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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so my partners not a fan off oral im suffering for years now with her phobia off putting meat in her mouth.

Iv tried for about 6 months now to give myself head but gave up cause it was easyer than having a rib removed. Tho sometimes id gladly give up a rib for a nice blow job.

So heres my question ppl.

what male toy would be best to recreate that bliss off oral???

& as her punishment ill sent her to buy whatever you guys come up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think anything can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh t big vib tat does the business so my hubby tells me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh im doomed to live a bj free life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I don't think its possible to replace the warm wetness of a woman's tongue,slowly stroking around ur thick hard shaft right around and then up to the tip,then as she watches u she gently slips her tongue into the slit,parting her lips slowly as u push the head of ur cock into the wetness of her mouth,tilting her head back to look in her eyes as u stretch her lips wider forcing itself deeper,rubbing ur cock against her tongue,watching her eyes water as u hit the back of her throat and the drool running down ur cock and dripping from ur balls........

Should I stop????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm Fleshlight & a bottle of warm oil...

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I don't think its possible to replace the warm wetness of a woman's tongue,slowly stroking around ur thick hard shaft right around and then up to the tip,then as she watches u she gently slips her tongue into the slit,parting her lips slowly as u push the head of ur cock into the wetness of her mouth,tilting her head back to look in her eyes as u stretch her lips wider forcing itself deeper,rubbing ur cock against her tongue,watching her eyes water as u hit the back of her throat and the drool running down ur cock and dripping from ur balls........

Should I stop???? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get one of them Japanese sex bots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah I don't think its possible to replace the warm wetness of a woman's tongue,slowly stroking around ur thick hard shaft right around and then up to the tip,then as she watches u she gently slips her tongue into the slit,parting her lips slowly as u push the head of ur cock into the wetness of her mouth,tilting her head back to look in her eyes as u stretch her lips wider forcing itself deeper,rubbing ur cock against her tongue,watching her eyes water as u hit the back of her throat and the drool running down ur cock and dripping from ur balls........

Should I stop???? "

iv just jizzed myself like a teenager

you seem to know how to handle a hardon and that 1 story i wouldnt mind living out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get one of them Japanese sex bots "

have you got a spare 3000 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I don't think its possible to replace the warm wetness of a woman's tongue,slowly stroking around ur thick hard shaft right around and then up to the tip,then as she watches u she gently slips her tongue into the slit,parting her lips slowly as u push the head of ur cock into the wetness of her mouth,tilting her head back to look in her eyes as u stretch her lips wider forcing itself deeper,rubbing ur cock against her tongue,watching her eyes water as u hit the back of her throat and the drool running down ur cock and dripping from ur balls........

Should I stop????

iv just jizzed myself like a teenager

you seem to know how to handle a hardon and that 1 story i wouldnt mind living out "

Lol Mr makes me practice regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a dog and a jar of peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get yourself a dog and a jar of peanut butter "

Just LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get yourself a dog and a jar of peanut butter "

na ye nutter

way way to many sharp teeth ffs

pmsl

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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago

wouldnt you like to know

OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya..

Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya..

Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs

LMFAO"

Rotfpmsl,oh Mr pineapple see what u have achieved. Yaaaayyyyyy suckcess

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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago

wouldnt you like to know


"OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya..

Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs

LMFAO

Rotfpmsl,oh Mr pineapple see what u have achieved. Yaaaayyyyyy suckcess "

Honest to god...wat a set-up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COME TOGETHER!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG scarllett for ur ma for haven ya..

Jezzuss wait till the kids go to bed ill give ya a fookin BJ..ffs

LMFAO

Rotfpmsl,oh Mr pineapple see what u have achieved. Yaaaayyyyyy suckcess

Honest to god...wat a set-up!!!!"

Totally Jodie but,hey gotta give him credit for initiative the feicker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So ill be trying this next week with

anal matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ill be trying this next week with

anal matters "

Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"Oh im doomed to live a bj free life "

Surely being on here and partaking in the antics of this seedy debauchery life style should be aid enough to your dilemma

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So ill be trying this next week with

anal matters

Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol. "

pmsl it isnt for every1 thats for sure.

and when ur cock is as massive as mine it tends to rule anal out stright away i live such a hard life

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral."

Said like a man of experience.....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.

Said like a man of experience.....lol"

wonder does he heat it up first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ill be trying this next week with

anal matters

Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol.

pmsl it isnt for every1 thats for sure.

and when ur cock is as massive as mine it tends to rule anal out stright away i live such a hard life"

Yeah.......methinks the general public have learned a lesson now Mr pineapple I for one will be taking ur cries of woe is me with a bucket of salt lol. In fact if Jodie ever decides to test ur 'hard' life I may have a few suggestions for suitable 'rewards' just,for you

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.

