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By *auraxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

east

I was just chatting to a lovely gorgeous girl who likes to have a full spray tan before she has a meet as it gives her more body confidence.

Just curious if others do it too? Or what is your meet ready routine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Herself like to go on sun bed and get makeup done before we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuppa tea an a crisp sambo gets me ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might bite the toenails to a reasonable level if I can be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes me about an hour to get ready thats shower .hair and makeup i dont do tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nails,pedicure,hair done and wax

Alex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of redbull and im rearing to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really have a routine, Im very ocd about personal grooming and I am smooth at all times..

I my hair is obsessively done each and everyday, make up is minimal as always, I don't really need it but I like to wear it, I'm lucky im naturally sallow skinned so I don't need tan, but I do love getting tan done. Don't see the point in only getting everything done for a meet but letting things slide normally, I like to look good at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been known to take off my wellies on special occasions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will spend 20 minutes trying to get my hair perfect

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I do make the effort.

I just forget to bring a hairbrush and makeup with me travelling back from Dublin on the bus with hair all over the place mascara down to my cheeeks. I looked like I had been through the wars mortified I Was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do make the effort.

I just forget to bring a hairbrush and makeup with me travelling back from Dublin on the bus with hair all over the place mascara down to my cheeeks. I looked like I had been through the wars mortified I Was"

Ha ha ohh god I can imagine...

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"I do make the effort.

I just forget to bring a hairbrush and makeup with me travelling back from Dublin on the bus with hair all over the place mascara down to my cheeeks. I looked like I had been through the wars mortified I Was

Ha ha ohh god I can imagine... "
got I'm St midnight to my oldest greating me when I got in

saying jesus what happened to you mum! Told her I fell asleep on the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might bite the toenails to a reasonable level if I can be bothered "

For the love of God I wish hunter would sign his posts

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

Shower, shave my butthole, pluck my nipple hair if I realllly like the guy.

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Make sure my lucky white sport socks are clean....you never know when a camera will come out.

Of course, if they're buried at the bottom of the linen basket, I'll wear them anyway....can always photoshop them white afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower, shave my butthole, pluck my nipple hair if I realllly like the guy. "

butthole shaving is essential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been known to take off my wellies on special occasions... "

I'm taking notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower, shave my butthole, pluck my nipple hair if I realllly like the guy.

butthole shaving is essential "
I can never reach mine lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Shower, shave my butthole, pluck my nipple hair if I realllly like the guy. "

Ffs Elfie at least bleach the tash

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By *rutus83Man
over a year ago

naas


"Shower, shave my butthole, pluck my nipple hair if I realllly like the guy.

butthole shaving is essential I can never reach mine lol"

Lmao

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"Shower, shave my butthole, pluck my nipple hair if I realllly like the guy. "

I've pretty much the same routine

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

I don't do anything for a meet, but I am known to get ideas and do them.

For example I could have a shower getting ready for a meet, the idea of shaving could come into my head and then I shave my whole body of all hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do anything for a meet, but I am known to get ideas and do them.

For example I could have a shower getting ready for a meet, the idea of shaving could come into my head and then I shave my whole body of all hair."

I was about to write I shower but now I can't cos it would look so unoriginal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to bate the lynx foe the pits. ...and I know ive said it before. ..a liberal dask of brut round the balls. ...ffs...the girls be hanging off ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to bate the lynx foe the pits. ...and I know ive said it before. ..a liberal dask of brut round the balls. ...ffs...the girls be hanging off ya... "

Casey ya shouldn't give ur secrets away

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Ffs lads put some effort in I start two days before drinking 4lts of water a day don't want to fail due to dehydration on the day of the meet, nails to be trimmed both toes and fingers. shave high up and loan down this usually involves a little tug as well,trim nose,ear and under arms nothing worse than looking like a gorilla. moisturise u don't want her going down there to flakes of skin deodorant u don't want a smell of bo as u pin her to the wall her head turned sideways to inhale yesterdays sweat. A little aftershave not to much do u know the price of that stuff Check every thing has being done double check for belly button fluff then get dressed. Clean socks jocks are optional nice crisp shirt or if its warm enough T-shirt well fitting trousers first impressions are every thing.

