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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
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My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed* "A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer. | |||
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
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A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer. "I think there's a half pint glass too  | |||
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
Hairy Kitties
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed*
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer.
I think there's a half pint glass too "A mini champagne flute would be more my style | |||
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
Hairy Kitties
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed*
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer.
I think there's a half pint glass too "Oh. Now hang on, you didn't say it was a pint pot! | |||
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
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My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed* "Was there beer in the glass too? Some women's favourite things are Cock and alcohol so perhaps he's found a niche!   | |||
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"Honestly think I need to take the potato peeler to my eyes now!!! "wtf!!!!! Ha ha what's wrong with ye Annie?? | |||
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"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine" Mmmmmm....nice  | |||
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
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A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer. "Would you like ice with that Sir | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo " Just spat my tea out all over my desk. | |||
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"I saw a Scottish guy in a club who put a 6" Stiletto heel in his japs eye. I nearly got sick " oooerrr | |||
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"I saw a Scottish guy in a club who put a 6" Stiletto heel in his japs eye. I nearly got sick " ohhhh God I've a fit of the giggles after reading that!! | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo Just spat my tea out all over my desk." sorry haha | |||
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"Big spoty asses lol  yours dont look to bad lol "Thanks...  | |||
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"I saw a Scottish guy in a club who put a 6" Stiletto heel in his japs eye. I nearly got sick ohhhh God I've a fit of the giggles after reading that!! "Wonders was it sharp like a pencil or blunt like a knife | |||
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
Hairy Kitties
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed*
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer.
Would you like ice with that Sir"No thank you. My cock is cool enough as it is! | |||
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"Food in vaginas, think of the starving children who could benefit from that cucumber before sticking it in ya "at least the cucumber would taste better when it came out  | |||
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"Big spoty asses lol yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... "must squat and use nivea after showers lol | |||
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"Blue waffle. That is all....." ohhhh please noo took me a long time to get them images out my head | |||
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"Big spoty asses lol yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol "Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lol | |||
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"Blue waffle. That is all....." Lol, it's not real though | |||
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"He just pulled off a stiletto from a passing ladies foot and pushed it right into his japs eye Not for the faint hearted at all" Nice and clean so! | |||
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"Big spoty asses lol yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lol"could u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl | |||
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"Big spoty asses lol yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lolcould u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl "Watch out for the Bull in the field bellow he doesn't like men... | |||
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"Big spoty asses lol yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lolcould u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl
Watch out for the Bull in the field bellow he doesn't like men... "He might like him a lot, love him even, possibly long time? | |||
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"Big spoty asses lol yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lolcould u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl
Watch out for the Bull in the field bellow he doesn't like men... "thats not a bull thats me | |||
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"Big spoty asses lol yours dont look to bad lol
Thanks... must squat and use nivea after showers lol
Yep, Nivea irresistibly Smooth Shea Butter, you peeping in my windows...lolcould u not see the trees shaken i was in them pmsl
Watch out for the Bull in the field bellow he doesn't like men... thats not a bull thats me "You must have been busy cause your sons and daughters are in the shed after been born.... | |||
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"He just pulled off a stiletto from a passing ladies foot and pushed it right into his japs eye Not for the faint hearted at all" F.F.S that would bring a tear to a glass eye;-( | |||
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"He just pulled off a stiletto from a passing ladies foot and pushed it right into his japs eye Not for the faint hearted at allF.F.S that would bring a tear to a glass eye;-(" It could have torn his japs eye as well | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo " I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO" it's rotten haha | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha" What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago "friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha"flappy flaps  | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps"haha is here like that? Haha | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha"Pmsi guess what "hornyoldmans" status is | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha"A friend of urs haha Dave move away from the jar of liver | |||
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"Ah, hello lunch. I didn't think I'd be seeing you again "Bit squeemish there Mick are u | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha"I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flaps | |||
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"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine" Oh I loved him! Must search him out again | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
A friend of urs haha
Dave move away from the jar of liver "Lambs liver is ok lol | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flaps"Jayus not much good here if ur not a fan of the flappy flaps | |||
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"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine Oh I loved him! Must search him out again "I knew ud be along | |||
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"Ah, hello lunch. I didn't think I'd be seeing you again
Bit squeemish there Mick are u "A jar of bloody liver wouldn't be my thing. | |||
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"Ah, hello lunch. I didn't think I'd be seeing you again
Bit squeemish there Mick are u
A jar of bloody liver wouldn't be my thing. "Its supposed to be full of iron u know | |||
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"Skid marks in guys photos.. Just wrong and I've seen many! Also, cock shots taken right over a toilet bowl... Wrong wrong wrong! "Come on why do the do that....can't they wipe their bums properly ffs | |||
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Another had a pic of her using a speculum gaping open
just wrong
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"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine Oh I loved him! Must search him out again
I knew ud be along "You brought him up 
Long live spoon guy! | |||
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"Ah, hello lunch. I didn't think I'd be seeing you again
Bit squeemish there Mick are u
A jar of bloody liver wouldn't be my thing. "taught u wer a man haha | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
A friend of urs haha
Dave move away from the jar of liver "haha he wouldn't talk to me for a few days if i even mentioned something like that haha | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flaps"u don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha | |||
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"There was a guy from England used come into chat used to stick kitchen utensils into his maps eye And what was worse there was a few ahem ladies that would encourage him Always brought a tear to my eye and a shiver down my spine Oh I loved him! Must search him out again
I knew ud be along
You brought him up
Long live spoon guy!"He haunts my sleep and u and Lisa egging him on didn't help | |||
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"Skid marks in guys photos.. Just wrong and I've seen many! Also, cock shots taken right over a toilet bowl... Wrong wrong wrong!
