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By *rockoncies OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick

Start your question with "if you woke up one morning"

then the poster below has to answer. Then they ask their question, starting with "if you woke up one morning"

eg:

you'd ask ... if you woke up one morning and you were in a different country what would you do?

next poster would say .... wonder what I'd been drinking the night before!

lets play!

If you woke up one morning with all your friends around your bed, looking down at you. what would you do?

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

If I woke up one morning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fckn hope I'd wake up every morning

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By *rockoncies OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"If I woke up one morning ?"

I don't think you quite grasped that one you need to answer my question first then ask your own

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

As them which female wants to knock the head off that as I throw back the covers

If u woke up one morning in ur neighbours wife's bed what would u do

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"If I woke up one morning ?

I don't think you quite grasped that one you need to answer my question first then ask your own "

this is me takes me a few mins to cop on what the fuck is goin on think I need a drink haha I wrecked it now haha sorry

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By *rockoncies OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"As them which female wants to knock the head off that as I throw back the covers

If u woke up one morning in ur neighbours wife's bed what would u do "

I would have seconds and leave a congratulations note to him for having such a sexy wife

If you woke up one morning completely naked on a field?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I'd check my arse for damage those nettles are wicked

If u woke up one morning the opposite sex what would u do

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I'd ask myself was I a sheep shagger

If you woke up dressed in a gimp mask and clothing, what would you do?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"I'd check my arse for damage those nettles are wicked

If u woke up one morning the opposite sex what would u do"

Fiddle with myself.

If u woke up one morning and you only had 10 mins to live what would you do.

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By *rockoncies OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I'd check my arse for damage those nettles are wicked

If u woke up one morning the opposite sex what would u do

Fiddle with myself.

If u woke up one morning and you only had 10 mins to live what would you do."

I'd have 7 1/2 min wank and the other 2 and 1/2 mins I'll smoke a ciggy die like a boss

If you woke up one morning with penis instead of hands?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd check my arse for damage those nettles are wicked

If u woke up one morning the opposite sex what would u do

Fiddle with myself.

If u woke up one morning and you only had 10 mins to live what would you do.

I'd have 7 1/2 min wank and the other 2 and 1/2 mins I'll smoke a ciggy die like a boss

If you woke up one morning with penis instead of hands? "

Id change my status to finger king available

If you woke up one morning under next doors bed what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd check my arse for damage those nettles are wicked

If u woke up one morning the opposite sex what would u do

Fiddle with myself.

If u woke up one morning and you only had 10 mins to live what would you do.

I'd have 7 1/2 min wank and the other 2 and 1/2 mins I'll smoke a ciggy die like a boss

If you woke up one morning with penis instead of hands?

Id change my status to finger king available

If you woke up one morning under next doors bed what would you do? "

Queitly get dressed so the hot ass polish girls Arnold Schwarzenegger boyfriend doesn't hear me

If you woke up one morning on a plane to Afghanistan

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"I'd check my arse for damage those nettles are wicked

If u woke up one morning the opposite sex what would u do

Fiddle with myself.

If u woke up one morning and you only had 10 mins to live what would you do.

I'd have 7 1/2 min wank and the other 2 and 1/2 mins I'll smoke a ciggy die like a boss

If you woke up one morning with penis instead of hands?

Id change my status to finger king available

If you woke up one morning under next doors bed what would you do?

Queitly get dressed so the hot ass polish girls Arnold Schwarzenegger boyfriend doesn't hear me

If you woke up one morning on a plane to Afghanistan"

I'd go back asleep

if u woke up one morning in bed with Louis walsh

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I'd bang the soldiers cos I'd be lonely

If you woke up with a pussy and tits what would you do?

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City


"I'd bang the soldiers cos I'd be lonely

If you woke up with a pussy and tits what would you do?"

Id save the tits from the pussy, maybe they could be friends with my budgie.

If you woke up covered in blood what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd bang the soldiers cos I'd be lonely

If you woke up with a pussy and tits what would you do?

Id save the tits from the pussy, maybe they could be friends with my budgie.

If you woke up covered in blood what would you do?"

Erm bury his body,that's twice this year now gawwwwwwd

If you woke up one morning,with a dildo up ur ass and dangling upside down from the ceiling?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say that was some party ,

If you woke up one morning as a dolphin what would you do ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say that was some party ,

If you woke up one morning as a dolphin what would you do ?"

Id think there was something fishy goin on...

If you woke up one morning naked & handcuffed to the radiator in your aunts house what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say that was some party ,

If you woke up one morning as a dolphin what would you do ?

Id think there was something fishy goin on...

If you woke up one morning naked & handcuffed to the radiator in your aunts house what would you do? "

I'd say it wouldn't be the first time, or the last!

If you woke up one morning in a space ship being analy probed what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd literally Shit Myself

If you woke up one morning buried alive what would you do ??

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By *rockoncies OP   Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I'd literally Shit Myself

If you woke up one morning buried alive what would you do ??"

I'd do the one inch punch and escape that shit, before I end up looking like Michael Jackson in thriller

If you woke in the morning in a bath of Pepto-Bismol?

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