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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just for kicks, let's have the best jokes you have to offer!!

I've been laughing at this one all morning..

A mate of mine died of heartburn yesterday,

I just can't believe gaviscon..

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"just for kicks, let's have the best jokes you have to offer!!

I've been laughing at this one all morning..

A mate of mine died of heartburn yesterday,

I just can't believe gaviscon..

"

really that made ya laugh ill be honest all i have are shit jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm easily entertained

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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By *hoosyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

any

Which would be worse (for the ladies),

To be raped by Jack the Ripper or fingered by Captain Hook ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddos are now 20p.

When did Fred suddenly grow up get a mortgage n start taking liberties?

Little frog faced test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat,dam you predidctive text

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Masturbation may help prevent the common cold.

Hope so, I've got no tissues left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a midget fortune teller that kills his customers,a small medium at large?

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

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By *aftdave1Man
over a year ago

limerick

What's a prostitutes drink of choice?

7up and cider

Boom boom

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?""
lmao i love this joke i tried yo say it in work and i fucked it up

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" lmao i love this joke i tried yo say it in work and i fucked it up "
ecerytine I hear this I do be in knots laughin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?""

An old one but fucking great

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