hot women will alleviate the suffering " always does, you have to sweat it out of you with physical activities so if the 9 swedish nurses don't sort you I'd suggest having a greedy kaizer night pmsl | |||
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"You've got it down up King Kaizers GP said lots of Coitus with hot women will alleviate the suffering always does, you have to sweat it out of you with physical activities so if the 9 swedish nurses don't sort you I'd suggest having a greedy kaizer night pmsl" The odds on survival of this virus are minimal | |||
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"You've got it down up King Kaizers GP said lots of Coitus with hot women will alleviate the suffering always does, you have to sweat it out of you with physical activities so if the 9 swedish nurses don't sort you I'd suggest having a greedy kaizer night pmsl The odds on survival of this virus are minimal " Focus on surviving the 9 nurses anything else is a bonus. | |||
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"You know what you need? " To grow a pair? | |||
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"You know what you need? To grow a pair? " I was gonna say a slap. But that'll do | |||
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"You know what you need? To grow a pair? " Of penises? Sure he wouldn't know whether he was coming or going then | |||
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"You know what you need? To grow a pair? I was gonna say a slap. But that'll do " Ha!!! He needs that too so he gets a double whammy | |||
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"Ah lads thanks for the support Heeeeelp " Kaizer Im worried for you fella the ladies are showing very little sympathy. Think they have already moved on.... | |||
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"You know what you need? To grow a pair? I was gonna say a slap. But that'll do " A slap on da bott please | |||
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"Ah lads thanks for the support Heeeeelp Kaizer Im worried for you fella the ladies are showing very little sympathy. Think they have already moved on...." Incredible, where's the humanity Think Tom Hanks in Philadelphia only far more handsome | |||
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"You know what you need? To grow a pair? I was gonna say a slap. But that'll do A slap on da bott please " Yours or mine | |||
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"You've got it down up King Kaizers GP said lots of Coitus with hot women will alleviate the suffering always does, you have to sweat it out of you with physical activities so if the 9 swedish nurses don't sort you I'd suggest having a greedy kaizer night pmsl The odds on survival of this virus are minimal " at least you die with a smile on four face and who know maybe a woman too | |||
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"You know what you need? To grow a pair? I was gonna say a slap. But that'll do A slap on da bott please Yours or mine" Yours first then mine Call off the swedes King, Fiesty is putting her bott on the line | |||
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"You know what you need? To grow a pair? I was gonna say a slap. But that'll do A slap on da bott please Yours or mine Yours first then mine Call off the swedes King, Fiesty is putting her bott on the line " guess I'll have to enjoy them myself no point in flying them over for nothing | |||
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"You know what you need? To grow a pair? I was gonna say a slap. But that'll do A slap on da bott please Yours or mine Yours first then mine Call off the swedes King, Fiesty is putting her bott on the line guess I'll have to enjoy them myself no point in flying them over for nothing" Is Manflu contagious?? | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young " Em, us females call that "the sniffles". Man up, Kaizer! | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young Em, us females call that "the sniffles". Man up, Kaizer! " Sniffles!!!! Kaizer is in intensive care here!!!! Sniffles would be bliss | |||
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"Hang on Kaizer.... What's that I hear in the background?! " Kaizer cannot hear anything Manflu Stage 5: Deafness | |||
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"Hang on Kaizer.... What's that I hear in the background?! Kaizer cannot hear anything Manflu Stage 5: Deafness " Correction, that's called selective hearing. All men have that! | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. " For whom | |||
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"Hang on Kaizer.... What's that I hear in the background?! Kaizer cannot hear anything Manflu Stage 5: Deafness Correction, that's called selective hearing. All men have that! " Why thank you, yes they are all my own teeth | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. " Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here | |||
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"Hang on Kaizer.... What's that I hear in the background?! Kaizer cannot hear anything Manflu Stage 5: Deafness " I was hoping the whole referring to one's self in the third person thing would stop when the lion fella left | |||
