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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So after a very long week in work i plan to get shit faced tonight. Im locking the kids away in yhere room with the ps3 and HEADPHONES as we can get rather loud

then at about 11 ill bring down our bag of tricks which is full off toys oils sexy clothes cuffs you name it its in there!!!

Then poor little old jodie is in for a flogging im gona ride that girl six ways from sunday

she is gona need a wheelchair come monday.

So what do our fellow fabbers have planed for the weekend???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So after a very long week in work i plan to get shit faced tonight. Im locking the kids away in yhere room with the ps3 and HEADPHONES as we can get rather loud

then at about 11 ill bring down our bag of tricks which is full off toys oils sexy clothes cuffs you name it its in there!!!

Then poor little old jodie is in for a flogging im gona ride that girl six ways from sunday

she is gona need a wheelchair come monday.

So what do our fellow fabbers have planed for the weekend???"

Fancy some company ,sounds like fun ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ my weekend is gonna be exceptionally dull in comparison

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Pretty much the same

But I'm going to swing from the chandelier......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could lock the kids in the shed for a few hours

and a little girl on girl always makes mr P a happy bunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty much the same

But I'm going to swing from the chandelier...... "

you have to play cia at the same time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaizers birthday celebrations commence at 1500 hours with Monday off work too

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

I plan on catchin up on the two episodes of game of thrones maybe try slide I sneaky finger in his ass that's about as exciting as my weekends gettin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ my weekend is gonna be exceptionally dull in comparison "

we could help liven it up for ye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kaizers birthday celebrations commence at 1500 hours with Monday off work too "

happy birthday dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I plan on catchin up on the two episodes of game of thrones maybe try slide I sneaky finger in his ass that's about as exciting as my weekends gettin "

ash ur lossing ur touch ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kaizers birthday celebrations commence at 1500 hours with Monday off work too

happy birthday dude "

Mucha gracias

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could lock the kids in the shed for a few hours

and a little girl on girl always makes mr P a happy bunny"

Oh la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I plan on catchin up on the two episodes of game of thrones maybe try slide I sneaky finger in his ass that's about as exciting as my weekends gettin

ash ur lossing ur touch ffs"

You're right Ash has gotten extremely tame lately

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Pretty much the same

But I'm going to swing from the chandelier......

you have to play cia at the same time lol"

mmmm that woman never shoes her face though Changing Subject.

Don't ask me why but the bit 123

123 hit. I think of thresums

cracking tune though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christ my weekend is gonna be exceptionally dull in comparison

we could help liven it up for ye"

I'd say you could

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh if only we could get a sitter id have 2 or 3 couples over & have a little party.

iv never had an orgy in my sitting room they have always been in hotels

Think ill ring mammy lol

ma ye know how ye love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're having a guest tea in the parish hall...the vicars wife is making lemon cake specially for the occasion. Followed by a talk on local wildlife by someone from the girls brigade. ....then we probably just have hard anal sex over the bonnet of the car....so fairly typical fri night for us.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're having a guest tea in the parish hall...the vicars wife is making lemon cake specially for the occasion. Followed by a talk on local wildlife by someone from the girls brigade. ....then we probably just have hard anal sex over the bonnet of the car....so fairly typical fri night for us..... "

your all sorted so. Do enjoy yourselfs!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford


"Christ my weekend is gonna be exceptionally dull in comparison "

I'm sure someone could take care of that situation if you so desired...

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN

What do u want me to lie? Haha ok I hav my gimp mask on the ready I'm gonna spit shine some little sluts arse for her tonight then whip the back of her legs till she can't walk so te bitch has to stay on her knees untame enough. ? Haha

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford


"Pretty much the same

But I'm going to swing from the chandelier...... "

Safety first. Make sure you turn off the electricity first....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do u want me to lie? Haha ok I hav my gimp mask on the ready I'm gonna spit shine some little sluts arse for her tonight then whip the back of her legs till she can't walk so te bitch has to stay on her knees untame enough. ? Haha"

ash you are way to hard on dave

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"What do u want me to lie? Haha ok I hav my gimp mask on the ready I'm gonna spit shine some little sluts arse for her tonight then whip the back of her legs till she can't walk so te bitch has to stay on her knees untame enough. ? Haha

ash you are way to hard on dave "

hahaha

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Oh if only we could get a sitter id have 2 or 3 couples over & have a little party.

iv never had an orgy in my sitting room they have always been in hotels

Think ill ring mammy lol

ma ye know how ye love me "

hey ma fancy baby sitting tonight so me and jodie can have a orgy?

No problem I do that Hope you have a great time.

Imagine a phone call to a parent like that.

if i said anything like that my father would drop dead with the fright

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh if only we could get a sitter id have 2 or 3 couples over & have a little party.

iv never had an orgy in my sitting room they have always been in hotels

Think ill ring mammy lol

ma ye know how ye love me hey ma fancy baby sitting tonight so me and jodie can have a orgy?

No problem I do that Hope you have a great time.

Imagine a phone call to a parent like that.

if i said anything like that my father would drop dead with the fright "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I plan on catchin up on the two episodes of game of thrones maybe try slide I sneaky finger in his ass that's about as exciting as my weekends gettin "
poor ash come to.limerick and join us in the southwest M&G

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"So after a very long week in work i plan to get shit faced tonight. Im locking the kids away in yhere room with the ps3 and HEADPHONES as we can get rather loud

then at about 11 ill bring down our bag of tricks which is full off toys oils sexy clothes cuffs you name it its in there!!!