Then fire up the lappy and send 100 fancy a fuck i am in ur area msgs with ten cock PIC from different angles and wait for a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs lads put some effort in I start two days before drinking 4lts of water a day don't want to fail due to dehydration on the day of the meet, nails to be trimmed both toes and fingers. shave high up and loan down this usually involves a little tug as well,trim nose,ear and under arms nothing worse than looking like a gorilla. moisturise u don't want her going down there to flakes of skin deodorant u don't want a smell of bo as u pin her to the wall her head turned sideways to inhale yesterdays sweat. A little aftershave not to much do u know the price of that stuff Check every thing has being done double check for belly button fluff then get dressed. Clean socks jocks are optional nice crisp shirt or if its warm enough T-shirt well fitting trousers first impressions are every thing.

Then fire up the lappy and send 100 fancy a fuck i am in ur area msgs with ten cock PIC from different angles and wait for a reply "

you forgot the strict diet of pineapple 5 days before a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate the oompa loompa look lol

Go for natural and comfy. Be yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower, shave my butthole, pluck my nipple hair if I realllly like the guy.

butthole shaving is essential "

But not mandatory. Right?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs lads put some effort in I start two days before drinking 4lts of water a day don't want to fail due to dehydration on the day of the meet, nails to be trimmed both toes and fingers. shave high up and loan down this usually involves a little tug as well,trim nose,ear and under arms nothing worse than looking like a gorilla. moisturise u don't want her going down there to flakes of skin deodorant u don't want a smell of bo as u pin her to the wall her head turned sideways to inhale yesterdays sweat. A little aftershave not to much do u know the price of that stuff Check every thing has being done double check for belly button fluff then get dressed. Clean socks jocks are optional nice crisp shirt or if its warm enough T-shirt well fitting trousers first impressions are every thing.

Then fire up the lappy and send 100 fancy a fuck i am in ur area msgs with ten cock PIC from different angles and wait for a reply

you forgot the strict diet of pineapple 5 days before a meet "

I up graded to having pineapple as my one of my five a day I was a boy scout u know always ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower, shave my butthole, pluck my nipple hair if I realllly like the guy. "
... _lfies arse is like father teds... ....just kidding lego !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No currys or garlic night before oh and yes a douche an anal that is,lol

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin


"Shower, shave my butthole, pluck my nipple hair if I realllly like the guy. ... _lfies arse is like father teds... ....just kidding lego !!!!"

Big oul hairy arse on ya, Ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make shure ive clean y-fronts on at da shtart of dat week, wash me hands really well, try to get all da manure out from me fingernails, put extra wax on me comb over...and try to minimise food schtuck to me dentures at da front of me mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to bate the lynx foe the pits. ...and I know ive said it before. ..a liberal dask of brut round the balls. ...ffs...the girls be hanging off ya...

Casey ya shouldn't give ur secrets away "
......ah sure there's loads to go round. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs lads put some effort in I start two days before drinking 4lts of water a day don't want to fail due to dehydration on the day of the meet, nails to be trimmed both toes and fingers. shave high up and loan down this usually involves a little tug as well,trim nose,ear and under arms nothing worse than looking like a gorilla. moisturise u don't want her going down there to flakes of skin deodorant u don't want a smell of bo as u pin her to the wall her head turned sideways to inhale yesterdays sweat. A little aftershave not to much do u know the price of that stuff Check every thing has being done double check for belly button fluff then get dressed. Clean socks jocks are optional nice crisp shirt or if its warm enough T-shirt well fitting trousers first impressions are every thing.

Then fire up the lappy and send 100 fancy a fuck i am in ur area msgs with ten cock PIC from different angles and wait for a reply "

When you gonna be in my area

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs lads put some effort in I start two days before drinking 4lts of water a day don't want to fail due to dehydration on the day of the meet, nails to be trimmed both toes and fingers. shave high up and loan down this usually involves a little tug as well,trim nose,ear and under arms nothing worse than looking like a gorilla. moisturise u don't want her going down there to flakes of skin deodorant u don't want a smell of bo as u pin her to the wall her head turned sideways to inhale yesterdays sweat. A little aftershave not to much do u know the price of that stuff Check every thing has being done double check for belly button fluff then get dressed. Clean socks jocks are optional nice crisp shirt or if its warm enough T-shirt well fitting trousers first impressions are every thing.

Then fire up the lappy and send 100 fancy a fuck i am in ur area msgs with ten cock PIC from different angles and wait for a reply

When you gonna be in my area "

End of june

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs lads put some effort in I start two days before drinking 4lts of water a day don't want to fail due to dehydration on the day of the meet, nails to be trimmed both toes and fingers. shave high up and loan down this usually involves a little tug as well,trim nose,ear and under arms nothing worse than looking like a gorilla. moisturise u don't want her going down there to flakes of skin deodorant u don't want a smell of bo as u pin her to the wall her head turned sideways to inhale yesterdays sweat. A little aftershave not to much do u know the price of that stuff Check every thing has being done double check for belly button fluff then get dressed. Clean socks jocks are optional nice crisp shirt or if its warm enough T-shirt well fitting trousers first impressions are every thing.

