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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have to wonder how someone would entertain you on here if the first mail you send says "sexy holes" and nothing more ...... do they honestly think that will et a reply?

A classic one that I will never forget was "I can be with you in an hour and fuck you stupid in the back seat of my car"

Really??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think the would at least offer you the front seet.. lmao

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

I like to message people who have "Don't just say hi, or one word" with "Hi" to see if I can be the exception to the rule.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"think the would at least offer you the front seet.. lmao"

sure the gear stick would get in the way..... lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one i got tonight was id meet you and smash your doors in ever such a classy man right there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to message people who have "Don't just say hi, or one word" with "Hi" to see if I can be the exception to the rule."

smarty pants.............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The one i got tonight was id meet you and smash your doors in ever such a classy man right there lol"

coulda been the same guy lol......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think the would at least offer you the front seet.. lmao

sure the gear stick would get in the way..... lmao"

could use it to the advantage lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"think the would at least offer you the front seet.. lmao

sure the gear stick would get in the way..... lmao

could use it to the advantage lol... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one i got tonight was id meet you and smash your doors in ever such a classy man right there lol

coulda been the same guy lol......"

Lol mine was from somewhere in belfast the quickest ive ever deleted a message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The one i got tonight was id meet you and smash your doors in ever such a classy man right there lol

coulda been the same guy lol......

Lol mine was from somewhere in belfast the quickest ive ever deleted a message"

the "sexy holes" was this evening from donegal.......... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my fave of all time "are you for sex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to be polite and nice.. Always ends up a 20 sentence essay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my fave of all time "are you for sex" "

Haha that made

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland


"The one i got tonight was id meet you and smash your doors in ever such a classy man right there lol"

that would be explain your status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had the usual oh those lips would look well wrapped around my cock. Or the ever so nice bend over and ill fuck you silly baffles me how some men get any meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

I got asked

Yesterday.

Do you know where the keys are to my jeep I want to go and play golf.

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received "

wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received

wtf "

that's jus wrong wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/04/15 21:10:07]

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

Nothing wrong with wanting to finger pop the brown hole of satan as the golden nectar flows from the place of birth.

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By *ussyhoundMan
over a year ago

Dungannon

I've been asked how's my dad keeping??

Come on my dad

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By *SinfullyCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Co Antrim, N. Ireland


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received

wtf

that's jus wrong wtf "

Hi Fiesty- good weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours was will you bring her to my job and fuck her in front of me on my desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received "

If you think thats bad i had a guy ask me not to shower for a few days and meet him oh and then take a shit on his chest i mean really wtf is wrong with men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received

If you think thats bad i had a guy ask me not to shower for a few days and meet him oh and then take a shit on his chest i mean really wtf is wrong with men "

People have many different kinks, no need to say there is something wrong with them. How are they supposed to live out their fantasy if not by asking clearly of what they are looking for. As long as they are not pushy with it, it is a fair question/request if this is what they desire.

Another thing might be kids being silly and messaging random shiet to people for shiets and giggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received

If you think thats bad i had a guy ask me not to shower for a few days and meet him oh and then take a shit on his chest i mean really wtf is wrong with men

People have many different kinks, no need to say there is something wrong with them. How are they supposed to live out their fantasy if not by asking clearly of what they are looking for. As long as they are not pushy with it, it is a fair question/request if this is what they desire.

Another thing might be kids being silly and messaging random shiet to people for shiets and giggles."

And i understand men have different kinks but to ask a woman who your speaking to for the first time to do this isnt really ideal dont get me wrong im all up for kink but i draw a line at some things. The fact he kept pestering me didnt help either

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas

On the law of averages, if you send enough "hi, fancy a fuck" messages, someone will say yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the law of averages, if you send enough "hi, fancy a fuck" messages, someone will say yes. "

Does that work on men lol

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By *illow1972Man
over a year ago

Naas


"On the law of averages, if you send enough "hi, fancy a fuck" messages, someone will say yes.

Does that work on men lol"

Yip, although you'd only need to send one or two and ye'd be sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received

If you think thats bad i had a guy ask me not to shower for a few days and meet him oh and then take a shit on his chest i mean really wtf is wrong with men

People have many different kinks, no need to say there is something wrong with them. How are they supposed to live out their fantasy if not by asking clearly of what they are looking for. As long as they are not pushy with it, it is a fair question/request if this is what they desire.

Another thing might be kids being silly and messaging random shiet to people for shiets and giggles.

And i understand men have different kinks but to ask a woman who your speaking to for the first time to do this isnt really ideal dont get me wrong im all up for kink but i draw a line at some things. The fact he kept pestering me didnt help either"

Men and women, I guess both genders can be equally inventive in what they find sexually attractive or interesting. I am fully with you on the pestering thing. Asking once is OK, but not giving up when someone says 'no' or deletes the message is a bad behaviour.

Tbh, if someone in their first message asked me to do skat or golden shower, I would probably just say 'no thank you, not my thing' and would block them/her with a proper comment on the profile, to make sure I know why they/she are/is blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received

If you think thats bad i had a guy ask me not to shower for a few days and meet him oh and then take a shit on his chest i mean really wtf is wrong with men

People have many different kinks, no need to say there is something wrong with them. How are they supposed to live out their fantasy if not by asking clearly of what they are looking for. As long as they are not pushy with it, it is a fair question/request if this is what they desire.

