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Lion is making a open challenge for his title!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lion is offering a open challenge for his prestigious fab heavyweight title

since so many individuals are fascinated about it

Step up to the platform and face the masked mysterious poetic enigma

as just by his way with words you will automatically doubt yourself

Guys eat your porridge and drink your avonmore milk ( lions official sponsors ) as you cant stop the momentum of this unique creature

that is all

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I'm lost haha

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"Lion is offering a open challenge for his prestigious fab heavyweight title

since so many individuals are fascinated about it

Step up to the platform and face the masked mysterious poetic enigma

as just by his way with words you will automatically doubt yourself

Guys eat your porridge and drink your avonmore milk ( lions official sponsors ) as you cant stop the momentum of this unique creature

that is all "
lmao the lion is one crazy mofo lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the title again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lion may be looked upon as a comical character

but as he sits here sipping his avonmore milk challenges from all corners of ireland are pouring in..

first opponent former westlife brian mcfadden be ready to surrender to the voice of the jungle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the title again?"

Fab Heavyweight world champion

as recognized by the united nations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxing? Wrestling? Origami?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wrestling

not fan of boxing as could damage lions way of thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wrestling

not fan of boxing as could damage lions way of thinking "

I told ya before, I'd just tickle you until you submitted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the challenge ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following wounds sustained in 2011 in Pakistan, Kaizer has had to retire from competitive action and is an advocate now for many up and coming superstars in the Midlands. We may have an opponent for the Lion If/when he can over come the reject from Westlife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take you on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lion wont submit well not again anyway

challenge is to step into his four cornered wrestling ring

and remove him over the top rope

sounds simple yet highly tricky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take you on "

lion wants his rematch

that last match he tripped and fell over the ropes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take you on

lion wants his rematch

that last match he tripped and fell over the ropes "

Yea... That's what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lion wont submit well not again anyway

challenge is to step into his four cornered wrestling ring

and remove him over the top rope

sounds simple yet highly tricky "

I'll take you on

And to make it fair, you can put another rope around the ring too

4 ropes high.

Shall I ring the 3 arena now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

when lion was distracted you done something to the ropes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lion wont submit well not again anyway

challenge is to step into his four cornered wrestling ring

and remove him over the top rope

sounds simple yet highly tricky

I'll take you on

And to make it fair, you can put another rope around the ring too

4 ropes high.

Shall I ring the 3 arena now ? "

croke park my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when lion was distracted you done something to the ropes "

I don't think so.. You got yourself all worked up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!! "

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when lion was distracted you done something to the ropes

I don't think so.. You got yourself all worked up "

shhhh you cant say things like that

the lion is suppose to be tough

your blowing his cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

"

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when lion was distracted you done something to the ropes

I don't think so.. You got yourself all worked up

shhhh you cant say things like that

the lion is suppose to be tough

your blowing his cover "

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so "

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so "

lion is well aware of that trick thats why he wears two cups

lion would just throw you like a aldi frisbee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing "

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when lion was distracted you done something to the ropes

I don't think so.. You got yourself all worked up

shhhh you cant say things like that

the lion is suppose to be tough

your blowing his cover

Never "

dont make lion pin you down again

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Testing for weak spots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it "

lions only weakness is flying

lions/planes lot bad blood there

lion likes to be on land in his natural habitat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it

lions only weakness is flying

lions/planes lot bad blood there

lion likes to be on land in his natural habitat "

I may know of a weakness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it "

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I feel like I'm off my face on acid reading this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it

lions only weakness is flying

lions/planes lot bad blood there

lion likes to be on land in his natural habitat

I may know of a weakness "

would you shhhhh

your ruining the lion

theres no weakness lion assures u all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it

lions only weakness is flying

lions/planes lot bad blood there

lion likes to be on land in his natural habitat

I may know of a weakness

would you shhhhh

your ruining the lion

theres no weakness lion assures u all

"

What's my silence worth???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

acid?

lion just needs his poetry book to get " him off"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it

lions only weakness is flying

lions/planes lot bad blood there

lion likes to be on land in his natural habitat

I may know of a weakness

would you shhhhh

your ruining the lion

theres no weakness lion assures u all

What's my silence worth??? "

whatever u want just shhhhh

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Dont think your allowed tickle inside the ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it

lions only weakness is flying

lions/planes lot bad blood there

lion likes to be on land in his natural habitat

I may know of a weakness

would you shhhhh

your ruining the lion

theres no weakness lion assures u all

What's my silence worth???

