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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola. "

Good to know, Kaizer still likes Koalas though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Feline...Tiger I think. Because I like Venison. And an occasional man-eater...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola. "

This is true fecking kaolas are riddled same as chimpanzees they have SIV which is what HIV mutated from

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

"A Feline...Tiger I think. Because I like Venison. And an occasional man-eater..."

I love venison too but it's a little deer to be eating every day .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red panda. They sleep most of the day. Sounds like heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola.

This is true fecking kaolas are riddled same as chimpanzees they have SIV which is what HIV mutated from"

Da dirty feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola.

This is true fecking kaolas are riddled same as chimpanzees they have SIV which is what HIV mutated from

Da dirty feckers

Animals are filthy yolks riding non-stop like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola.

This is true fecking kaolas are riddled same as chimpanzees they have SIV which is what HIV mutated from"

After we couldn't stop eating them...

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Am... I think you'll find your already an animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Pterodactyl!.....

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"A Pterodactyl!.....

You oul dinasour.. Ahh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion he is king and has all the female's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be home cat.

Why? Cause alot hate them and so alot love them.. plus going in or out, eating sleeping when and where ever they want. Wanna attention got it..wanna feel loved got it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Pterodactyl!.....

You oul dinasour.. Ahh "

Well if I'm gonna be any animal, it has to be a flying dinosaur!

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"A Pterodactyl!.....

You oul dinasour.. Ahh "

a horse...so I could be ridden all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Am... I think you'll find your already an animal

Excusez moi

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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago

kilkenny

oh definitely a meerkat..they seem to have alot of fun...and the odd one even gets to be a tv star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat....says it all

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By *oughandCurvyCouple
over a year ago

galway

I would be (don't all laugh now)a dog perhaps a lab or a german shepherd, they are smart, loyal and are capable of being vicious if needed!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

I was gonna say an elephant but they're flaps are huge!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a cat too, they are so bendy, so i wouldn't need a man to lick me out lol

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By *edserMan
over a year ago

drogheda

I'd be a bit of a donkey ... I'm big when I'm out doe .... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

Eats shoots and leaves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

Eats shoots and leaves

A koala will eat predominantly eucalyptus leaves, now a Panda will eat any variety of Bamboo shoots and leaves.

Well this is all very educational today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Cougar ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

Eats shoots and leaves

A koala will eat predominantly eucalyptus leaves, now a Panda will eat any variety of Bamboo shoots and leaves.

Well this is all very educational today

Every day is a school day here on FAB HIGH

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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago

around

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Am... I think you'll find your already an animal

Excusez moi

You are a human being? Yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Cougar ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Am... I think you'll find your already an animal

Excusez moi

You are a human being? Yes?

Debateable

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"A Cougar ofcourse

That you are Goldie!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola.

Good to know, Kaizer still likes Koalas though

They also smell of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a cat too, they are so bendy, so i wouldn't need a man to lick me out lol"

Pmsl...you want a job done right then do it yourself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a sloth

cos a they spend 85% of there day sleeping and they are ADORABLE!!!!

Katie xx

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

I'd like to be half cat,half dog

A pussy hound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be a sloth

cos a they spend 85% of there day sleeping and they are ADORABLE!!!!

Katie xx"

I could so ruin sloths for you but I won't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola.

Good to know, Kaizer still likes Koalas though

They also smell of piss

Jeez Louise Koala's get a hard time on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to be half cat,half dog

A pussy hound"

Ya gave up the aul Rooster fixation Half?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be a sloth

cos a they spend 85% of there day sleeping and they are ADORABLE!!!!

Katie xx

I could so ruin sloths for you but I won't

Don't you dare!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would be a sloth

cos a they spend 85% of there day sleeping and they are ADORABLE!!!!

Katie xx

I could so ruin sloths for you but I won't

But its okay to ruin the Kaizers Koala dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a honey badger. The most feared animal on the planet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be a sloth

cos a they spend 85% of there day sleeping and they are ADORABLE!!!!

Katie xx

I could so ruin sloths for you but I won't

Don't you dare!!!!! "

this is like a challenge now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be a sloth

cos a they spend 85% of there day sleeping and they are ADORABLE!!!!

