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"Nah I don't think its possible to replace the warm wetness of a woman's tongue,slowly stroking around ur thick hard shaft right around and then up to the tip,then as she watches u she gently slips her tongue into the slit,parting her lips slowly as u push the head of ur cock into the wetness of her mouth,tilting her head back to look in her eyes as u stretch her lips wider forcing itself deeper,rubbing ur cock against her tongue,watching her eyes water as u hit the back of her throat and the drool running down ur cock and dripping from ur balls........ Should I stop???? " | |||
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"Nah I don't think its possible to replace the warm wetness of a woman's tongue,slowly stroking around ur thick hard shaft right around and then up to the tip,then as she watches u she gently slips her tongue into the slit,parting her lips slowly as u push the head of ur cock into the wetness of her mouth,tilting her head back to look in her eyes as u stretch her lips wider forcing itself deeper,rubbing ur cock against her tongue,watching her eyes water as u hit the back of her throat and the drool running down ur cock and dripping from ur balls........ Should I stop???? " iv just jizzed myself like a teenager you seem to know how to handle a hardon and that 1 story i wouldnt mind living out | |||
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"Nah I don't think its possible to replace the warm wetness of a woman's tongue,slowly stroking around ur thick hard shaft right around and then up to the tip,then as she watches u she gently slips her tongue into the slit,parting her lips slowly as u push the head of ur cock into the wetness of her mouth,tilting her head back to look in her eyes as u stretch her lips wider forcing itself deeper,rubbing ur cock against her tongue,watching her eyes water as u hit the back of her throat and the drool running down ur cock and dripping from ur balls........ Should I stop???? iv just jizzed myself like a teenager you seem to know how to handle a hardon and that 1 story i wouldnt mind living out " Lol Mr makes me practice regularly | |||
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"Get yourself a dog and a jar of peanut butter " Just LOL | |||
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"Get yourself a dog and a jar of peanut butter " na ye nutter way way to many sharp teeth ffs pmsl | |||
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"OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya.. Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs LMFAO" Rotfpmsl,oh Mr pineapple see what u have achieved. Yaaaayyyyyy suckcess | |||
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"OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya.. Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs LMFAO Rotfpmsl,oh Mr pineapple see what u have achieved. Yaaaayyyyyy suckcess " Honest to god...wat a set-up!!!! | |||
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"OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya.. Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs LMFAO Rotfpmsl,oh Mr pineapple see what u have achieved. Yaaaayyyyyy suckcess Honest to god...wat a set-up!!!!" Totally Jodie but,hey gotta give him credit for initiative the feicker. | |||
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"So ill be trying this next week with anal matters " Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol. | |||
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"Oh im doomed to live a bj free life " Surely being on here and partaking in the antics of this seedy debauchery life style should be aid enough to your dilemma | |||
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"So ill be trying this next week with anal matters Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol. " pmsl it isnt for every1 thats for sure. and when ur cock is as massive as mine it tends to rule anal out stright away i live such a hard life | |||
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral." Said like a man of experience.....lol | |||
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral. Said like a man of experience.....lol" wonder does he heat it up first lol | |||
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"So ill be trying this next week with anal matters Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol. pmsl it isnt for every1 thats for sure. and when ur cock is as massive as mine it tends to rule anal out stright away i live such a hard life" Yeah.......methinks the general public have learned a lesson now Mr pineapple I for one will be taking ur cries of woe is me with a bucket of salt lol. In fact if Jodie ever decides to test ur 'hard' life I may have a few suggestions for suitable 'rewards' just,for you | |||
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral. Said like a man of experience.....lol wonder does he heat it up first lol" No...no...no, please for the love of sweet baby Jesus mister safeword... don't share ....ollie may make me redundant as a result .. Lol | |||
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral. Said like a man of experience.....lol wonder does he heat it up first lol No...no...no, please for the love of sweet baby Jesus mister safeword... don't share ....ollie may make me redundant as a result .. Lol" Awwwwww apples,there isn't a grapefruit on earth that could compare with ur sweetness | |||
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"So ill be trying this next week with anal matters Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol. pmsl it isnt for every1 thats for sure. and when ur cock is as massive as mine it tends to rule anal out stright away i live such a hard life Yeah.......methinks the general public have learned a lesson now Mr pineapple I for one will be taking ur cries of woe is me with a bucket of salt lol. In fact if Jodie ever decides to test ur 'hard' life I may have a few suggestions for suitable 'rewards' just,for you " | |||
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"Get yourself a dog and a jar of peanut butter " that'd be a wruffff blowjob! | |||
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"Did he say Anal...yea right hope u like the sofa bahaha" so am i the butt of the joke now ffs jodie | |||
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"Did he say Anal...yea right hope u like the sofa bahaha" Sofa????ah ur too soft jodie. Let him out to the dog house with his peanut butter and spot | |||
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"Did he say Anal...yea right hope u like the sofa bahaha so am i the butt of the joke now ffs jodie " Cant see ur butt, or seymour butt, either way ive heard it has no sense of humour | |||
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended) Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol " GULP | |||
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended) Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol " Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration???? | |||
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended) Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????" Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol | |||
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended) Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration???? Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol" Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol. | |||
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"so my partners not a fan off oral im suffering for years now with her phobia off putting meat in her mouth. Iv tried for about 6 months now to give myself head but gave up cause it was easyer than having a rib removed. Tho sometimes id gladly give up a rib for a nice blow job. So heres my question ppl. what male toy would be best to recreate that bliss off oral??? & as her punishment ill sent her to buy whatever you guys come up with " get yourself a suckling calf | |||
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended) Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration???? Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol. " Haha Thanks...Hes here beside me maken himself lovely for his Bj lol | |||
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended) Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration???? Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol. Haha Thanks...Hes here beside me maken himself lovely for his Bj lol" Lol big smile now even bigger one later. | |||
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"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended) Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration???? Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol. Haha Thanks...Hes here beside me maken himself lovely for his Bj lol Lol big smile now even bigger one later. " Haha sure i mite let him take a picture cos it will last longer pmsl | |||
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral." one wonders how u know this lol........ | |||
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral. one wonders how u know this lol........" Would u believe I actually read this myself on faceache a few weeks back. True I swear | |||
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"Get one of them Japanese sex bots have you got a spare 3000 lol " 3k? jesus you'd be getting a second hand one lol you'd be talking 20k minimum for these yolks | |||
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral. Said like a man of experience.....lol wonder does he heat it up first lol" How do you turn on a grapefruit? Lick its citrus | |||
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"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral. Said like a man of experience.....lol wonder does he heat it up first lol How do you turn on a grapef Lick its citrus " lmao | |||
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