whatever u want just shhhhh"

Interesting offer there

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"acid?

lion just needs his poetry book to get " him off""
hahaha I don't even no what to say to that and that's a first for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it

lions only weakness is flying

lions/planes lot bad blood there

lion likes to be on land in his natural habitat

I may know of a weakness

would you shhhhh

your ruining the lion

theres no weakness lion assures u all

What's my silence worth???

whatever u want just shhhhh

Interesting offer there "

offer of a lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every seems to be forgetting the first rule of fight club

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"acid?

lion just needs his poetry book to get " him off" hahaha I don't even no what to say to that and that's a first for me "

wont see many poets like lion

believe in the lion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every seems to be forgetting the first rule of fight club "

ya get to wear short shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every seems to be forgetting the first rule of fight club

ya get to wear short shorts "

Tight shorts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/04/15 17:23:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you're gonna get choke slammed!!

chokeslam the lion?

what are u smoking jabroni

get back to bed

I'll just kick ya in the balls so

That doesn't work... I tried my foot still healing

No one is without a weakness, even lion. It's just a matter of staying conscious long enough to find it

lions only weakness is flying

lions/planes lot bad blood there

lion likes to be on land in his natural habitat "

So Lion would have no interest in a no holds barred MH370 death match at 10,000 feet??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

not to tight

as lion has experience bursting tight fitting clothing

anything higher than 15ft lion wont compete

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"acid?

lion just needs his poetry book to get " him off" hahaha I don't even no what to say to that and that's a first for me

wont see many poets like lion

believe in the lion "
Hahahaha ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the 123kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not to tight

as lion has experience bursting tight fitting clothing

anything higher than 15ft lion wont compete "

How about a steel cage bdsm match with special guest referee??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not to tight

as lion has experience bursting tight fitting clothing

anything higher than 15ft lion wont compete

How about a steel cage bdsm match with special guest referee?? "

I'm not watching unless tight shorts are involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not to tight

as lion has experience bursting tight fitting clothing

anything higher than 15ft lion wont compete

How about a steel cage bdsm match with special guest referee??

I'm not watching unless tight shorts are involved"

The in ring attire should be up to each competitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not to tight

as lion has experience bursting tight fitting clothing

anything higher than 15ft lion wont compete

How about a steel cage bdsm match with special guest referee??

I'm not watching unless tight shorts are involved"

And fire. I want fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not to tight

as lion has experience bursting tight fitting clothing

anything higher than 15ft lion wont compete

How about a steel cage bdsm match with special guest referee??

I'm not watching unless tight shorts are involved

And fire. I want fire."

and loads of oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want this title, so I'm going to get this title

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lion is back from wrestling crocodiles and gorillas in the jungle

if any one of your individual are feeling in a wrestling mood than go for it

Lion has a office suited in galway city

all applicants can apply there

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Wheres me entourage gone when I needs em most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve wrestled with alligators,

I’ve tussled with a whale.

I done handcuffed lightning

And throw thunder in jail.

You know I’m bad.

just last week, I murdered a rock,

Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.

I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.

But I can't go to Galway on principles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres me entourage gone when I needs em most. "

Reevaluating probably...

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Wheres me entourage gone when I needs em most.

Reevaluating probably..."

Im not shedding tears, Im popping champagne corks. Can you hear them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres me entourage gone when I needs em most.

Reevaluating probably..."

reevaluate all they want

the lion is far too unique or too some far too much of a lunatic to be examined or picked apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres me entourage gone when I needs em most.

Reevaluating probably...

Im not shedding tears, Im popping champagne corks. Can you hear them."

I can hear bubbles alright, I thought you were drowning.

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Wheres me entourage gone when I needs em most.

Reevaluating probably...

Im not shedding tears, Im popping champagne corks. Can you hear them.

I can hear bubbles alright, I thought you were drowning. "

Love. That's what you’re selling. Well, I don't buy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres me entourage gone when I needs em most.

Reevaluating probably...

Im not shedding tears, Im popping champagne corks. Can you hear them.

I can hear bubbles alright, I thought you were drowning.

Love. That's what you’re selling. Well, I don't buy it."

Condescension too, you're nearly complete.

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