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By *etmebeurfantasy OP   Woman
over a year ago

My town

I'm off to confession tonight.

Not me personally little one is.

Honestly how many times have we been to confession.

I have been once. !!!

If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

just before my conformation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go twice a week to confess about telling lies....

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By *ublindjMan
over a year ago

Kildare


"I'm off to confession tonight.

Not me personally little one is.

Honestly how many times have we been to confession.

I have been once. !!!

If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY."

You might feel a slight burning sensation tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be shot if I went to confession

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By *etmebeurfantasy OP   Woman
over a year ago

My town


"I'm off to confession tonight.

Not me personally little one is.

Honestly how many times have we been to confession.

I have been once. !!!

If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY.

You might feel a slight burning sensation tonight lol "
that's what I'm worried About

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I can hear the priest now... "You did WHAT? You filthy jezebel! HOW MANY? But how? Where did they all put... No, surely that's not possible! Get out of my church now, and wipe the seat before you go!"

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By *ammydubCouple
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm off to confession tonight.

Not me personally little one is.

Honestly how many times have we been to confession.

I have been once. !!!

If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY.

You might feel a slight burning sensation tonight lol "

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

4 weeks ago at a parental night for communion children plus going to mass for 6 months prior to the childs day is " compulsory"

I think my penance is enough for attending and Jesus loved Mary Magdalene anyway

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

If I went they'd probably just fine me,instead of giving me pennance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a went the church would burn down have not been in 40 yrs herself was in 2003 we are sinners

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By *ublindjMan
over a year ago

Kildare


"I'm off to confession tonight.

Not me personally little one is.

Honestly how many times have we been to confession.

I have been once. !!!

If I was too go again I'd be locked up and the key thrown awaY.

You might feel a slight burning sensation tonight lol that's what I'm worried About "

Try splashing some holy water on yourself first and see if you can stick the burning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's confession ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I twice a year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked (English)Mr69 & he said they don't even have confession over there. So is it just a Catholic thing?

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Do any of ye think yed get through the front door.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

this reminds me of the story of the girl who went to confession and told the priest that she had a bad habit of wearing short skirts and no knickers. He told her that for her penance she should do one our Father, three hail Marys and as many cartwheels as she could manage down the centre aisle.

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Wen I was in school I'm not a bit holy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non religious here ,Im sure,this it! Nothing else further.

Alex

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I asked (English)Mr69 & he said they don't even have confession over there. So is it just a Catholic thing?"

I think so Candy,,asking for absolution of sins,doing penance to be a holier person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this reminds me of the story of the girl who went to confession and told the priest that she had a bad habit of wearing short skirts and no knickers. He told her that for her penance she should do one our Father, three hail Marys and as many cartwheels as she could manage down the centre aisle. "

Woohooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked (English)Mr69 & he said they don't even have confession over there. So is it just a Catholic thing?

I think so Candy,,asking for absolution of sins,doing penance to be a holier person "

Lol! the 3 I've got make me holy enough.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Maybe somebody ( not me) should start up a confession thread on here. so we can get a load of shit off our chests ......who'd make a good priest...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Two lads sitting in the back seat.. One goes into the confession box and tells the priest he shagged a married woman with loose morals. "was it Mary Malone?" asks the priest. "Nó" says he. "Was it Linda O Brien?" "No" came the reply. "Well it must have been Margaret Murphy then?" says the priest. "No" says yer man and declares that he's not telling. The priest gives him an earful and a shit load of penance to do before dismissing him. His buddy is waiting outside and asks if the priest gave him a hard time. "He did indeed" says he,"and he also gave me three hot tips for tonight!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two lads sitting in the back seat.. One goes into the confession box and tells the priest he shagged a married woman with loose morals. "was it Mary Malone?" asks the priest. "Nó" says he. "Was it Linda O Brien?" "No" came the reply. "Well it must have been Margaret Murphy then?" says the priest. "No" says yer man and declares that he's not telling. The priest gives him an earful and a shit load of penance to do before dismissing him. His buddy is waiting outside and asks if the priest gave him a hard time. "He did indeed" says he,"and he also gave me three hot tips for tonight!" "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd happily confess all my sins to the hot brazilian priest who's local. He can beat out the devil and drive god into me anytime

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"Two lads sitting in the back seat.. One goes into the confession box and tells the priest he shagged a married woman with loose morals. "was it Mary Malone?" asks the priest. "Nó" says he. "Was it Linda O Brien?" "No" came the reply. "Well it must have been Margaret Murphy then?" says the priest. "No" says yer man and declares that he's not telling. The priest gives him an earful and a shit load of penance to do before dismissing him. His buddy is waiting outside and asks if the priest gave him a hard time. "He did indeed" says he,"and he also gave me three hot tips for tonight!" "

ha ha!!!!!

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I'd happily confess all my sins to the hot brazilian priest who's local. He can beat out the devil and drive god into me anytime "
haha I love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems confessions are great, I hear you can get away with murder....

Not that I would know from experience

-Rick / Atheist

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By *etmebeurfantasy OP   Woman
over a year ago

My town

I can't wait to see my daughters hot teacher if I'm honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I most confess I rather like the fact you went back to the old name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I most confess I rather like the fact you went back to the old name"

I concur!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I most confess I rather like the fact you went back to the old name

I concur! "

Me Too!!

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By *etmebeurfantasy OP   Woman
over a year ago

My town


"I most confess I rather like the fact you went back to the old name

I concur! "
oh thank you I did like it but I was ohhhh is Betty your real name ohhhh betty.... and was told... Betty jokes was getting a joke and some numpty said I had stolen my own pictures. Awww come on idiot!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I liked bitty bobbies as well though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not since my communion , and cos my mother made me lol

Could not be bothered about church or god or priests , atheist 100 %

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