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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know it's funny when someone suggests a gag the first time but the fifth time you read it its boring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a blind stag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

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??? A Deer Crash ??? Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can never finish telling a joke for laughing,but then,I know the punchline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh uh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

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No I deer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer"

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?"

.....still no eye deer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?.....still no eye deer... "

You go & feck off!

Ya, still, no idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?.....still no eye deer...

You go & feck off!

Ya, still, no idea."

....oh.. so no answers allowed? ...sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read this one on here last night

How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?.....still no eye deer...

You go & feck off!

Ya, still, no idea.....oh.. so no answers allowed? ...sorry"

Not impressed with us stealing the punch line

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?.....still no eye deer...

You go & feck off!

Ya, still, no idea.....oh.. so no answers allowed? ...sorry

Not impressed with us stealing the punch line "

LOL...NICE ONE

what have older women got between their tits,that younger women don't have..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?.....still no eye deer...

You go & feck off!

Ya, still, no idea.....oh.. so no answers allowed? ...sorry

Not impressed with us stealing the punch line

LOL...NICE ONE

what have older women got between their tits,that younger women don't have.........."

Not answering that we'll be taken out and whipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do u call a boomerang that does not come back ?

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar


"What do u call a boomerang that does not come back ? "

A stick ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do u call a boomerang that does not come back ? "

A woman ( lost )

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?.....still no eye deer...

You go & feck off!

Ya, still, no idea.....oh.. so no answers allowed? ...sorry

Not impressed with us stealing the punch line

LOL...NICE ONE

what have older women got between their tits,that younger women don't have..........

Not answering that we'll be taken out and whipped "

I don't mind getting whipped.

it's a BELLYBUTTON

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read this one on here last night

How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach ,,,,"

.....its not hard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read this one on here last night

How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach ,,,,.....its not hard..."

Yip ,,, thought that hilarious when I read it must be to innocent, LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out


"What's brown and sticky? "

a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion? "

an ass that brings tears to your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?.....still no eye deer... "

What do you call a dead, blind stag with no dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a blind stag?

No I deer

No idea, but correct.

What do you call a dead, blind stag?.....still no eye deer...

What do you call a dead, blind stag with no dick?"

Still no fucking idea.

(sorry. It just didn't seem right that no one completed the sequence)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's pink and hard first thing in the morning ?

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By *randub69Man
over a year ago

city


"What's pink and hard first thing in the morning ? "
the crossword in the financial times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister is in hospital diagnosed with diabetes and now she has hay fever so I send her stuff to cheer her up.. You know - Flowers, chocolates...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's pink and hard first thing in the morning ? the crossword in the financial times"

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By *eedycplCouple
over a year ago

belfast

Wots the difference between a condom and a coffin???

Ya come in 1 and go in the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you get if you put a rooster in a freezer and a cat in water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt realise that words would ever hurt me until I fell in a printing press...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between an egg and a wank.....................

You can beat an egg...

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