Said like a man of experience.....lol

wonder does he heat it up first lol"

No...no...no, please for the love of sweet baby Jesus mister safeword... don't share ....ollie may make me redundant as a result .. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.

Said like a man of experience.....lol

wonder does he heat it up first lol

No...no...no, please for the love of sweet baby Jesus mister safeword... don't share ....ollie may make me redundant as a result .. Lol"

Awwwwww apples,there isn't a grapefruit on earth that could compare with ur sweetness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So ill be trying this next week with

anal matters

Lol well u wont be getting the same input from me there lol.

pmsl it isnt for every1 thats for sure.

and when ur cock is as massive as mine it tends to rule anal out stright away i live such a hard life

Yeah.......methinks the general public have learned a lesson now Mr pineapple I for one will be taking ur cries of woe is me with a bucket of salt lol. In fact if Jodie ever decides to test ur 'hard' life I may have a few suggestions for suitable 'rewards' just,for you "

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Get yourself a dog and a jar of peanut butter "

that'd be a wruffff blowjob!

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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago

wouldnt you like to know

Did he say Anal...yea right hope u like the sofa bahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did he say Anal...yea right hope u like the sofa bahaha"

so am i the butt of the joke now ffs jodie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he say Anal...yea right hope u like the sofa bahaha"

Sofa????ah ur too soft jodie. Let him out to the dog house with his peanut butter and spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he say Anal...yea right hope u like the sofa bahaha

so am i the butt of the joke now ffs jodie "

Cant see ur butt, or seymour butt, either way ive heard it has no sense of humour

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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago

wouldnt you like to know

Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)

Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)

Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol

"

GULP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)

Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol

"

Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????

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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago

wouldnt you like to know


"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)

Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol

Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????"

Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)

Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol

Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????

Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol"

Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"so my partners not a fan off oral im suffering for years now with her phobia off putting meat in her mouth.

Iv tried for about 6 months now to give myself head but gave up cause it was easyer than having a rib removed. Tho sometimes id gladly give up a rib for a nice blow job.

So heres my question ppl.

what male toy would be best to recreate that bliss off oral???

& as her punishment ill sent her to buy whatever you guys come up with "

get yourself a suckling calf

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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago

wouldnt you like to know


"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)

Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol

Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????

Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol

Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol. "

Haha Thanks...Hes here beside me maken himself lovely for his Bj lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)

Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol

Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????

Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol

Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol.

Haha Thanks...Hes here beside me maken himself lovely for his Bj lol"

Lol big smile now even bigger one later.

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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago

wouldnt you like to know


"Well u see im a bit of a tightass really haha (pun intended)

Maybe Mr Pineappl shud try anal!!! Lol

Hehehehe. We can tag team him what u think? I'll hold him down and u can choose ur strap on . Will the lady be requiring lube or should he feel the full friction of penetration????

Ohh yea No lube we want that lady screamin...And with a wave of my magic wand we can buzz the hole off him lolol

Lmfao. I likes u Jodie,just glad tis Mr pineapples arse and not mine lol phew. Where is the feicker anyway? He's gone rather quiet lol.

Haha Thanks...Hes here beside me maken himself lovely for his Bj lol

Lol big smile now even bigger one later. "

Haha sure i mite let him take a picture cos it will last longer pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral."

one wonders how u know this lol........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.

one wonders how u know this lol........"

Would u believe I actually read this myself on faceache a few weeks back. True I swear

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By *auraxxWoman
over a year ago

east

An armband blown up to your chosen tightness and shoved between the couch cushions, some warm oil and you're good to go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get one of them Japanese sex bots

have you got a spare 3000 lol "

3k? jesus you'd be getting a second hand one lol you'd be talking 20k minimum for these yolks

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor


"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.

Said like a man of experience.....lol

wonder does he heat it up first lol"

How do you turn on a grapefruit?

Lick its citrus

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By *odie 101Couple
over a year ago

wouldnt you like to know


"fuck a grapefruit, its near identical to oral.

Said like a man of experience.....lol

wonder does he heat it up first lol

How do you turn on a grapef

Lick its citrus "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip it in petrol every day for ten mins...... Oh no wait sugar wrong thread that's for keeping it permenantly hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well im pleased to say she loves the meat again ppl

ohhh does she like it

come up for air jodie

no wait get back down there

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