Then poor little old jodie is in for a flogging im gona ride that girl six ways from sunday

she is gona need a wheelchair come monday.

So what do our fellow fabbers have planed for the weekend???"

it was gonna be a dull one but ye have inspired me to go hunt for something that will brighten up my weekend and for that i say thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're having a guest tea in the parish hall...the vicars wife is making lemon cake specially for the occasion. Followed by a talk on local wildlife by someone from the girls brigade. ....then we probably just have hard anal sex over the bonnet of the car....so fairly typical fri night for us.....

your all sorted so. Do enjoy yourselfs!"

......tbh...her lemon cake is fairly ordinary. ...but I love watching her go down on Keith. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently drinking Long Island iced teas. They are yum

I heart Friday nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do u want me to lie? Haha ok I hav my gimp mask on the ready I'm gonna spit shine some little sluts arse for her tonight then whip the back of her legs till she can't walk so te bitch has to stay on her knees untame enough. ? Haha"

See there's the Ash I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget your lube.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm currently drinking Long Island iced teas. They are yum

I heart Friday nights "

ur starting early & ye do know its the afternoon.

how many have you had

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"I plan on catchin up on the two episodes of game of thrones maybe try slide I sneaky finger in his ass that's about as exciting as my weekends gettin poor ash come to.limerick and join us in the southwest M&G "
haha wish I could I'm Savin like mad for my holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A busy vanilla weekend ahead made worse by having fet friends join celebration and no play

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By *0shadesofashWoman
over a year ago

DUBLIN


"What do u want me to lie? Haha ok I hav my gimp mask on the ready I'm gonna spit shine some little sluts arse for her tonight then whip the back of her legs till she can't walk so te bitch has to stay on her knees untame enough. ? Haha

See there's the Ash I like "

haha I know what ya like see what I wrote about ya in the fantasy Friday thread haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently drinking Long Island iced teas. They are yum

I heart Friday nights

ur starting early & ye do know its the afternoon.

how many have you had"

It's 22.32 where I am. Only 4

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By *anshee-MCouple
over a year ago

outside the city


"Oh if only we could get a sitter id have 2 or 3 couples over & have a little party.

iv never had an orgy in my sitting room they have always been in hotels

Think ill ring mammy lol

ma ye know how ye love me hey ma fancy baby sitting tonight so me and jodie can have a orgy?

No problem I do that Hope you have a great time.

Imagine a phone call to a parent like that.

if i said anything like that my father would drop dead with the fright "

Wait till the tables turn & kids ask u the same, for the same reason hahaaa

My kids would drop if they knew WHY they were left with nana so many weekends lol they would drop now coz im too busy doing the same & cant babysit for them

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"I'm currently drinking Long Island iced teas. They are yum

I heart Friday nights

ur starting early & ye do know its the afternoon.

how many have you had

It's 22.32 where I am. Only 4 "

Jayus get em in to u woman is it Fri there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O is working and I woke up with a hard-on

Thinks its going to be a case of get dinner ready, chillax until O gets home then tie her up and dp her with a dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently sitting watching some Middle Aged Arab ply two Chinese prostitutes with champagne. I'm not sure whether I'm grossed out or turned on that he's getting two women into his bed tonight

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I'm currently sitting watching some Middle Aged Arab ply two Chinese prostitutes with champagne. I'm not sure whether I'm grossed out or turned on that he's getting two women into his bed tonight "
ha ha ohhhh

what time is it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently sitting watching some Middle Aged Arab ply two Chinese prostitutes with champagne. I'm not sure whether I'm grossed out or turned on that he's getting two women into his bed tonight "

money can get you anything over there and I mean "anything"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently sitting watching some Middle Aged Arab ply two Chinese prostitutes with champagne. I'm not sure whether I'm grossed out or turned on that he's getting two women into his bed tonight ha ha ohhhh

what time is it there "

7 hours ahead of home. I feel a bit of a wet blanket munching on a digestive biscuit and smoking a cigarette

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I'm currently sitting watching some Middle Aged Arab ply two Chinese prostitutes with champagne. I'm not sure whether I'm grossed out or turned on that he's getting two women into his bed tonight ha ha ohhhh

what time is it there

7 hours ahead of home. I feel a bit of a wet blanket munching on a digestive biscuit and smoking a cigarette "

aww laelaps

I'd love to be there munching on a digestive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently sitting watching some Middle Aged Arab ply two Chinese prostitutes with champagne. I'm not sure whether I'm grossed out or turned on that he's getting two women into his bed tonight ha ha ohhhh

what time is it there

7 hours ahead of home. I feel a bit of a wet blanket munching on a digestive biscuit and smoking a cigarette aww laelaps

I'd love to be there munching on a digestive.

"

I'd only allow you if you promised to eat the biscuit with me like it was a piece of spaghetti

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I'm currently sitting watching some Middle Aged Arab ply two Chinese prostitutes with champagne. I'm not sure whether I'm grossed out or turned on that he's getting two women into his bed tonight ha ha ohhhh

what time is it there

7 hours ahead of home. I feel a bit of a wet blanket munching on a digestive biscuit and smoking a cigarette aww laelaps

I'd love to be there munching on a digestive.

I'd only allow you if you promised to eat the biscuit with me like it was a piece of spaghetti "

hell ya Nom Nom

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