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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So me & a very nice guy stayed in a hotel last nite somewhere in the South East, won't say where!! lol!

Anyway the name of the bar there was called 'The Brass Cock' there's more lol!! There was a band playing there called 'The Jam Tarts!! Well, I couldn't stop laughing, I mean where do they come up with these names!! lol!

My question to ask you is 'What have you come across that's out of the ordinary or different that made you LOL or thought WTF, have you lost the plot!!

Please, no arguments on this thread, it's all a bit of fun, not to be taken seriously!! Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Rose ,hope you had a great time

Saw Morning Glory on the music channel last week and lol a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol Rose ,hope you had a great time

Saw Morning Glory on the music channel last week and lol a little "

When I came into reception I couldn't resist but say to Michael: Would you like a drink in The Brass Cock, the girl at reception gave a little smirk!! lol! I couldn't help myself!!! lol!

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I saw a van recently that had "hardwood specialists" on the side and it made me lol

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

iv seen a bar called the fighting cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a waitress called Fanny in China last time. The more drink that got in the more people started asking Fanny for nuts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I met a waitress called Fanny in China last time. The more drink that got in the more people started asking Fanny for nuts. "

That's nuts!! lol!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Big Mickeys furniture shop

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By *ohn MingoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The shop knobs and knockers in dublin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a waitress called Fanny in China last time. The more drink that got in the more people started asking Fanny for nuts.

That's nuts!! lol! "

It's very hard to ask Fanny for cocktails without laughing.

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By *leasureOrbitCouple
over a year ago

city centre

There's a guy who sings Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, etc songs in our local and he always says "great to see so many swingers here tonight"......anytime he says it, we hide under the table

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

Hi, Nosafeword here.

I don't want to come across as a stalker, but if I was to google the brass cock I could maybe find out what hotel you stayed in. I say this as a warning to people in the future who wish to keep the hotel they stayed in private.

Thanks for reading.

(also google images of brass cock are not as exciting as you would think)

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

Does anyone remember seeing the sign outside the G hotel in galway,it read "this must be the place"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, Nosafeword here.

I don't want to come across as a stalker, but if I was to google the brass cock I could maybe find out what hotel you stayed in. I say this as a warning to people in the future who wish to keep the hotel they stayed in private.

Thanks for reading.

(also google images of brass cock are not as exciting as you would think)"

Well, thank you for that, it's not that I wanted to keep it a big secret, it wasn't important the name of the hotel, just thought the name of the bar was funny!!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like seeing novel signs on loo doors. Cocks & Hens, knobs & knockers, Mares & Stallions etc. Saw one last week that was a brass pair of boxers & a pair of panties.

I remember a pub in North Yorkshire called "Oily Johnnies"...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like seeing novel signs on loo doors. Cocks & Hens, knobs & knockers, Mares & Stallions etc. Saw one last week that was a brass pair of boxers & a pair of panties.

I remember a pub in North Yorkshire called "Oily Johnnies"..."

That's gas, love seeing signs like that at the toilets!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We where in howth a few weeks ago and 1 off the fish shops was called the brassmonkey a tat outa place for a fish shop but very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We where in howth a few weeks ago and 1 off the fish shops was called the brassmonkey a tat outa place for a fish shop but very funny "

Maybe not...a "brass monkey" is/was a naval item.

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Me thinks that you and I spoke about this Hotel a few months ago. Yes very nice place indeed.... . Mum's the word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me thinks that you and I spoke about this Hotel a few months ago. Yes very nice place indeed.... . Mum's the word.

"

I don't recall talking to you about the hotel!

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By *ocbrownMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

I know this place

I have drank in the brass cock

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By *ixieboy13Man
over a year ago

Waterford City

So do i rose know it well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So do i rose know it well"

lol!! It just made me laugh when I saw the name of the bar!!! lol!

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford


"Me thinks that you and I spoke about this Hotel a few months ago. Yes very nice place indeed.... . Mum's the word.

I don't recall talking to you about the hotel! "

Pm'd ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me thinks that you and I spoke about this Hotel a few months ago. Yes very nice place indeed.... . Mum's the word.

I don't recall talking to you about the hotel!

Pm'd ya.

"

Oh yeah, we were to meet there for coffee but you got busy with your work so it had to be cancelled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly different. ..but there's a pub group. .c/w...music...I saw them advertised up round eniskln way....called S&M sound....it was both their initials. ...the craters didn't suspect a thing...

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By *estcorkfunMan
over a year ago

clonakilty/ Tullamore

I was in a bar in Edinburgh and it was called dirty dicks.they served food, so I had to order my burger in hysterics asking can I have a "dirty dick" please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in a bar in Edinburgh and it was called dirty dicks.they served food, so I had to order my burger in hysterics asking can I have a "dirty dick" please."

ha ha!! That's funny!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's on the Wexford road in carlow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's on the Wexford road in carlow!"

