FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Ireland

Prison

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're imprisoned for life and like the A-Team and Andy Dupree its a crime you didn't commit!

This is a maximum security prison however the prison guards have read the newspapers and the general consensus is your unfairly treated. So your kind prison officer has offered to sneak in three items that you dearly treasure.

The only caveat is the items cannot be electric/battery powered in any way!!

What would you ask for??

Bear in mind you are imprisoned for life and may or may not be successful in your appeals

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big rubber dildo, a tweezers, and a guitar

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. toothbrush

2. razor

3. lighter

don't need anything else in prisons really

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A big rubber dildo, a tweezers, and a guitar "

Niiiiice

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would kaizer bring?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What would kaizer bring? "

A pen for the memoirs - There and back again, a Kaizers tale

Weights for the body

And a picture

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"1. toothbrush

2. razor

3. lighter

don't need anything else in prisons really "

im pretty sure you wouldnt have to sneak those into prison most prisoners have them already

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. toothbrush

2. razor

3. lighter

don't need anything else in prisons really

im pretty sure you wouldnt have to sneak those into prison most prisoners have them already"

true, you really don't need to sneak anything in these days

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys keep with the program this is MAXIMUM security lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Apple

A small pocket knife

A packet of mcvities homewheat.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An Apple

A small pocket knife

A packet of mcvities homewheat."

With all of the above I could escape

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An Apple

A small pocket knife

A packet of mcvities homewheat.

With all of the above I could escape"

Hello macgyver

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's Mr.MacGyver,if you please.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's Mr.MacGyver,if you please."

I get the apple and the knife but are the hobknobs just a snack in case you get hungry along the way?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ground up Hobnobs can be used as an explosive

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not hob nobs,mcvities home wheat,because you know you're home with mcvities home wheat.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Dynamo powered radio

2. A book, "how to get away with murder."

3. & a nice glass ornament. Like this one here, that's shaped like a big penis & has lots of ridges & nobbles on. It's very pretty.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Dynamo powered radio

2. A book, "how to get away with murder."

3. & a nice glass ornament. Like this one here, that's shaped like a big penis & has lots of ridges & nobbles on. It's very pretty."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/04/15 14:34:10]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strap on, chocolate, and smokes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

A hacksaw

A pair of good runners

A map

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

2 very hot bi women who fancy the ass off me and a very large bat to get the other lads away from them...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dart board and darts, a tennis ball,deck of cards

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

Perfume

Nice undies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My phone

Perfume

Nice undies "

Is this a plastic fisher price phone?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pocket pussie

razor

tooth brush

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

Me bed

a gallon of lube

a lifetimes supply of condoms

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone

Perfume

Nice undies

Is this a plastic fisher price phone?"

Oops ,yes ofcourse

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A photo album...(Treasured memories)

Matlock... (that cunt could get anyone off with anything)

And finally

A XL Jar of Nutella... (For the leisbions)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 very hot bi women who fancy the ass off me and a very large bat to get the other lads away from them... "

You already have a bat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin


"2 very hot bi women who fancy the ass off me and a very large bat to get the other lads away from them...

You already have a bat "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top