FabSwingers.com forum: fuck thy neighbour

By *ocbrown OP Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

Really want to fuck her

she's been given me the eye

but not sure if she just thinks I'm sexy or I'll cheat on my husband with you kinda look4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really want to fuck her

she's been given me the eye

but not sure if she just thinks I'm sexy or I'll cheat on my husband with you kinda look4"

Never ever ever shit where u sleep my friend,cos that shit will blow up in ur face and it stinks to high heaven. Have a wank and imagine her licking ur balls as u do. Do that everyday for a week then call into ur neighbours for a coffee. See how that makes u feel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://m.imgur.com/r/thesimpsons/x6mhw

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

Walk toward her one, straight toward her so that she has to move out of your way.

If she faces away from you when she moves to make room for you, it means she does not like you sexually.

If she faces towards you and rubs her tits off you ass you pass then she wants nasty sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk toward her one, straight toward her so that she has to move out of your way.

If she faces away from you when she moves to make room for you, it means she does not like you sexually.

If she faces towards you and rubs her tits off you ass you pass then she wants nasty sex."

Hmmmm liking that theory safe,I may have to test it out sometime.

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

"Hmmmm liking that theory safe,I may have to test it out sometime. "

It works, try it out in clubs etc. Its a subconscious thing.

If they face you as you squeeze past they fancy you.

Bet everyone on here has had a wee thrill at some point as they brushed past someone and they both faced each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is true just never been conscious of it before. Will be now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really want to fuck her she's been given me the eye but not sure if she just thinks I'm sexy or I'll cheat on my husband with you kinda look4"
She could well be bored at home . Show her interest as chatty listen to her more than she listen to you. Make odd cheeky flirty comment towards her. Show her lot of interest make out caring guy .

This has worked for me in past as single younger guy and married neighour or 2

Make her feel good on likes of comments about her . Could lead to years of discreet affair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry never shit on your own door step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry never shit on your own door step

Totally agree! It's not worth it if it all blows up! Makes it very awkward for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry never shit on your own door step

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Get what your saying yes. Though when I come older in life and sit down and think on things. I be able to remember the things I've done in past not things I've wish I did do in past

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By *ocbrown OP Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

Yep ok was a little d*unk and horny when I posted this lol

don't think I will ever make a move on her

I'll just sit back and admire from a distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry never shit on your own door step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry never shit on your own door step

Never ever, been there down that,got 4 t shirts and a DVD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep ok was a little d*unk and horny when I posted this lol

don't think I will ever make a move on her

I'll just sit back and admire from a distance "

Good idea

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By *hoosyhotwifeCouple
over a year ago

any

"Really want to fuck her

she's been given me the eye

but not sure if she just thinks I'm sexy or I'll cheat on my husband with you kinda look4"

How big is her husband ?

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By *ocbrown OP Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

"Really want to fuck her

she's been given me the eye

but not sure if she just thinks I'm sexy or I'll cheat on my husband with you kinda look4

How big is her husband ?

He's a good foot smaller than me lol

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By *b061Man
over a year ago

South

"Yep ok was a little d*unk and horny when I posted this lol

don't think I will ever make a move on her

I'll just sit back and admire from a distance "

Agree, I've had to do that for years... but would jump should an opportunity really arise!!!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Really want to fuck her

she's been given me the eye

but not sure if she just thinks I'm sexy or I'll cheat on my husband with you kinda look4"

don't touch what's not yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really want to fuck her

she's been given me the eye

but not sure if she just thinks I'm sexy or I'll cheat on my husband with you kinda look4

don't touch what's not yours..."

Unless hubby gives you the go ahead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really want to fuck her

she's been given me the eye

but not sure if she just thinks I'm sexy or I'll cheat on my husband with you kinda look4

don't touch what's not yours...

Unless hubby gives you the go ahead lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct me if i'm wrong Guys....Should it no be..."Love thy Neighbour"? ???And Not... "Fuck thy Neighbour"...???lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go for it. As Dr Pepper says. "What's the worst that could happen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Correct me if i'm wrong Guys....Should it no be..."Love thy Neighbour"? ???And Not... "Fuck thy Neighbour"...???lol...

Back away from the keyboard and stop that shameful Sunday sayings

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Just go for it. As Dr Pepper says. "What's the worst that could happen"

you could get your bollix chopped off

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By *ocbrown OP Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

"Just go for it. As Dr Pepper says. "What's the worst that could happen"

you could get your bollix chopped off

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk toward her one, straight toward her so that she has to move out of your way.

If she faces away from you when she moves to make room for you, it means she does not like you sexually.

If she faces towards you and rubs her tits off you ass you pass then she wants nasty sex."

The Oracle has spoken guys, now let me just think how many times I have rubbed my tits against a neighbour as we spoke.....errr none. How many times have I rubbed my tits against someone to initiate nasty sex....errr none.

Fantasy land this fella lives in.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"Walk toward her one, straight toward her so that she has to move out of your way.

If she faces away from you when she moves to make room for you, it means she does not like you sexually.

If she faces towards you and rubs her tits off you ass you pass then she wants nasty sex.

Fantasy land this fella lives in.

well then it looks like he's come to the right place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wud love to fuck my neighbour but as they say. Don't shit on ur doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a long term relationship with my neighbour. Both of us were single so I know it's not exactly the same situation. But still, it finished ages ago and we're still the best of friends. Sometimes fucking your neighbour works out very nicely

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

"The Oracle has spoken guys, now let me just think how many times I have rubbed my tits against a neighbour as we spoke.....errr none. How many times have I rubbed my tits against someone to initiate nasty sex....errr none.

Fantasy land this fella lives in.

Well what method would you suggest? The get d*unk and fuck a stranger method? Ask them their football club then suck their dick?

If you're gonna say my method does not work then give one of your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just went next door to my neighbour-who got out of shower to open door for me-on the pretense of borrowing sugar and was going to test the squeeze past theory. But when he bent down and I saw his asscrack decided against it.!

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

"Just went next door to my neighbour-who got out of shower to open door for me-on the pretense of borrowing sugar and was going to test the squeeze past theory. But when he bent down and I saw his asscrack decided against it.!

I think bending over and showing your ass crack is a sure sign they want you. I mean thats as clear as signs come

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Fantasy land this fella lives in.

Well what method would you suggest? The get d*unk and fuck a stranger method? Ask them their football club then suck their dick?

If you're gonna say my method does not work then give one of your own?"

she's taking a while to get back to you....she must be gone to Google the answer

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By *osafewordneededMan
over a year ago

City

"she's taking a while to get back to you....she must be gone to Google the answer

I'll be outside in the sun by then. I hope its hilarious though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she's taking a while to get back to you....she must be gone to Google the answer

I'll be outside in the sun by then. I hope its hilarious though."

The age old Art of Seduction, it works for me, every single time

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By *evraffMan
over a year ago

Dungannon Tyrone

"Yep ok was a little d*unk and horny when I posted this lol

don't think I will ever make a move on her

I'll just sit back and admire from a distance "

Just put the squeeze on her and go for it, maybe she feels the same and you both will always wonder what if!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nrighbour keeps callin for lawnmower n stuff. And he doesn't even have a lawn!

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