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"Kaiser's Illeism is progressive." It depends on da mood tbh | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here " Yawn | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here " I was been sympathetic. I'm putting him out of his misery.. | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here I was been sympathetic. I'm putting him out of his misery.. " Moi | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here I was been sympathetic. I'm putting him out of his misery.. " I agree Kim......best thing for him | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here I was been sympathetic. I'm putting him out of his misery.. I agree Kim......best thing for him " Ah yer as good | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here I was been sympathetic. I'm putting him out of his misery.. I agree Kim......best thing for him Ah yer as good " So we're all in agreement then!!!! | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here I was been sympathetic. I'm putting him out of his misery.. I agree Kim......best thing for him Ah yer as good So we're all in agreement then!!!! " Remind me never tell u three I am sick even a lynch mob let's u have a last word | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here I was been sympathetic. I'm putting him out of his misery.. I agree Kim......best thing for him Ah yer as good So we're all in agreement then!!!! " Are ye trying to cure the poor guy of his manflu or getting him up the alter?? | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here I was been sympathetic. I'm putting him out of his misery.. I agree Kim......best thing for him Ah yer as good So we're all in agreement then!!!! " Yep | |||
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"Only one thing for it. Shotgun at the ready. Kim is there no sympathetic bone in ur body a man is hanging by a thread here I was been sympathetic. I'm putting him out of his misery.. I agree Kim......best thing for him Ah yer as good So we're all in agreement then!!!! Are ye trying to cure the poor guy of his manflu or getting him up the alter?? " More like lowering him from the alter! Damn you man flu, us boys where saving those man size facial tissues for some bukkake action! | |||
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"Following a good nights sleep vision hearing speech and mobility have returned. Your prayers were answered " you will have to change your name to lazarus | |||
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"Following a good nights sleep vision hearing speech and mobility have returned. Your prayers were answered " Damn . had the shotgun polished and cleaned. | |||
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"You can still use it " She was planning to put that to the soft spot on the back of your head and dispatch you like a sick puppy tho | |||
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"Yes its great news - Kaizer survives!! But this deadly virus can strike at any time, also some of the kind fellows on this thread could contract it Scary stuff " But don't you get it once and then you're immune | |||
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"Yes its great news - Kaizer survives!! But this deadly virus can strike at any time, also some of the kind fellows on this thread could contract it Scary stuff But don't you get it once and then you're immune" No that's Diahorrhea | |||
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"Man Flu..? Urban Legend, you can either take being sick, or you can't....." Kaiser? Care to comment? | |||
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"Man Flu..? Urban Legend, you can either take being sick, or you can't....." yeah but most men can't take it | |||
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"Man Flu..? Urban Legend, you can either take being sick, or you can't..... Kaiser? Care to comment? " Please refer to this mornings post Kaizer has survived | |||
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"Man Flu..? Urban Legend, you can either take being sick, or you can't..... yeah but most men can't take it " Mummy's boys! Ha | |||
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"Man Flu..? Urban Legend, you can either take being sick, or you can't..... Kaiser? Care to comment? Please refer to this mornings post Kaizer has survived " Delighted to see you've survived Kaiser...... | |||
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"Man Flu..? Urban Legend, you can either take being sick, or you can't..... Kaiser? Care to comment? Please refer to this mornings post Kaizer has survived Delighted to see you've survived Kaiser......" Cheers buddy, it wasn't easy | |||
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"Man Flu..? Urban Legend, you can either take being sick, or you can't..... yeah but most men can't take it Mummy's boys! Ha" Enjoy it when you get it, it'll hit you hard just for that .. KARMA | |||
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"Man Flu..? Urban Legend, you can either take being sick, or you can't..... yeah but most men can't take it Mummy's boys! Ha Enjoy it when you get it, it'll hit you hard just for that .. KARMA " King, as a manflu survivor Kaizer would not wish this on his worst enemies | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. " Totally agree .... I'm on my sixth hot whiskey .... Sweating like a paedophile in a playground !! Lol | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. Totally agree .... I'm on my sixth hot whiskey .... Sweating like a paedophile in a playground !! Lol" Hehe pmsl | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. Totally agree .... I'm on my sixth hot whiskey .... Sweating like a paedophile in a playground !! Lol" you need a nurse lol | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. Totally agree .... I'm on my sixth hot whiskey .... Sweating like a paedophile in a playground !! Lol you need a nurse lol" Do you know any ??? I'd make it worth their while !! | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. Totally