Another thing might be kids being silly and messaging random shiet to people for shiets and giggles.

And i understand men have different kinks but to ask a woman who your speaking to for the first time to do this isnt really ideal dont get me wrong im all up for kink but i draw a line at some things. The fact he kept pestering me didnt help either

Men and women, I guess both genders can be equally inventive in what they find sexually attractive or interesting. I am fully with you on the pestering thing. Asking once is OK, but not giving up when someone says 'no' or deletes the message is a bad behaviour.

Tbh, if someone in their first message asked me to do skat or golden shower, I would probably just say 'no thank you, not my thing' and would block them/her with a proper comment on the profile, to make sure I know why they/she are/is blocked. "

Thats what i ended up doing but sure they can just open a new account straight away had that some really dont give up lol

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

But pestering works.

Tell a girl you can travel, you can accommodate, you can book a hotel, you will pay, you can do short notice. Tell them they are pretty, tell them you want them.

Ask them to meet, if they say no, ask for social meets, pester them a bit over it, when they agree meet them somewhere you can have sex with them, a hotel etc.

When at the meet tell them you want them, you will book a room if they want, flatter them.

Dont put all your eggs in one basket, try organise other meets there for later/next day etc.

If you do it right you will be leaving a veri for one girl as you're on your way to another.

If you cant manage to convince someone to even meet then lurk on the forums, find out who the party organisers are, agree with them every now and then when they post. Go into the chat and dont bother chat, go in with the intention of making yourself look like a good addition to a social.

Agree with them, flatter them, be nice, smile. Stay for as long as you can keep it up then leave.

After a while when a social happens where new people are invited, put your name down straight away, they will recognise you and put you on the list.

Or whatever, I don't really care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NSWN I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked by a man to come to his house get sucked off by him while he let his dog lick his ballbag at the same time.. Thats no word of a lie, this was about week or two after i joined the site, i seriously thought what have i let myself in for here, but thankfully not too many since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But pestering works.

Tell a girl you can travel, you can accommodate, you can book a hotel, you will pay, you can do short notice. Tell them they are pretty, tell them you want them.

Ask them to meet, if they say no, ask for social meets, pester them a bit over it, when they agree meet them somewhere you can have sex with them, a hotel etc.

When at the meet tell them you want them, you will book a room if they want, flatter them.

Dont put all your eggs in one basket, try organise other meets there for later/next day etc.

If you do it right you will be leaving a veri for one girl as you're on your way to another.

If you cant manage to convince someone to even meet then lurk on the forums, find out who the party organisers are, agree with them every now and then when they post. Go into the chat and dont bother chat, go in with the intention of making yourself look like a good addition to a social.

Agree with them, flatter them, be nice, smile. Stay for as long as you can keep it up then leave.

After a while when a social happens where new people are invited, put your name down straight away, they will recognise you and put you on the list.

Or whatever, I don't really care."

haha, brilliant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got asked 'can I pay u to watch how u fab??'....yup..this place is bonkers...and nswn..stop giving up all me secrets!!!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin


"But pestering works.

Tell a girl you can travel, you can accommodate, you can book a hotel, you will pay, you can do short notice. Tell them they are pretty, tell them you want them.

Ask them to meet, if they say no, ask for social meets, pester them a bit over it, when they agree meet them somewhere you can have sex with them, a hotel etc.

When at the meet tell them you want them, you will book a room if they want, flatter them.

Dont put all your eggs in one basket, try organise other meets there for later/next day etc.

If you do it right you will be leaving a veri for one girl as you're on your way to another.

If you cant manage to convince someone to even meet then lurk on the forums, find out who the party organisers are, agree with them every now and then when they post. Go into the chat and dont bother chat, go in with the intention of making yourself look like a good addition to a social.

Agree with them, flatter them, be nice, smile. Stay for as long as you can keep it up then leave.

After a while when a social happens where new people are invited, put your name down straight away, they will recognise you and put you on the list.

Or whatever, I don't really care."

I've nearly choked reading that!!!!

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received "

That wouldn't shock a few of the ladies on here

( including a few frequent forum posters !)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received

That wouldn't shock a few of the ladies on here

( including a few frequent forum posters !) "
....you know this for a fact? ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one i got tonight was id meet you and smash your doors in ever such a classy man right there lol

coulda been the same guy lol......

Lol mine was from somewhere in belfast the quickest ive ever deleted a message

the "sexy holes" was this evening from donegal.......... lol"

Someone else calls you that too???

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By *obbie65Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Can I finger your ass while you piss into my mouth?

Was one I received

That wouldn't shock a few of the ladies on here

( including a few frequent forum posters !) ....you know this for a fact? .. "

For the avoidance of doubt, not the OP.

And factually - 1 - must be more though - if so please add your names below ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to wonder how someone would entertain you on here if the first mail you send says "sexy holes" and nothing more ...... do they honestly think that will et a reply?

A classic one that I will never forget was "I can be with you in an hour and fuck you stupid in the back seat of my car"

Really??????"
for some of us girls it can work an like mails like that if u don't like it just say no thanks

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