Then fire up the lappy and send 100 fancy a fuck i am in ur area msgs with ten cock PIC from different angles and wait for a reply

When you gonna be in my area

End of june "

Really ?

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Hair ...takes some time...

Pedicure. ..

Manicure ...

Wax.....

Eyebrows. ..

Eyelashes. ...

Maybe a new outfit...

tan...

I think Apples has a shower. ..

Ollie...

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"I might bite the toenails to a reasonable level if I can be bothered "

We really hope that is Hunter...not Belle...lol

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

I practice a new walk and new accent, so if anyone I know sees me out they wont recognise me.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Ffs lads put some effort in I start two days before drinking 4lts of water a day don't want to fail due to dehydration on the day of the meet, nails to be trimmed both toes and fingers. shave high up and loan down this usually involves a little tug as well,trim nose,ear and under arms nothing worse than looking like a gorilla. moisturise u don't want her going down there to flakes of skin deodorant u don't want a smell of bo as u pin her to the wall her head turned sideways to inhale yesterdays sweat. A little aftershave not to much do u know the price of that stuff Check every thing has being done double check for belly button fluff then get dressed. Clean socks jocks are optional nice crisp shirt or if its warm enough T-shirt well fitting trousers first impressions are every thing.

Then fire up the lappy and send 100 fancy a fuck i am in ur area msgs with ten cock PIC from different angles and wait for a reply

When you gonna be in my area

End of june

Really ? "

Really

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I just dip myself in chocolate and lie back....

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

The amount of times someone has said to me "Safey, seen your double in town with a hewer draped off his arm"

and Ill be like "Oh? I was in bed asleep" and they are like "Oh i know, sounded nothing like you and the guy had a limp"..

By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail.

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Hate the oompa loompa look lol

Go for natural and comfy. Be yourself

"

absolutely, Plus if you're hosting, the apres meet pink sheets don't look cool at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might bite the toenails to a reasonable level if I can be bothered

We really hope that is Hunter...not Belle...lol"

I'm trying to train him to sign posts like this . Can you tell he's untrainable?

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By *icketyupWoman
over a year ago

dublin


"I was just chatting to a lovely gorgeous girl who likes to have a full spray tan before she has a meet as it gives her more body confidence.

Just curious if others do it too? Or what is your meet ready routine?"

I'd be similar to this person as o always find I'm more confident in myself with some tan on but that's across the board not just for meets. There's nothing I do for a meet that I don't do usually although I do inspect my waxed areas to ensure they're smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do the showering craic shave etc then out blowdry and straighten hair then have a couple of glasses of wine to steady the nerves do make up and then I'm good to go and that's when sometimes I get the message saying oh I can't come ffs what a waste lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know when it happens....

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

Shower shit and shave but not always in that order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightly talc of the balls and I'm good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shower shit and shave but not always in that order. "

It's normally shit shower and shave for optimal results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might bite the toenails to a reasonable level if I can be bothered "

Toes looked good last week, still say you should of left the heels on lol

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple
over a year ago

City


"I will spend 20 minutes trying to get my hair perfect "

id actually rumble if i met ya for a laugh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will spend 20 minutes trying to get my hair perfect

id actually rumble if i met ya for a laugh!!!

"

I might let you away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might bite the toenails to a reasonable level if I can be bothered

Toes looked good last week, still say you should of left the heels on lol"

I will next time I promise

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"I might bite the toenails to a reasonable level if I can be bothered

For the love of God I wish hunter would sign his posts "

pmsl (mrs 2-4)

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

wash the old condoms and get rid of the kids outta house then I am good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know me. I just come as I am.....if I have time, make up, hair and perfume all topped u. With me. It's what ya see is what ya get xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

start the strimmer and see how much of the bush we can remove then kick the dog of my jacket and give it a few slaps to loosen of the dog hairs, maybe even spray some deodorant on it, oh and never ever forget to remove the mothballs from the pockets, then of we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipe, dry shampoo and chewing gum. Sorted! :P

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick


"Shower shit and shave but not always in that order.

It's normally shit shower and shave for optimal results "

Sometimes I just trim instead of shave.

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