agree .... I'm on my sixth hot whiskey .... Sweating like a paedophile in a playground !! Lol you need a nurse lol Do you know any ??? I'd make it worth their while !! " Just so happens I have the uniform.....bend over while I take your temperature.... | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. Totally agree .... I'm on my sixth hot whiskey .... Sweating like a paedophile in a playground !! Lol you need a nurse lol Do you know any ??? I'd make it worth their while !! Just so happens I have the uniform.....bend over while I take your temperature.... " I'm a "sick" too | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. Totally agree .... I'm on my sixth hot whiskey .... Sweating like a paedophile in a playground !! Lol you need a nurse lol Do you know any ??? I'd make it worth their while !! Just so happens I have the uniform.....bend over while I take your temperature.... I'm a "sick" too " Kaizers fever is returning | |||
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"Meh manflu!!!! drop of whiskey good sweat session. Be as right as Rain. Totally agree .... I'm on my sixth hot whiskey .... Sweating like a paedophile in a playground !! Lol you need a nurse lol Do you know any ??? I'd make it worth their while !! Just so happens I have the uniform.....bend over while I take your temperature.... " Maybe just go for the uniform to start with !! | |||
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"Nurse Lou is always on duty!! " My kinda nurse. Make sure you've got your thermometer and upside down watch !! Lol | |||
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"Nurse Lou is always on duty!! My kinda nurse. Make sure you've got your thermometer and upside down watch !! Lol" you've seen my thermometer | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young " thoughts and prayers sent Kaizer, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, luckily enough I only contracted the small manflu virus so only lasted 6 months but was touch and go the whole time. Best wishes | |||
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"Regrettably yours truly has contracted the deadly virus MF101 also known as Manflu. How can this world be so cruel to someone so young thoughts and prayers sent Kaizer, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, luckily enough I only contracted the small manflu virus so only lasted 6 months but was touch and go the whole time. Best wishes " Thank you, your kind words and sentiments are greatly appreciated | |||
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"It's back!! The deadliest virus known to man!! The G.P. says Kaizer needs blowjobs are paracetamol Just got some panadol so...... " get the Hoover out | |||
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"Zzzzzzz " Narcolepsy is not good either | |||
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"It's back!! The deadliest virus known to man!! The G.P. says Kaizer needs blowjobs are paracetamol Just got some panadol so...... get the Hoover out " Eh the place is practically shining | |||
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"Zzzzzzz Narcolepsy is not good either " | |||
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"Zzzzzzz Narcolepsy is not good either " Poor Puntayfling | |||
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"It's back!! The deadliest virus known to man!! The G.P. says Kaizer needs blowjobs are paracetamol Just got some panadol so...... get the Hoover out Eh the place is practically shining " I'm sure something could do with a good spit shine | |||
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"It's back!! The deadliest virus known to man!! The G.P. says Kaizer needs blowjobs are paracetamol Just got some panadol so...... get the Hoover out Eh the place is practically shining I'm sure something could do with a good spit shine " Kaizer is too weak | |||
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"It's back!! The deadliest virus known to man!! The G.P. says Kaizer needs blowjobs are paracetamol Just got some panadol so...... get the Hoover out Eh the place is practically shining I'm sure something could do with a good spit shine Kaizer is too weak " don't be such a quitter ffs haha | |||
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"It's back!! The deadliest virus known to man!! The G.P. says Kaizer needs blowjobs are paracetamol Just got some panadol so...... get the Hoover out Eh the place is practically shining I'm sure something could do with a good spit shine Kaizer is too weak don't be such a quitter ffs haha " Too weak to be running around with a hoover! Now for the love of God will you please get here quick for some felatio!!! Doctors orders | |||
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"I have it now. Hot Whisky. " Kaizers Doctor never mentioned whiskey | |||
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"Thought the flu would have got its Kaizer shot " Normal flu yes! Manflu no!!!!! | |||
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"You'd wanna go way now and get a grip Of?" Was gonna say "don't be such a girl"...but girls aren't wimps | |||
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"You'd wanna go way now and get a grip Of? Was gonna say "don't be such a girl"...but girls aren't wimps " Jaaaaaaaaaaze!! Wasn't aware fab was full of medical experts | |||
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"You'd wanna go way now and get a grip Of? Was gonna say "don't be such a girl"...but girls aren't wimps Jaaaaaaaaaaze!! Wasn't aware fab was full of medical experts " I know everything | |||
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"You'd wanna go way now and get a grip Of?" Yourself/reality | |||
