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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you don't wipe your bum properly the hair will contract what I call "dingleberries" in the cold weather the "dingleberries" turn into "mustiles" then they freeze and fall off themshelves others call em "willnots" cos they will not come off what do you call yours

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha wtf

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Ohhhhhhhhh gawd!!!!!! I nearly had a heart attack laughing at that ye manky mare!!!!!!!

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

I've heard some call them clingons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha way too much information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear God man did your mammy never teach you to wipe your arse ?

ya gotta be clean sparkling bums only please !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs brown wouldn't even make that statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't wipe your bum properly the hair will contract what I call "dingleberries" in the cold weather the "dingleberries" turn into "mustiles" then they freeze and fall off themshelves others call em "willnots" cos they will not come off what do you call yours"

If they "willnot" come off then bend over and i'll grab the lighter and the can of petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tagnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an offer you can't refuse Jude a lady offering to burn the arse off ya lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's an offer you can't refuse Jude a lady offering to burn the arse off ya lol "

Lmao ahh no I wouldn't do that.. I'd just burn off the dangly bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tagnuts. "

Hahahaha that's hilarious, I've heard all of the above before but never tagnuts lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tagnuts lol no ONE is burning my hole hi !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tagnuts lol no ONE is burning my hole hi !"

Lmao I promise I'll be careful

You won't feel a thing

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin


"If you don't wipe your bum properly the hair will contract what I call "dingleberries" in the cold weather the "dingleberries" turn into "mustiles" then they freeze and fall off themshelves others call em "willnots" cos they will not come off what do you call yours"

Jesus wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intrigued and curious as I was about what a thread on the forum called "wipe" might be about, I decided to open it.....

I now so very dearly wish I could've resisted the temptation .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol sheep get those and shears are used!!

Try baby wipes on your precious toosh if toilet roll isn't soft enough!

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