What's on the Wexford road in Carlow!?

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"It's on the Wexford road in carlow!

What's on the Wexford road in Carlow!? "

a dead rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's on the Wexford road in carlow!

What's on the Wexford road in Carlow!?

a dead rabbit "

In fairness now, they're everywhere...

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Is this becoming a cock and bull thread...

Then again with the rate the water protests are going we may need to have our ball cocks checked.

Then again if you're heading into Germany from Venlo towards Duisburg you can stop of at Wankum.

yes there's innuendos where ever you go. Always good for a laugh.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

in Finland or Sweden or one of them foreign places shaving foam is called.....Barbers kum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's on the Wexford road in carlow!

What's on the Wexford road in Carlow!?

a dead rabbit

In fairness now, they're everywhere... "

Are you supposed to brake hard if they're in the road....Mr said it would move before I hit it. It didn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's on the Wexford road in carlow!

What's on the Wexford road in Carlow!?

a dead rabbit

In fairness now, they're everywhere...

Are you supposed to brake hard if they're in the road....Mr said it would move before I hit it. It didn't."

My dad always told me to never stop if you see an animal on the road, just keep driving he tells me & if you hit something you hit it, nothing you can do about it!

Aaah but you have to stop when you see a duck & it's ducklings walking across the road!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's on the Wexford road in carlow!

What's on the Wexford road in Carlow!?

a dead rabbit

In fairness now, they're everywhere...

Are you supposed to brake hard if they're in the road....Mr said it would move before I hit it. It didn't.

My dad always told me to never stop if you see an animal on the road, just keep driving he tells me & if you hit something you hit it, nothing you can do about it!

Aaah but you have to stop when you see a duck & it's ducklings walking across the road!! "

Yeah, it's impossible to get them all unless you reverse a couple of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know of a band called "The Fuzzy Burgers" lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know of a band called "The Fuzzy Burgers" lol "

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know of a band called "The Fuzzy Burgers" lol

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear!! lol! "

For some reason I don't think it was good they were referring to when they thought of that name !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know of a band called "The Fuzzy Burgers" lol

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear!! lol!

For some reason I don't think it was good they were referring to when they thought of that name !! Lol "

*food

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know of a band called "The Fuzzy Burgers" lol

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear!! lol!

For some reason I don't think it was good they were referring to when they thought of that name !! Lol

*food"

They must have been hungry for burgers at the time!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were hungry for something, but it wasn't burgers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this becoming a cock and bull thread...

Then again with the rate the water protests are going we may need to have our ball cocks checked.

Then again if you're heading into Germany from Venlo towards Duisburg you can stop of at Wankum.

yes there's innuendos where ever you go. Always good for a laugh. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this becoming a cock and bull thread...

Then again with the rate the water protests are going we may need to have our ball cocks checked.

Then again if you're heading into Germany from Venlo towards Duisburg you can stop of at Wankum.

yes there's innuendos where ever you go. Always good for a laugh. "

lol! That made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The shop knobs and knockers in dublin."

This Shop was the highlight of a school tour to the Dail years ago!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a muff crescent in a village called nobber near me

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

If you go down the dyke road in galway you'll find the black box

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

Whilst visiting someone in Tallaght Hospital recently, I noticed every hand sanitizer in the building had large signs on them stating

"Squirt and Rub"

I know... my depravity runs deeper than I like to admit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The shop knobs and knockers in dublin.

This Shop was the highlight of a school tour to the Dail years ago!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The shop knobs and knockers in dublin.

This Shop was the highlight of a school tour to the Dail years ago!!! "

School tour to the Dail? Jesus you went to a posh school, we got Dublin zoo which half the year are banned from and the year bellow me got the joy

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By *squaredCouple
over a year ago

Dublin/westmeath/kildare

My wtf moment recently came when looking at roses. 1 was called "golden showers" . Person who named it either has sick sence of humor or lives at home with parents & no internet. I had to give up flower shopping as couldn't keep straight face or look at roses in same way again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They used to be a deli in town called "bjs on leeson street"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture today, not sure if it's real or not, of Nigel Farage sitting outside a pub called 'The Jolly Rascist'. Made me chuckle!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

When I worked in retail I had to deal with customers utility bills.

Anyway a certain man his name was

Mr. A . Prick.

Wtf trying to keep a straight face with Mr A. Prick looking at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sign not too far from Thomond Park in Limerick for a Dog Grooming service......called "Doggie Style"....

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"When I worked in retail I had to deal with customers utility bills.

Anyway a certain man his name was

Mr. A . Prick.

Wtf trying to keep a straight face with Mr A. Prick looking at me. "

I'd say he felt a bit of a bollix

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I worked in retail I had to deal with customers utility bills.

Anyway a certain man his name was

Mr. A . Prick.

Wtf trying to keep a straight face with Mr A. Prick looking at me.

I'd say he felt a bit of a bollix"

lol! Very well said there!

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