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"You'd wanna go way now and get a grip Of? Was gonna say "don't be such a girl"...but girls aren't wimps Jaaaaaaaaaaze!! Wasn't aware fab was full of medical experts I know everything " Okay Dr MacFlossmeteeth how will yours truly recover from this threatening illness!! The previous Doc was adamant | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now " It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned | |||
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"The women will never know or understand the struggles we go through when we have the man flu. Didn't intend for that to rhyme " Thank you brother | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned " Awwww donate your body to science darling....theres no hope for ye.... | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned Awwww donate your body to science darling....theres no hope for ye.... Just waiting for the HSE bus of babes to arrive " Rocking chair, a blanket and a mug of horlicks while your waiting dear.... | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned " Thunderkrank Have u tried a night nurse? | |||
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"The cure is simple...27 panadol and a bottle of poitin when going to bed ,...and 4 more panadol if you wake up in the morning..... ( the above should not be construed as medical advice and should not be used without consultation of a suitably qualified medical practitioner)... (Or at least a vet).... " Or gender reassignment...only known cure | |||
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"You'd wanna go way now and get a grip Of? Was gonna say "don't be such a girl"...but girls aren't wimps " ha girls wud just be told 2 "man-up "... as if we'd want 2 | |||
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"The cure is simple...27 panadol and a bottle of poitin when going to bed ,...and 4 more panadol if you wake up in the morning..... ( the above should not be construed as medical advice and should not be used without consultation of a suitably qualified medical practitioner)... (Or at least a vet).... Or gender reassignment...only known cure" Nah!!! Ye bures are hard work | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned Thunderkrank Have u tried a night nurse? " He tried me as night nurse but I'm on duty elsewhere this evening, with a cold but I'm not complaining, Kaizer u need a dirty dotty combo I think! | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned Thunderkrank Have u tried a night nurse? He tried me as night nurse but I'm on duty elsewhere this evening, with a cold but I'm not complaining, Kaizer u need a dirty dotty combo I think! " DD combo eh Throw in 27 panadol and you're a miracle worker | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned Thunderkrank Have u tried a night nurse? He tried me as night nurse but I'm on duty elsewhere this evening, with a cold but I'm not complaining, Kaizer u need a dirty dotty combo I think! DD combo eh Throw in 27 panadol and you're a miracle worker " You'd only need one dose of me and u be right for the rest of ur life | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned Thunderkrank Have u tried a night nurse? He tried me as night nurse but I'm on duty elsewhere this evening, with a cold but I'm not complaining, Kaizer u need a dirty dotty combo I think! DD combo eh Throw in 27 panadol and you're a miracle worker You'd only need one dose of me and u be right for the rest of ur life " A permanent cure hallelujah | |||
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"You're still alive then Zzzzzz " Narcolepsy must be contagious | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned Thunderkrank Have u tried a night nurse? He tried me as night nurse but I'm on duty elsewhere this evening, with a cold but I'm not complaining, Kaizer u need a dirty dotty combo I think! " There's an offer u can't refuse Kaiser. She will even bring u tea and toast after | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned Thunderkrank Have u tried a night nurse? He tried me as night nurse but I'm on duty elsewhere this evening, with a cold but I'm not complaining, Kaizer u need a dirty dotty combo I think! There's an offer u can't refuse Kaiser. She will even bring u tea and toast after " It's the closest thing to a bonafide cure | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned Thunderkrank Have u tried a night nurse? He tried me as night nurse but I'm on duty elsewhere this evening, with a cold but I'm not complaining, Kaizer u need a dirty dotty combo I think! There's an offer u can't refuse Kaiser. She will even bring u tea and toast after It's the closest thing to a bonafide cure " Think you should go for it...sweat it out of ye? Yer both sick | |||
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"Jaysus Kaiser... a 29 week old manflu!!! there should have been a fab funeral..memorial service..tears n snots and kaiser music played and you up in fab heaven converting the angels by now It's back!!! Meaning it left and returned Thunderkrank Have u tried a night nurse? He tried me as night nurse but I'm on duty elsewhere this evening, with a cold but I'm not complaining, Kaizer u need a dirty dotty combo I think! There's an offer u can't refuse Kaiser. She will even bring u tea and toast after It's the closest thing to a bonafide cure " Ye il do Ye a fry and a slice of British ass for brekkie! | |||
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"The cure is simple...27 panadol and a bottle of poitin when going to bed ,...and 4 more panadol if you wake up in the morning..... ( the above should not be construed as medical advice and should not be used without consultation of a suitably qualified medical practitioner)... (Or at least a vet).... Or gender reassignment...only known cure" ...you'd hope they wouldn't make a cock up of it... | |||
