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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

......award goes to myself.

I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!

It's only freakin' Monday!

Things can only get better, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao I've just spat me carlsberg out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just talented, Well done you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......award goes to myself.

I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!

.....hah.. real pain. .....getting your mickey caught in the zip. .

It's only freakin' Monday!

Things can only get better, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's just talented, Well done you

It's bloody sore, there's a lump on my bottom lip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! Hopefully fresh sheets when you snuggle up tonight will have been worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ouch! Hopefully fresh sheets when you snuggle up tonight will have been worth it. "

There's always an upside!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lmao I've just spat me carlsberg out

Oooops, my bad!

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

I put a shelf up beside my bed. Was one of the greatest achievements of my life. I put a kettle on it now and make cups of tea in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need it kissed better bold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need it kissed better bold

This is so true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......award goes to myself.

I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!

It's only freakin' Monday!

Things can only get better, right?

Sorry for laughing but that is brilliant !! Lol!!!

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

oh sorry, you said fitted bed sheet, i thought it was fitted bed shelf, my above comment doesnt make much sense now, so here is another.

I once stabbed myself while cutting wire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"......award goes to myself.

I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!

It's only freakin' Monday!

Things can only get better, right?

Sorry for laughing but that is brilliant !! Lol!!!

Feck off.... Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes you feel any better I once saw a lad punch himself in the face during a fight at school !

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"......award goes to myself.

I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!

It's only freakin' Monday!

Things can only get better, right?

snap...I just after cutting my head of the door of the van..suppose that's what I get for sneaking off work early....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

sorry to laugh but ive done this before too

My worst is in bed texting on my iPhone and I keep dropping it on my face!!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"......award goes to myself.

I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!

It's only freakin' Monday!

Things can only get better, right?

Ha Ha!!!!! Poor you!!!

sorry!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Cracking my toe has to be the worse thing ever and I'm forever doing it against a table or chair,,the pain goes straight to my brain and feel my head will explode, plus the ugly face that's pulled while I'm hopping around ain't a pretty sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's just talented, Well done you

It's bloody sore, there's a lump on my bottom lip!

Aww I'd offer to kiss it better but that'd only make it worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cracking my toe has to be the worse thing ever and I'm forever doing it against a table or chair,,the pain goes straight to my brain and feel my head will explode, plus the ugly face that's pulled while I'm hopping around ain't a pretty sight

try doing that then hoping on to a plug!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

try doing that then hoping on to a plug!

My toes are curling in horror here!!! You've a death wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol

sorry to laugh but ive done this before too

My worst is in bed texting on my iPhone and I keep dropping it on my face!!

Two very hot guys have just asked me,at work, what's happened my gob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell out of the shower when i slipped sharing it with a friend and took the shower door with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell out of the shower when i slipped sharing it with a friend and took the shower door with me

Oooh, ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell out of the shower when i slipped sharing it with a friend and took the shower door with me

Oh I've such a fear of that happening during a meet

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

My friend has a wobbly toilet seat. Smack straight down on my ass in between the toilet and the wall. .It bloody hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell out of the shower when i slipped sharing it with a friend and took the shower door with me

Oh I've such a fear of that happening during a meet

That would be a fairly cringy moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol

sorry to laugh but ive done this before too

My worst is in bed texting on my iPhone and I keep dropping it on my face!!

This!!!!!! And I wear glasses, always afraid I'll crack them, supposedly scratch proof but I have my doubts about smash proof

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By *ukem87Couple
over a year ago

Toronto

Winding up extension chords around my elbow, smack! The plug head hits me straight into the goods.

They are sore to step on, so imagine getting one in the junk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh troy here i take this award.

I Was trying to get at a box in work, it had banding on it,and was really heavy!

Im very tall, but it was ever so slightly out of reach.

But like the yorkie man add on tv! I was not for giveing in.

I Got up on another box and grabbed the banding! And gave its sockS!

It was weged in but fmdd i was not letting a box stop me!

I pulled with everything i had and!!! Snap the band gave way and i punched myself straight in the face hard, then to add insult to stupid injury i fell off the box and hurt my ass!

idiot!! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh troy here i take this award.

I Was trying to get at a box in work, it had banding on it,and was really heavy!

Im very tall, but it was ever so slightly out of reach.

But like the yorkie man add on tv! I was not for giveing in.

I Got up on another box and grabbed the banding! And gave its sockS!

It was weged in but fmdd i was not letting a box stop me!

I pulled with everything i had and!!! Snap the band gave way and i punched myself straight in the face hard, then to add insult to stupid injury i fell off the box and hurt my ass!

idiot!! Hahaha

Lol, we can share the award!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh troy here i take this award.

I Was trying to get at a box in work, it had banding on it,and was really heavy!

Im very tall, but it was ever so slightly out of reach.

But like the yorkie man add on tv! I was not for giveing in.

I Got up on another box and grabbed the banding! And gave its sockS!

It was weged in but fmdd i was not letting a box stop me!

I pulled with everything i had and!!! Snap the band gave way and i punched myself straight in the face hard, then to add insult to stupid injury i fell off the box and hurt my ass!

idiot!! Hahaha

Lol, we can share the award!

Consider the podium shared

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol, we can share the award!

Consider the podium shared

Excellent, sharing is caring!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Ohh troy here i take this award.

I Was trying to get at a box in work, it had banding on it,and was really heavy!

Im very tall, but it was ever so slightly out of reach.

But like the yorkie man add on tv! I was not for giveing in.

I Got up on another box and grabbed the banding! And gave its sockS!

It was weged in but fmdd i was not letting a box stop me!

I pulled with everything i had and!!! Snap the band gave way and i punched myself straight in the face hard, then to add insult to stupid injury i fell off the box and hurt my ass!

idiot!! Hahaha

are u related to Frank Spencer by any chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to keep you all abreast of my situation... I have a nice swollen bottom lip today topped off with a stunningly beautiful purple bruise.

Ever so sexy....

(not!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......award goes to myself.

I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!

It's only freakin' Monday!

Things can only get better, right?

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aye right boldgirl you've been doin that shot glass challenge tell the truth lol

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By *ore of thatMan
over a year ago

skerries

you couldn't look bad no matter what face you pulled..Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"......award goes to myself.

I've somehow managed to give myself a fat bottom lip. Putting on a fitted bed sheet I just punched myself right in the gob!

It's only freakin' Monday!

Things can only get better, right?

aye right boldgirl you've been doin that shot glass challenge tell the truth lol

I'm afraid changing bed sheets is as exciting as it got. I have a great punch though

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