Come on why do the do that....can't they wipe their bums properly ffs "resession 1 whipe only must be | |||
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"Things you should never see in a pic,just seen a cock in a Heineken glass
Hairy Kitties
My*eyes*Scream*memory destroyed*
A Bulmers glass would have been so much nicer.
I think there's a half pint glass too
A mini champagne flute would be more my style "Maybe it was a Dunkin Doenuts you were looking at. | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flapsu don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha "you get the meaning | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flapsu don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha
you get the meaning "haha I do | |||
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"When I was younger I bought my partner one of those edible knickers You know the ones that's made of hundred of little sweets on a string? Anyway my mother came back mid way through our antics so off came the knickers and fired onto the top shelf in the bedroom. Tidied ourselves up and went out. Few days later I walk in to the living room and here are the family eating the hundreds of little sweets that my younger sister found and kindly took them all off the string and put into a bowl. My whole family went down on my partner "Jeasus Christ | |||
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"Don't forget the cream egg in the bum guy "ah Jesus hahaha | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flapsu don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha
you get the meaning haha I do "must fill you in on some thing in regards that too | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo I know what u mean like looking in a butchers window,a big NO NO it's rotten haha What the butchers window seen a nice bit of liver in there awhile ago friend of mine told me he put liver in a jar and put it in the microwave to heat it up and fucked it he said the blood gave it a great effect hahaha
flappy flaps haha is here like that? Haha
I saw a ham roll like one the other day put me right off, you know I'm not a fan of flapsu don't like flaps sure girls are all flaps haha
you get the meaning haha I do
must fill you in on some thing in regards that too"don't say it tell me ffs haha | |||
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"Blue waffle. That is all..... ohhhh please noo took me a long time to get them images out my head " why did I Google that !!! | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo " am PMFSL her...lol | |||
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"Blue waffle. That is all..... ohhhh please noo took me a long time to get them images out my head why did I Google that !!! "sure while you at it check out special fried rice | |||
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"2 girls 1 cup..i always wondered..why there wasnt a cup each!!!" one priest one nun, 2 girls one finger it's all crazy haha | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo am PMFSL her...lol" haha that's what they look like | |||
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"Blue waffle. That is all..... ohhhh please noo took me a long time to get them images out my head why did I Google that !!!
sure while you at it check out special fried rice
"DON'T FALL FOR THAT'S ONE!! its not about Chinese food | |||
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! " haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha | |||
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha " I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. | |||
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. " i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha | |||
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha " yeah but it makes me lol!!! | |||
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha yeah but it makes me lol!!! " makes me happy that I make u lol haha | |||
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha " you should write a book ash with your sayings | |||
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"Ash I love you. is your Facebook as funny as ur posts here? I wanna like follow you and just laugh at u all day!!!! haha nobody needs to see my Facebook haha I just wanna laugh at u all day!!! Lol ur hilarious!!!! I love it.. i don't mean to be funny I'm only sayin stuff that's true haha you should write a book ash with your sayings " I'd be locked up some of the stuff that comes out of my mouth haha | |||
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"Open vaginas that look like it died years ago and came back to life and said peek a fuckin boo " | |||
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"Blue waffle. That is all..... ohhhh please noo took me a long time to get them images out my head why did I Google that !!!
sure while you at it check out special fried rice
DON'T FALL FOR THAT'S ONE!!
its not about Chinese food
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