Katie xx

I could so ruin sloths for you but I won't

But its okay to ruin the Kaizers Koala dream

I merely pointed out laid was right and chimpanzees are dirty feckers too

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola.

Good to know, Kaizer still likes Koalas though

They also smell of piss

The joys of having a bifurcated penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola. "

They must, I go and get checked every three months, and haven't seen a kola in the gum clinic yet, the dirty wee fuckers dont give a fuck

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

"If you could be an animal what would you be and why?

Kaizer would like to be a Koala, chillin out in tree all day atin eucalyptus doesn't sound bad

well kolas have chlamydia or at least a very high percentage of them do. so id rather not be a kola.

They must, I go and get checked every three months, and haven't seen a kola in the gum clinic yet, the dirty wee fuckers dont give a fuck "

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By *anshee-MCouple
over a year ago

outside the city

Any animal that can lick themselves whenever the mood takes them ..... mmmmm heaven

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

I'd be a hedgehog because they have loads of pricks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

"I'd be a hedgehog because they have loads of pricks

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ha ha fran how many you

Got.

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city

"I'd be a hedgehog because they have loads of pricks

ha ha fran how many you

Got. "

enough to keep u happy all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best animal friend would be an an Anteater...

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

"Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

Real Rhino's charge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

much better Kaizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously we would like to be wolves!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm....a black panther!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

much better Kaizer "

What's the King wanna be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hmmm....a black panther!"

Rarrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

much better Kaizer

What's the King wanna be?"

A crocodile

no natural predators, top of the food chain, king of the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a dog...

Riding all the females in heat... Even though they are bitches.... And I could lick my own balls as a bonus...

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By *irst officerMan
over a year ago

Naas

A stallion.

Not just any stallion, a coolmore stallion, spend 6 months in the northern hemisphere and 6 months in the southern hemisphere.

Summer all year.

3 ride's a day and all the mares come with a valid health certificate.

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over a year ago

"A stallion.

Not just any stallion, a coolmore stallion, spend 6 months in the northern hemisphere and 6 months in the southern hemisphere.

Summer all year.

3 ride's a day and all the mares come with a valid health certificate.

Pssst! Summer is only 3 months long...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

much better Kaizer

What's the King wanna be?

A crocodile

no natural predators, top of the food chain, king of the water

and you would make a nice pair of boots for mick dundee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

much better Kaizer

What's the King wanna be?

A crocodile

no natural predators, top of the food chain, king of the water

and you would make a nice pair of boots for mick dundee"

Or a sweet belt for the Kaizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

much better Kaizer

What's the King wanna be?

A crocodile

no natural predators, top of the food chain, king of the water

and you would make a nice pair of boots for mick dundee

Or a sweet belt for the Kaizer

oh ya can all feck off cause ye'll never get me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

much better Kaizer

What's the King wanna be?

A crocodile

no natural predators, top of the food chain, king of the water

and you would make a nice pair of boots for mick dundee

Or a sweet belt for the Kaizer

oh ya can all feck off cause ye'll never get me

Ya have a Rhino, Lion, Tiger, Pterodactyl, Cougar, Panther, Panda, Wolf, Hedgehog, Donkey and Dog after ya

you don't stand a chance Buddy

Never mind da cats they're too busy lickin themselves...or each other

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Following the relevations that Kaolas are piss stinking HIV carriers, Kaizer would now like to be a Rhino

Why?? Cos of da big horn

Write that one down lads it's a freebie

much better Kaizer

What's the King wanna be?

A crocodile

no natural predators, top of the food chain, king of the water

and you would make a nice pair of boots for mick dundee

Or a sweet belt for the Kaizer

oh ya can all feck off cause ye'll never get me

if ya have me as an elephant sitting on ya,, you've no chance

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By *irst officerMan
over a year ago

Naas

"A stallion.

Not just any stallion, a coolmore stallion, spend 6 months in the northern hemisphere and 6 months in the southern hemisphere.

Summer all year.

3 ride's a day and all the mares come with a valid health certificate.

Pssst! Summer is only 3 months long...

"
The mares start coming into season as they have an 11 month gestation period, these stallions are kept busy.

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