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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tell a joke or a funny story ffs.....

I'm bored out of my bollix...

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

What do older women have between there tits that younger women don't have?

A belly button

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Whenever I have sex, it's a race to see who comes first.

Me or the police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fed up so here's my funny but true story!!

I once got locked in a confession box, this happened before my teenage years! lol! Only for my sister, I'd have been locked in there all nite!!

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

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What do you call a fella in a suit up on a tree with a briefcase??!!

A branch manager!!!

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

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"I'm fed up so here's my funny but true story!!

I once got locked in a confession box, this happened before my teenage years! lol! Only for my sister, I'd have been locked in there all nite!! "

OMG thats hilarious

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

What do u call a donkey with three legs???

A wonkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got kicked out of the swimming pool last week... The breast stroke wasnt what I thought it meant..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fed up so here's my funny but true story!!

I once got locked in a confession box, this happened before my teenage years! lol! Only for my sister, I'd have been locked in there all nite!!

OMG thats hilarious "

Honestly, I was so shy, I didn't even scream or bang the door down, I didn't even hear the priest locking the door!! lol!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

What do u call a donkey with three legs and one eye???

A winkey wonkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?

Wipe it off and apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex.

Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fed up so here's my funny but true story!!

I once got locked in a confession box, this happened before my teenage years! lol! Only for my sister, I'd have been locked in there all nite!! "

lol Were your sins were that bad that you got locked up for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fed up so here's my funny but true story!!

I once got locked in a confession box, this happened before my teenage years! lol! Only for my sister, I'd have been locked in there all nite!!

lol Were your sins were that bad that you got locked up for them "

It must have been!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says,Thats funny I dreamt I was skiing ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was in America a good few years ago and was having the advantages of bluetooth and handsfree phones explained to me..... I'm not great at tech stuff and asked the rep about this lady walking down the street alone talking out loud..

"She has it I suppose" I said..

"no " said the assistant "she's on crack"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room.

She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.

She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers.

She says, "Pink or brown. Take your pick."

I said, "How the fuck can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"

Stupid bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up to morning sex is great

But not when ur in prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call Iron Man with no suit on?

Stark naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call Iron Man with no suit on?

Stark naked. "

Oh I like that one. But I'm not imagining it...honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new prisoner is put into a cell with a 6 foot tall, 4 foot wide grizzly cell mate.

At lights out the grizzly cell mate says to his new wimpy friend "lets play mummies n daddies. Who do you want to be?"

The wimpy cell mate thinks deep and tries to outsmart the grizzly prisoner and replies "ok, i will be daddy"

The grizzly cell mate grins and says "thats fine, now come over here and suck mummy's cock!!"

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