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"The cure is simple...27 panadol and a bottle of poitin when going to bed ,...and 4 more panadol if you wake up in the morning..... ( the above should not be construed as medical advice and should not be used without consultation of a suitably qualified medical practitioner)... (Or at least a vet).... Or gender reassignment...only known cure...you'd hope they wouldn't make a cock up of it... " Sure isn't he a bit of a mess as it is...but then we'd be putting up with pms...you're right..leave him with the snot | |||
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"The cure is simple...27 panadol and a bottle of poitin when going to bed ,...and 4 more panadol if you wake up in the morning..... ( the above should not be construed as medical advice and should not be used without consultation of a suitably qualified medical practitioner)... (Or at least a vet).... Or gender reassignment...only known cure...you'd hope they wouldn't make a cock up of it... Sure isn't he a bit of a mess as it is...but then we'd be putting up with pms...you're right..leave him with the snot" A mess!! A vision of beauty more like | |||
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"I've just been told I'm a wimp..and I should know how a woman feels lol...ffs my flu has cost me a days wage...YAY am fuckin chuffed!" That's horrific, are you being cared for?? | |||
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"I've just been told I'm a wimp..and I should know how a woman feels lol...ffs my flu has cost me a days wage...YAY am fuckin chuffed! That's horrific, are you being cared for??" rest and my cat lol | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis " Not funny | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny " It's very funny | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny" Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would " Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis" That's called intensive care | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis That's called intensive care " It's called ...I don't care | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis That's called intensive care It's called ...I don't care" If that were the case why are you imposing your opinion on us poorly men | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis That's called intensive care It's called ...I don't care If that were the case why are you imposing your opinion on us poorly men " Because my opinion is the only one that matters | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis That's called intensive care It's called ...I don't care If that were the case why are you imposing your opinion on us poorly men Because my opinion is the only one that matters" Can we've some of what you're smoking | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis That's called intensive care It's called ...I don't care If that were the case why are you imposing your opinion on us poorly men Because my opinion is the only one that matters Can we've some of what you're smoking " We? Back to this shite are we???? | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis That's called intensive care It's called ...I don't care If that were the case why are you imposing your opinion on us poorly men Because my opinion is the only one that matters Can we've some of what you're smoking We? Back to this shite are we???? " Yes we!!! The collective group | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis That's called intensive care It's called ...I don't care If that were the case why are you imposing your opinion on us poorly men Because my opinion is the only one that matters Can we've some of what you're smoking We? Back to this shite are we???? Yes we!!! The collective group " Would just put on a less restrictive shirt you can button up.... it's probably just a chest infection from over exposure | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis That's called intensive care It's called ...I don't care If that were the case why are you imposing your opinion on us poorly men Because my opinion is the only one that matters Can we've some of what you're smoking We? Back to this shite are we???? Yes we!!! The collective group Would just put on a less restrictive shirt you can button up.... it's probably just a chest infection from over exposure " The thunderchest is indestructible It's the thundersinuses that's the problem | |||
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"Ok...there's actually a technical term for all conditions that come under manflu and related illnesses... fuckallwrongwithyouitis Not funny It's very funny Would you walk into a hospital ward and laugh at all the patients!?? Well you probably would Only if they were men with fuckallwrongwithyouitis That's called intensive care It's called ...I don't care If that were the case why are you imposing your opinion on us poorly men Because my opinion is the only one that matters Can we've some of what you're smoking We? Back to this shite are we???? Yes we!!! The collective group Would just put on a less restrictive shirt you can button up.... it's probably just a chest infection from over exposure The thunderchest is indestructible It's the thundersinuses that's the problem " Right your on my xmas list for a balaclava as a pressie. Will try to find one with a fleck of something shinny going through it to match your photo | |||
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