FabSwingers.com forum: Biggs Bar re opening...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Calm down calm down..

So it seems I've been asked to re open Biggs Bar...

The name stays the same (the man himself may one day return from real life)..

I'm going to need some help so every week I'll "delegate "(nice way of saying bully or coax or pester lol) one of you to take over for the night...

How's that sound...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what if the person you nominate isn't available that particular nite! What happens then!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bother just give me good whiskey

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

Be sure to ask him for I.D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be sure to ask him for I.D

Ffs I haven't been asked for that in years

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

I'll do barmaid some night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill lend a hand. Could do with a few €!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too early for wine?

Oh actually make that pimms - its pimms o'clock yay!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Busty barmaids are essential

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"Be sure to ask him for I.D

Ffs I haven't been asked for that in years

Aren't you lucky! I still get asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be sure to ask him for I.D

Ffs I haven't been asked for that in years

Aren't you lucky! I still get asked

Is that not a compliment for you though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And what if the person you nominate isn't available that particular nite! What happens then!?

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...then you can take over lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right so.. .. All drinks on the house (climb up and feckin get them)...

It's Happy Hour (maybe two).

Beer is free...

Shots are optional (but play safe

I'll give free darts to the Least Dressed Lady..

Self service available (we are all pervs after all

I'll be back soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do barmaid some night

I'd like to do the barmaid some night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it too early for wine?

Oh actually make that pimms - its pimms o'clock yay!"

Never too early for pimms o'clock Belle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have a sarsparella..... In a dirty glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do barmaid some night

I'd like to do the barmaid some night

I'm doing the bar maid soon

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I'll do barmaid but not tonight,,I'm joining in on the drinking sesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And what if the person you nominate isn't available that particular nite! What happens then!?

...then you can take over lol

What if I'm not available mister!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slide us down a couple of cold bottles & a Tequila slammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it too early for wine?

Oh actually make that pimms - its pimms o'clock yay!"

Ohhhhhhh...I love pimms!

I could really wash down a COCKtail right now tho

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By *HandDNCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

If I do security do I get to "do" a barmaid too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And what if the person you nominate isn't available that particular nite! What happens then!?

...then you can take over lol

What if I'm not available mister!! lol!

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...you are making a lot of racket for a silent partner

Look after this lot and I'll get the cocktail sausages I've been keeping warm out of the electric blanket....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I do security do I get to "do" a barmaid too?"

I dunno I can text her now and ask but I'm qualified for security too so

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Champagne please, I fancy splurging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Champagne please, I fancy splurging

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....we'll open a case for the birthday girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

cucumber in your hendricks?? That's a new one on me I'm going to have to try that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

"
...conas ta tu cailin dana...

On the way..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

cucumber in your hendricks?? That's a new one on me I'm going to have to try that!"

It's delicious.. It's how it's supposed to be served. Hope you like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

cucumber in your hendricks?? That's a new one on me I'm going to have to try that!"
....ye can bring ye're own cucumbers...we'll supply the cling film..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

...conas ta tu cailin dana...

On the way..

Merci!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

Make that 2!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

cucumber in your hendricks?? That's a new one on me I'm going to have to try that!"

Do!, Hendricks is infused with juniper, rose and cucumber, so serving with cucumber is very complimentary over a traditional citrus. It's very delicious and distinctive, but if you're dabbling, try Tanqueray "10", its without doubt something from the top shelf.

Gin makes you sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I think it's time now for the cake!! Is the birthday girl around!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

cucumber in your hendricks?? That's a new one on me I'm going to have to try that!

Gin makes you sin

I don't need gin for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im old fashioned...pint stout please!!

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

cucumber in your hendricks?? That's a new one on me I'm going to have to try that!

Gin makes you sin

I don't need gin for that

You just schwepped me off my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I please have a Hendricks and tonic with a slice of cucumber and ice...

Más é do thoil é

cucumber in your hendricks?? That's a new one on me I'm going to have to try that!

Gin makes you sin

I don't need gin for that

You just schwepped me off my feet.

I have that effect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the birthday celebrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the birthday celebrations

It's never too early for a mimosa, Goldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the birthday celebrations

It's never too early for a mimosa, Goldie

Only if you're gonna join me Bold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the birthday celebrations

It's never too early for a mimosa, Goldie

Only if you're gonna join me Bold

No encouragement needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the birthday celebrations

It's never too early for a mimosa, Goldie

Only if you're gonna join me Bold

No encouragement needed

Cheers Ma Deer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the birthday celebrations

You didn't miss it, _isdirtygirl wasn't around to blow out the candles! We have the cake here for her to collect!! If she doesn't come soon however, we'll have to eat the cake ourselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the birthday celebrations

You didn't miss it, _isdirtygirl wasn't around to blow out the candles! We have the cake here for her to collect!! If she doesn't come soon however, we'll have to eat the cake ourselves!

Hope it's chocolate cake Rose;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the birthday celebrations

You didn't miss it, _isdirtygirl wasn't around to blow out the candles! We have the cake here for her to collect!! If she doesn't come soon however, we'll have to eat the cake ourselves!

Hope it's chocolate cake Rose;)"

Always chocolate!!

It was chocolate fudge cake!!

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By *owdyBoobyMan
over a year ago

limerick

"Can't believe I fell asleep and missed the birthday celebrations

You didn't miss it, _isdirtygirl wasn't around to blow out the candles! We have the cake here for her to collect!! If she doesn't come soon however, we'll have to eat the cake ourselves!

Hope it's chocolate cake Rose;)

Always chocolate!!

It was chocolate fudge cake!!

Love it, myself and dirty will both have to blow out candles on Sat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake, who's got cake?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake, who's got cake?!

At Biggs Bar last I brought out the cake but misD wasn't around to blow out the candles!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Cake, who's got cake?!

At Biggs Bar last I brought out the cake but misD wasn't around to blow out the candles!

I was asleep from all the champagne I drank!!! The bubbles went straight to my head

I'm as useless as a bikini in a hurricane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggs bar ??? I Gota get me an invitation

;) haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake, who's got cake?!

At Biggs Bar last I brought out the cake but misD wasn't around to blow out the candles!

I was asleep from all the champagne I drank!!! The bubbles went straight to my head

I'm as useless as a bikini in a hurricane

That's what you get from drinking too much champagne!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Cake, who's got cake?!

At Biggs Bar last I brought out the cake but misD wasn't around to blow out the candles!

I was asleep from all the champagne I drank!!! The bubbles went straight to my head

I'm as useless as a bikini in a hurricane

That's what you get from drinking too much champagne!!

I'm taking the pledge Posie!' these virtual hangovers are a killer

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